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People Who Enjoy âMedium Rare Chickenâ
burial at sea
do ittt. Â (x)
As someone else pointed out:
Doing this would be extra fantastic because suddenly all of the pre-printed inauguration memorabilia â45th Presidentâ stuff Trump has made would suddenly be made inaccurate, as Biden would technically own that title. So theyâd either have to scramble to make a bunch of new stuff OR theyâd have to go through with the Inauguration without any â46th Presidentâ t-shirts or hats or whatever OR all the Trump supporters would just have to buy merchandise that was technically inaccurate.
Can you imagine learning about this in history classes in the future? I would love to be that teacher
Student: so the 45th president was Biden for like, a day? Teacher: yes Student: why Teacher: drama
Why so clumsy?
Ever wondered why the female protagonists of novels are so often clumsy? It isnât a coincidence.
Itâs because authors have internalized the fear of not making their female characters too perfect, so they have to give them a flaw. But they canât do something like make them selfish, or stingy, or arrogant, because any actual personality flaws are unforgivable in a female character (and think for a moment about all the male protagonists in literature who are selfish or arrogant). So they need a flaw that doesnât reflect badly on the character.
They canât make them ugly. Or fat. God forbid.
Ergo, clumsy. The only flaw female character are allowed to exhibit without taking endless shit for it.
Kris Ankaâs designsâŠI just had to
erin being cheeky with my designs
The One Trainer Who Has a Reason For Catching Shiny Pokemon
This went in a direction unexpected, but I am totally ok wth.
IM CRYING THIS IS THE SPECIALEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!
i support u lazy gay snake
Dad just felt his first kick. Finally! He's had a lot of trouble working out what he's feeling but me resting a soft toy monkey (Pygmy marmoset to be exact!) on my belly while I was laid down showed him that she was having a wiggle!
DOUBLE STOMP
DYNAMIC GAS!?
Boob slap!!! Love it.
Doom slam
I'm fucking exhausted. I seem to be living on rehydration salts, isotonic sports drinks, and a ridiculous amount of water. It's 10:45pm, I woke up at around midday (ME + day off = letting my body just get the sleep it needs), I've got a 750ml water bottle that's been filled and drunk 5 times, about to be a 6th, plus a 500ml sport drink when I felt dizzy earlier. This with the pubic bone pain is just getting too much to take. This plus no painkillers (I was on buprenorphine+ until 14 weeks ago when we found out) plus waking up every few hours is just getting ridiculous.
I keep getting really bad pain in my groin, have done for the last 3 weeks. It's like I've strained my groin on both sides and also in the middle????? But also like I'm being constantly punched square in the cunt? But on the mons? And now it's spreading up to my belly, on the right hand side. I just. I give up. I can only walk with tiny shuffle steps, it's worse when I need to pee and I can't cope
this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10
Fixed it
what the fuck is english english
Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isnât âEnglish Englishâ.
Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isnât âEnglish Englishâ.
Timothy Dalton is Welsh so he clearly isnât âEnglish Englishâ.
George Lazenby is Australian so he clearly isnât âEnglish Englishâ.
There have been more non-English Bond stars than English ones so Roger Moore can shove his racist views up his racist arse. Â He was a shit Bond anyway.
IT GOT BETTER.Â
my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because sheâs really fat and doesnât know when sheâs full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasnât loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and iâm just like the fuck sheâs still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didnât work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready hereâs the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while Iâm in class and then pretends like sheâs hungry when I get home. and you know whatâs the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. sheâs fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat
Read the whole thing.
#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and sheâs also got something batmanâs never had: #my interest
Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.