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Charlie: Vibe checks aren't as useful as conversations. And thank you, I appreciate that.

Charlie: No.

Chai: That's what yooou think. YW! Also can you and Chrissy read each other's minds? Also also, can you ski? Or Snowboard?

Chai: Yuh.

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TPotts: OOOHH that reminds me, do they have twin telepathy? Because I don't think that's a real thing but twins SWEAR it is. Well, when they DO start talking about me, remember to teach them my name is TPotts and not the Name We Shall Not Speak. Oh yeah, well, C was taking pics of B like it was his job so I guess I just don't inspire him anymore 😭 it was the cutest! And Lark and I just said we were going for a "walk along the beach" and she seemed to buy it which is good because the last thing that trip needed was another intervention. Yay! Should it be just you and me?

Chai: No? But when they talk to each other they babble in their own little baby language. I'm going to ask Charlie if he and Chrissy have it, because I've never heard any twins swear that! Obviously they're going to learn that your name is TPotts because you'd BETTER come around enough to teach them for yourself. Cuz if you don't I will have a blast listening to my kiddos trying to pronounce The Name We Shall Not Speak. Oh no! Maybe you should do something cute to your hair or something to make him take more pictures of you too! Wow, looks like her narc game is slipping, finally! Beaches are like maaade for weed, I'd have been so sad for you if you didn't get to experience that. Dude, I can't abandon my babies, so no. And then Charlie would have to come too, I think?

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Charlie: Them "being all accounted for" means making sure none of them died! I can check on that myself, but that's why it's so important to know these things as soon as possible. I trust you, particularly in the kitchen since that's your domain, and that trust won't diminish just because of a fire or two. Just tell me right away and not in some weird little riddle or whatever, please. Thanks.

Charlie: Also, no fire is "nbd".

Chai: Well I didn't MAKE SURE but I didn't see any dead ones when I was cleaning up. I don't think it was a weird little riddle, so much as like a vibe gauge but okay! Consider that noted!

Chai: That fire was NBD tho

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TPotts: Zoom zoom zoom, make my heart go boom boom boom! How much do the twins talk? Do they ask for me to come around yet? And YEAH, it was a B&C&L&T trip! Why would you think otherwise??!!?!? We just hung out on the sand and took a dip in the big blue and drank a lot and smoked some weed and sang lots of songs very very loudly and just chilled, really. YES, AWESOME! Let's be snow bunnies together!

Chai: They talk a lot! Mostly to each other and about things near us so they're not asking for people to come over yet. Because I only saw C post B! You and Lark were slacking! That sounds so cute! How'd you get weed past the Narc?? YESSS!!! Snow bunnies!!!

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Charlie: It doesn't matter if mice can talk or not, what matters is that they don't die! I'm glad the children are okay though, and you too. And to answer your question, people tend to keep me updated on what goes on in the castle so yes, I'd know. I'm glad you told me yourself though. Do you want to tell me what exactly happened?

Chai: I know that but you asked if they were all accounted for and that I do not know, but I can def say I haven't seen any dead mice lying around. Thx. And thx for answering the question! The fire itself was nbd though, I was just baking something but got distracted by the Cams and didn't notice that one of their toys had gotten knocked in the bottom of the oven so it went 🔥🔥🔥

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TPotts: Damn! I can't believe it's been THAT long! It feels like just yesterday we were singing you songs while you vomited in the castle toilet! Okay! Me and Lark and Beth and Chauncy just went to the beach, do you wanna do something like that? Or should we go crazy in the opposite direction, like skiing??

Chai: I know! And I have walking talking twins, what the fuck! Time isn't just flying, it's ZOOMING. That was an ALL of you trip? Weird, I thought it was just B&C. What'd you guys do at the beach though? Skiing would be so fun! I haven't been skiing in 5ever!!

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Charlie: Why does it matter "if I'd be able to tell"? The real issue is safety! You're okay? Did you inhale any of the smoke? Were the kids anywhere near it? What about the mice? Did you check in with them to see if they're all accounted for?

Chai: Because I want to know? The real issue is not safety when everyone is safe already! I'm fine. No smoke was inhaled. The Cams were nowhere near it, which was part of why it happened. I didn't check in with the mice, mostly because I forgot that's a thing that talks here. But I'm sure they're fine it wasn't that bad.

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TPotts: Baby hormones wear off?! I thought it was like a "now you're changed for LIFE" kinda deal! And that's okay, I'll take all the love I can get. I love you tooooooooooo. We should hang out sometime soon!

Chai: According to Geniesearch ten seconds ago, baby hormones wear off after six months, so literally a year ago! Some things about pregnancy are a changed for life deal but not that! Good! I was going to be so sad if just my love wasn’t enough anymore! Yesss, we should! Sometime before school starts back!

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Charlie: The situation changes everything! If it's just a hypothetical question that's in poor taste, I can form a coherent answer, but if it's a real question, I have to jump into action to fix the kitchen! What happened?!

Chai: It kind of doesn’t! If it’s a hypothetical question because I’m asking a PERFECTLY NORMAL question, you can answer exactly the same way you would if it was a real question because in this (hypothetical or not) situation the kitchen has already been cleaned and mostly restored back to normal. I’m simply asking if you’d be able to tell, not anything else!

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Charlie: And I can't answer the question until you confirm or deny the severity of the situation! Since you refuse to, I'll assume the worst. Is everyone okay?

Chai: Yes, you can! It's not even a hard question dependent on the situation! Everyone is perfect!

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TPotts: AWWWW! Man, the baby hormones are making you so gushy lol I love it. I AM pretty wonderful, thanks! You are too tho, and so are the kiddos. If they're awake, tell them their favorite uncle says hi! And if they're sleeping, wake them up!

Chai: Stop attributing my affections to outside sources! I'm preeeetty sure the baby hormones wore off awhile ago! I can just love my brother okay!! Just not enough to wake up my sleeping babies! Sorry bout it!

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Charlie: I'm sorry, is this a really bad joke or did a kitchen fire happen? Because I need to know the appropriate amount to freak out before answering.

Chai: I will neither confirm nor deny until you answer the question.

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TPotts: 😭😭😭 CHAI PLS STOP! You're going to make me cry! You're the most beautiful, kindest, bestest person I've ever met, and when I get a Tony, your name is going to be the first one I bring up in my acceptance speech!

TPotts: Also I don't care if you're drunk or whatever, no takebacks on the niceness!

Chai: I'M NOT DRUNK! I JUST LOVE MY WONDERFUL PERFECT BABY BROTHER AND WANTED HIM TO KNOW BECAUSE I DON'T SAY IT ENOUGH!

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Chai: ur amazing and so good and so important and lowkey i’m crying abt how much i love u and u deserve every good thing i love u thanks for coming to my ted talk

#tpotts

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Chai: How good do you think you are at detecting whether or not a kitchen fire recently occurred??

#charlie

How do you feel about the Isle?

It was pretty fucked up. But they’re doing something about it now so that’s good?

#answered

What animal sidekick would you have based on your personality?

A golden retriever!

#answered

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