no one seemed affected, that everyone is fucked

chace bishop | 28 | kind of a stand up comic, kind of a bus boy

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texts | chace + mk

MK: Haven't ever seemed to do well ignoring you. So why now?

Chace: Well I don't want to be let in just because you're not good at ignoring me.

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texts | chace + mk

MK: You could have walked him over. I would have answered the door for you too.

Chace: Still in the business of opening the door for me at all hours are we?

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texts | chace + mk

MK: Would have been better being read off a scroll but that was beautiful.

Chace: I was going to send a scroll, but my carrier pigeon has a busted wing.

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texts | chace + mk

MK: I'm a good Christian lady. Of course I do.

Chace: You're right, you're right.

Chace: Roses are thorny, sunflowers are long. I'm feeling horny, will you take thy shlong?

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texts | chace + mk

MK: That is basically a death wish then because I don't know how to stop that and you never asked to do the first thing.

Chace: Do you require a formal ask?

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texts | chace + mk

Mary Kate: I decided after tonight you're not allowed to give me that little half smile you do. It makes your lips too kissable and since we don't do that anymore you shouldn't be able to do that.

Chace: Okay, then since we don't do that thing where I put my dick in you anymore, you're not allowed to look hot anymore.

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texts | maggie + chace

Maggie: No offense but you just need to get out there more instead if doing this loner thing. We should go out get you just drunk enough where you actually start being charming.

Chace: I wasn't aware I was doing a loner thing, I thought that was just called depression.

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magdalena-vargras​:

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“There you are,” she practically fell on his lap when she went to sit next to him. “I have missed you.”

“I’ve been avoiding you,” he joked with a flat expression, his arm slipping around to drape over her shoulder. “But now you found me and I have to act like I like you,” he groaned.

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gemmamariano​:

“I’m also the non-American one, and these sleepover games are something I’ve never seen. We’d only play truth or dare and a pillow fight here and there. Maybe some games like Twister or watching a movie, but there seem to be a lot more games than that here.”

“Wait, so the pillow fights were real? Were they all done in your underwear? Wa--wait Twister? You people had some perverted ass sleepovers, huh?”

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andrea-walker​:

“You definitely went to different slumber parties.” Andrea confirmed. “Ours were a lot more… Tame.”

“You have to be able to read sarcasm better than that. Something for you to work on after tonight for sure.”

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marykate-darby​:

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“I remember when I had sleepovers towards the end of high school, I hated when my girlfriends would ask because all I wanted to do was spend my weekend with you,” she admitted with a soft laugh. 

“Oh yeah?” The words brought Chace more happiness than he’d show. He’d been thinking so much about her lately, hearing how deeply his feelings for her were reciprocated even looking back felt amazing. “Was that just because you were scared of what I’d get into without supervision?”

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gemmamariano​:

“I can’t promise you I’ll be the best teammate for this one, I’m not even entirely sure how this game works in the first place.” 

“You have to realize you’re the smarter one between us. You need to figure it out.”

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andrea-walker​:

“Just imagine how different slumber parties would’ve been growing up if this one had been the norm.” 

“All the slumbies I had growing up had a ton of half naked chicks running around for sure.”

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texts | chace + addie

Addie: Hm. Tough for me I guess. Well.. whatever it's not the first time.

Chace: Must be why we get along. Things work between idiots.

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elizabettawilson​:

“Come on man - Punkd is so 2012 or something. You really need to keep up with the times.”

“Yeah, but nowadays they just bring back every old TV show, so it’s only a matter of time before it’s back.”

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texts | chace + addie

Addie: I thought so! But what if I was super wrong and I looked like an idiot?

Chace: Well you look like an idiot now too, so same result really.

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magdalena-vargras​:

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“If I don’t make it through this movie, it is nothing personal about your taste. This week was just a bitch,” she settled next to him, head falling his shoulder.

“I’ve always said your taste was shit anyways,” his arm draped over the back of the couch. “Anything you wanna talk about? Maybe I can use your misfortune in my set.”