Bippity-Boppity-Bitch

Your one stop magic and sarcasm shop!

[cyberneticlagomorph]

It’s been awhile

[rowancore]

I need a way to make exactly 4$ right now immediately.

[rowancore]

That was a joke...I make them sometimes...haha...ha...

There’s a fucking Princess Day? How long has this been happening? I never got the memo? Damn, world’s shittiest princess, am I right?

Who the fuck’s that? They’ve got a nice name.

[rowancore]

How so? Do you not live under a bridge?

Ew, that sounds fucking horrible. Sorry to hear that, acquaintance-o. I have to ask though, why the keyboard stuff? Why not just dye your hair a cool colour?

[rowancore]

Damn, and I was just about to buy the wrapping paper...

If you ever find one, tell them the Seelie Princess says hi. They’ll shit themselves, I swear!

[outdoormagic]

Hairy Toadlily… strange name for such a delicate purple beauty! by jungle mama

[rowancore]

@prometheanpotential

@terminallycooking

Shit, I can’t even count you guys on my hands anymore. Now I have to use my toes. Damn, this is out of control. Somebody call 911 or something

Anyway, what’s up?

[rowancore]

Damn, and here I thought the rest of space was a barren wasteland. Also, I thought trolls lived under bridges. What’s up with that? Is Alternia just a planet of angry bridge trolls? Sorry if that’s offensive, I haven’t talked to a troll in like two centuries.

Do you all do this? Are all of your keyboards just collectively broken as a right of passage? And if so, why didn’t you get one when you moved to Earth, unless the fact that it’s a barren wasteland destroyed every technological store it used to have.

[rowancore]

Oh no, a princess. Where’s my figurative duel-initiating glove. Let’s do this. There can be only one princess on the entire internet. I challenge you to a duel.

But no, I’m actually really excited about this. I haven’t met another princess in my entire life...

...unless you count Olive, and she’s a fucking dick.

Nice to meet you, Princess Bubblegum!

As for business, that was just an expression. If anything, my business includes sleeping until sun down.

[rowancore]

Gasp...that’s a horrid stereotype and if I gave a shit you’d bet your Shift-key-holding ass I’d be saying how offended I was. Lucky for you, I have the emotional range of a turnip and the mental stability of a brick wall.

What the fuck’s a “GrimmalKin” and why are they prowling. They better no eat veggies or else I’ll have to unload the tarp.

Fucking hate that dusty old tarp...

[rowancore]

I still have no welcome baskets, but maybe a batch of berries would suffice? They’re fresh...

You most likely do. We have a habit of being everywhere without anyone knowing we are. We’re like spies, only we don’t do those cool flips and have conspicuous wings.

[rowancore]

Shit, how’d you know I was a fairy? The kingdom doesn’t know how to use Tumblr...do they?

Anyway, it’s cool. I’m not particularly bothered by it, it’s just that it’s happening and I just wanted to know if it was intentional. All’s good!

What’s up, Samedi?

[rowancore]

What the fuck’s an Alternian?

Also does everyone here like to periodically hit the Shift key? What’s up with the capitalization?

It’s cool to meet you too, Kanaya. It’s good that you’re doing well in these confusing, hyper-capitalized, Alternian days.

I’m okay. Confused, partially-mauled, but okay.

[rowancore]

That explains so much.

I can’t believe I’ve been talking to a sentient rabbit this whole time. Still cool, but this is mind-blowing.

[lypikrates]

rowancore replied to your post “Trying to type while carrying four toddlers is an interesting exercise…”

Grow more arms.

This would only start a Red Queen’s Race of child-carrying.

[rowancore]

Do it. Film it. Post it.

[rowancore]

Damn, cool things just fall into your lap, don’t they? I mean, obviously, because you’re the best person ever, but man were you blessed with a luck charm?

[diligentpsychopomp]

rowancore:

@diligentpsychopomp

@royalcommodore

@gloryofthecrucible

Damn, there’s more of you?!

I’m going to need to start actually making these welcome baskets…

Hey, anyway my name’s Rouge. How’s it going acquaintance-o’s?

Hello, RouJe. I’m SameDi. IT’s Been a while since I’Ve sPoKen To one of the fair folK :)

[rowancore]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don’t mean to be rude or anything but is your keyboard broken? Maybe you just have your finger hap-hazardly on the shift key?

Anyway, yeah that was mean, sorry. How’s it going, other than the fact that you apparently think I’m fair. Thanks by the way. I had been using more raspberries.