chained clowns are not funny

"you're safe here."

[chained-clown]

welcome to the circus!

please don’t charge at me with pitchforks and burn me at the stake

i am an adult (turning 20 as of 2025) and some of these posts are NOT kid-friendly (though i don’t expect to see any undercooked dough brains here) so nobody under 17 interact!!

pronouns are they/them, and my name is vinn! (or chains)

just be a chill guy and we're cool!

i will not tolerate racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, pedophilia, stuff like that. do not follow me. do not interact with me. you are not welcome here.

what i will use in tags:

#chained clown talks: all posts that have text

#rattled bones: talking about a topic that either needs to be heard or is displeasing

#from clown to starry guest: answering asks

#loser news: just yapping

#reblog from the dungeon: reblogs, likely won't use this one often

#clowns can draw too: art posts

UPDATE: i barely even use tags but i'll have them here just in case

my old account (@kusari-clowning-around) got hacked. can't access it anymore, so this is my new one!

[chained-clown]

i've been seeing tumblr posts on pinterest for so long i forgot how tumblr actually works. also hi

[thunderbottle]

what an honor! what an honor to understand you! what an honor to trade clothes! what an honor to love you! what an honor to exist on this earth together!

[yournonbinarypal]

[imaginary-freind-official]

BLAHÄJ

[chained-clown]

i love you tumblr ads

[neenarchive]

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

[neenarchive]

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

[robdogrbs]

"guys i just got this new" it’s an ad

"let me show you what i just bought from" it’s an ad

"how am i just now discovering" it’s an ad

[cannibalcaprine]

choose.

yaoi

yuri

Voting ended onOct 11, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

YURI SWEEP THIS POLL

[emo-presley]

i love yuri

[chained-clown]

YURI!!!!!!1!1!!1

[orcboxer]

I just think "data center water usage should be federally regulated," while less catchy and less emotionally charged, is a stronger political stance than "fuck AI." Targets the systemic flaw rather than a product, you know?

[aetherograph]

AGREE But let's take it farther:

Data centres shouldn't be allowed in areas that experience drought or are Koppen classification B category (arid and semi-arid).

They should have federally regulated water usage and be required to have heat and exhaust treatment ON SITE

They should have daily penalties for failing to meet zero emissions targets scaled to their profit margin (i.e. a percentage rather than a set amount) THAT ARE ACTUALLY ENFORCED.

NO DEFERRED PROSECUTION AGREEMENTS. EVER.

They must show provenance for EVERY piece of art and writing in their data sets, and show that they have made contracts to use EVERY SINGLE ONE before they are allowed to use them. Hold them to the same standards as every other form of media.

They must inform the end-user about data privacy and that chatbots are not a substitute for therapy, research, programming, work, school, and are not to be used for anything but novelty.

All of this would severely hobble them and expose how much of a turkey GenAI actually is. I doubt they can make money off it without theft and lies. It's a very expensive toy.

[ao3cassandraic]

I'm in favor of all of this. Let's make it happen.

[engineerlady]

add in a plan for remediation for the site, to return it to a wild or aimilar natural type state at the end of use. Must be funded by a bond, held at the state or national level

[prismatic-bell]

YES.

[marxism-transgenderism]

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

[marxism-transgenderism]

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

[niuniente]

Also

sflix.to (movies, TV series, also rare international movies)

hianime.to (anime only)

kissanimes.et (anime)

kimcartoon.com.co (cartoon series and movies)

www.iq.com (Asian dramas)

[ineffablecho]

Netflix has gotten way too greedy.

[ruinedchildhood]

[pride-knightess]

You wouldn't download a free program called Stremio.

You wouldn't make an account on Stremio.

You wouldn't install a free plugin for Stremio called Torrentio which allows you to stream content straight from torrent sources, effectively allowing you to watch everything ever made on-demand.

You mustn't.

[chained-clown]

art dump

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[mothnem]

Super interesting but I have to reblog a post about unholy drink cloaca.

[chained-clown]

I AM GNAWING AT THE FIBERS OF EXISTENCE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! FANFICTION ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PICK THEM APART AND STUDY THEIR BONES!!!!!

[chained-clown]

I ACCIDENTALLY POSTEF SOMETHING IN MY COMMUNITY THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR IT IF YOURE IN THAT COMMUNITY I'M SO SORRY

[sumikatt]

I don’t care if you call yourself a communist or socialist or progressive if you’re calling people degenerates if you’re calling people the R word i don’t wanna be near you! stop talking like a nazi!

[chained-clown]

IHATE HAVING LONG HAIR I HATE IT HATE I HATE IT OUGH AUGH UAG WHY IS IT SO SCRATCHY ON MY BACK WHEN ITS DRY I HATE THIS I HATE LYING ON MY BACK I HATE IT I HATE EVERYTHING I HATE UT ALL HATEHATE HATE I HATE I WILL HAYE UNTILE THE ENDD IF TIME OYGAHGAJKESHuwvs

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving