#randomly generated incorrect quotes

[shakra-1]

Starscream, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Shockwave: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

[shakra-1]

Soundwave: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Shockwave: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Starscream: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Megatron: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[shakra-1]

Soundwave: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Shockwave: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Shockwave: I don't cook I don't clean-

Soundwave: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Soundwave & Shockwave: .....

Soundwave & Shockwave: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

[the-siphonophore-system]

Randomly Generated Siphonophore System Incorrect Quotes

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Maya: What are you guys doing?

Mouse: Like in life in general or-

Rosie : Not much. Why, what's up?

Maya: I dunno, I’m bored playing AC.

Rosie : Assassins Creed?

Maya: Animals Creed.

Mouse: Assassins Crossing.

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Vera: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!

Say: And here we have a capitalist.

River : Did you just-

Oona: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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N, to Reya: One universe, nine planets, seven seas, seven continents, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you.

Arc: Hey, that’s not very nice-

Reya: There are only eight planets, you uncultured swine!

Arc, forgetting about N: VIVA LA PLUTO, FUCK YOU!

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Mari: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Mari: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Melody: Bonjour.

Maisie: Le growl.

Slushi: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Ranboo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Pixal: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Ranboo: One of them punched a gang member.

Pixal: Basil?

Ranboo: Zero, actually.

Pixal: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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-River

[ch33z-wiz]

Incorrect Ninjago Quotes (except they're all from Incorrect quotes generator)

*Lloyd's helping Jay out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Kai: How does Jay look?

Nya: A little better than you, actually.

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Lloyd, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kai, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jay, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Cole, trembling: What are we playing

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Lloyd: *Gently taps table*

Kai: *Taps back*

Jay: What are they doing?

Cole: Morse code.

Lloyd: *Aggressively taps table*

Kai: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Jay: Why are Kai and Cole sitting with their backs to each other?

Zane: They had a fight.

Jay: Then why are they holding hands?

Zane: They get sad when they fight.

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Kai: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Nya: Do not do that.

Kai: You won't even notice!

Jay, entering: Kai, you wanted to see me again?

Kai: Nya's single

Nya:

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Jay: Where's Cole?

Nya: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Nya, shouting: Kai sucks!

Cole, distantly: Kai is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Nya: Found him.

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Lloyd : A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Morro: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Harumi: A realist sees a freight train.

Garmadon : The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Kai: I'm gonna die alone.

Jay: Kai, you're not gonna die alone.

Kai: Zane, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Nya: Uh- huh.Why is that?

Kai: If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook.Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Kai: So I figured I'll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.

Kai: Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies.Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

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Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Cole: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Jay for dinner.

Kai: What is wrong with you people?

Nya: Shut up, chocolate.

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[lemonandlime22]

Randomly generated incorrect quotes pt 30 obey me (A few were changed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*When Luci drags Asmo home from a party*

Asmo: Dammit, Lucifer, you ruined everything! Lucifer: You’re welcome.

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Levi: What are you two arguing about this time? Satan: He's always using common phrases incorrectly! Belphie: Cry me a table, Satan.

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Levi: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers. Little Satan: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower. Levi: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay. Little Satan: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends! Levi: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect. Little Satan: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me! Levi: That just makes you a beta cuck.

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Beel: Hey, Lucifer you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Lucifer: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Beel: Yea, my friend lives there. Belphie: That is the worst response to that question.

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Levi, after pulling another all nighter: *shoves his hand in the slot of a toaster* Mammon: … Levi: …I get confused sometimes. Mammon, having done the same thing yesterday: Me too.

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*out grocery shopping* Beel: *takes a free sample twice* Beel: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

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Levi, to Lucifer: Are we really going to let Beel keep Belphie? Mammon: We kept Satan.

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[sinfullycitrus]

Ronodin: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Seth: ... Yes.

Ronodin: I was hula-hooping.

Seth: Why are you telling me this?

Ronodin: Because no one will ever believe you.

Seth: You sick son of a bitch.

[sinfullycitrus]

Kendra: If you guys were ice cream, what flavor would you be?

Bracken: Vanilla.

Vanessa: Vanilla, you basic bitch? I'd be pistachio.

Bracken: 'Cause no one likes you?