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saw someone post “being on wellbutrin will have u feeling like judy garland” and i think i figured out what my issues been the past six years

just had lesbian sex at a mega church hotel

also next to a tesla dealership it was lwk poetic

if she gave me cash after we hooked up am i a whore now or was she just being nice?

i love being bratty over the phone knowing she can’t do shit

having a hot older woman that you call mommy is all fun and games until she starts telling you to clean your room too

i should’ve realized i was a lesbian when i made him watch yellowjackets while we were making out

movie idea: all of the characters are played by vanessa hudgens and michael b jordan

you can distinguish the vanessas by their accents and the michaels by their different colored hats and ties

thinking about the time my sophomore chemistry teacher taught us how to cook heroin. gonna find him after i graduate and pull a jesse pinkman.

he also wore a three piece suit & gold pocket watch everyday. this man is genuinely fascinating i have so many stories