The Chadest Stardroid

The first Saturn shitpost blog! Talk to the hip and cool Ring Man Chad! Totally not copying the most memey cat in existence!

[dwarfstardroid]

sometimes when i feel bad about myself i just bully saturn because he has no skill at video games 😼

[chaddicus-chadurn]

>:(

[cinnabon-terra]

terra can i have a hug? real quick? for no reason at all?

“Oh, alright!” Terra said, giving Saturn a hug.

[chaddicus-chadurn]

thankie...

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chaddicus-chadurn]

i can imagine neptune screaming in the back bc hes a fish and he loves water

[chaddicus-chadurn]

as much as i like to make memey jokes and bother people, sometimes i just have to look at the entire universe and say, “why do i exist?”

i mean as much as i don’t like bass and what he says, i have to agree with him with me being scared of terrifying terra about the eye thing.

like

i know he’s my leader, and i do consider him as a friend.

but

i can’t help but just...see what terra has done to me in the past.

...

ah, who am i kidding?

if i were to tell terra, at least he’d know about it and i can just get it off of my chest.

[chaddicus-chadurn]

ok i think the star mun is alright now

gosh what a terrible day for her...

[chaddicus-chadurn]

WAIT SHIT SHE TOOK HER MORNING PILL BEFORE THE 4 PILLS.

AND SHE'S GETTING WORSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chaddicus-chadurn]

MY MUN HAS SWALLOWED THE 4 PILLS WHAT DO I DO NOW

[chaddicus-chadurn]

guys my mun is going to swallow 4 of her pills what should i do

[dwarfstardroid]

no one:

literally no one:

abso fucking lutely no one:

not even mercury:

pluto:

[chaddicus-chadurn]

yep

[dwarfstardroid]

i literally have no excuse for this

[chaddicus-chadurn]

[chaddicus-chadurn]

Important anouncement

I will have no internet on Thursday, and it will last until either two weeks or three weeks. And with Thanksgiving break coming up, I won’t be able to reply to certain threads that require me trimming more quicker. And the fact that XKit isn’t available in the Google Play Store is a very big problem, as I can’t trim on my phone, so I’ll try to respond as quick as I can until then.

I can still use my computer at school and take it from there, but on break it’s gonna be a mess.

Thanks for understanding and being patient with me.

And now a reaction from Saturn:

ah shit now i gotta read books all morning >:(

[chaddicus-chadurn]

wow i’m making such a good impression on seeing that there’s more than one me NOT

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[chaddicus-chadurn]

AAAAAAAAA THAT’S SO CUTE I WANNA GOAT NOW

[chaddicus-chadurn]

bass actually...cares for me?

...

imma just...be in my ring for a moment

*goes into ring and have it float in the sky*

[theletterwsartflap]

Stardroid Saturn

[chaddicus-chadurn]

:0

It’s official that’s what Saturn’s space room looks like

[chaddicus-chadurn]

Chad, you do jazz?

*insert him leaning on his ring with a smug look on his face*

you like jazz?

[hxrderthansteel]

chaddicus-chadurn‌:

*here comes saturn walking up to hardman while crouching…as a fireplace. like, a walking talking chimmey with him being the fire.*

hey there how’s it goin’?

Hardman looks up, and immediately lets out a low, warning growl.

He says he doesn’t talk to colonists.

[chaddicus-chadurn]

*he frowns under the sheet of fake fire.*

well sheesh sorry for offending you i thought we could start a conversation.

*he decides to stand up, half of his legs now visible.*

i guess uh...nice costume. *he says, wanting to give a compliment.*