What Killed the Radio Star?

[ a Hazbin Hotel AU; sideblog to stinktm sin by ronnie ]

[chalastor-a]

GOOD NEWS

this blog has become an archive! be sure to follow over at the new blog!

@chalastor

[chcrribxmb]

boom, bitch.

still working on the prolifics.

[chalastor-a]

Hi, yes. I’m feeling out of it when it comes to tumblr posts.

That’s why I’ve been hanging out in rabbit streams. Turns out it only distances me from people who want to interact.

Fuck.

[chalastor-a]

it’s REUNION TIME, folks!

come stop by my rabbit stream for some quality interaction, we’ll be starting off with watching Leatherface!

[chalastor-a]

♡ (Pre-establishment relationship for @wrxthfulguard)

FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance / pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .

ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .

FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .

ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .

« @wrxthfulguard »

[chalastor-a]

♡ ~ { smiilingdccr }

FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance / pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .

ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .

FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .

ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .

« @smiilingdccr »

[chalastor-a]

Who does the art in those icons?

The art is milk-kyrie’s, and not mine at all. I regret to inform ya that I never asked permission to use it, so granted, I’d be more than happy to stop my usage and remove them if they want their art taken down. I don’t want to seem like an art thief.

[eviefyres]

PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses !  i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[chalastor-a]

★ Hello, hello! ★

Good evening, ladies and gentleman! Tonight’s broadcast is a very special one, yes indeed, it is! This is your lovely, splendifforous, incredibly stupendous HOST WITH THE MOST—

Chalastor!

—coming to you LIVE to tell you, that YOU could have the chance to win a free, all-paid day out in Hell with yours truly! All you’d have to do to enter is…

— ★ —

LIKE or REBLOG if you’d be willing to interact with Chalastor Magne, the Radio Princess of a Hazbin Hotel AU; sin by ronnie.

Please be aware that heavy topics such as gore, cannibalism, and sexual themes will be discussed on this blog. Do not follow if you are under the age of 18.

— ★ —

rules || about

[vexaz]

CHALASTOR - Charlie & Alastor character MASH UP

[bxrdofprxy]

Made a photo of Shirley. an OC of my friend @chalastor

[happy-hotel]

Reblog or Like if you’d be interested in interacting with Charlie Magne from Hazbin Hotel!

[radiohxll-blog]

chalastor‌:

❝ Oh ho! Well biscuits and gravy! A good evening to you as well, my good sir. ❞ Down she’s bowing, grandoise in her gesture as her cane tucks under an arm, only to be kept there once she’s erect. ❝ Quite the pleasure to be seeing you on such a peculiar occasion; granted, I know the answers which you’ll most likely be seeking. ❞

❝ It’s rather odd to be the one out of the loop, don’t you find? What with you being a radio host, I mean — it must be a travesty not to know upfront. ❞

Now this just became a WHOLE lot more interesting, Alastor would lean upon his cane as he would listen and observe the mannerisms of what he presumed to be Charlie dressed up in his own clothes yet, they were much more akin to his own! by jove he couldn’t believe it!

Oh someone pinch him on the cheek so the deer would wake up and find this all a dream! surely he had fallen asleep and began to drift off into dreamland!

“Good evening indeed Mademoiselle!” Oh the excitement dripped from his tongue like the venom glands of a serpent!

“Perhaps! but a good host always knows how to adapt to the situation at hand!” he would straighten himself, placing a hand to his chest and moving his cane to the other one. “So what do I owe the pleasure of this fine visit? Oh! and I must ask where in hell did you learn such astounding mannerisms!”

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❝ Aren’t you in for a surprise! ❞ As he watches her amusedly, she clasps her hands together over her bust, smugness etched into her smile. ❝ The name’s Chalastor; that’s Charlie and Alastor put together. Before you ask, no — I’m not Charlie dressed like you. I’m quite fond of who I am, that being a merry concoction of the two of you. I’m obviously the universal conundrum, but the enigma of why I came to be is what makes it fun. ❞

Forward she’s moving until she’s about a step or two spaced from him, Chal ultimately offering forward a hand in greeting to be either welcomed or tarnished. ❝ In my reality, neither one of you exists, but rather I do in your steads. Quite the oddity, isn’t it? Then again, when else are you going to find a rarity that lives and breathes the exact way you do? ❞

❝ I’m rather pleased you could even think to grace me with your presence, dearest Alastor, what with us sharing quite the cannibalistic tendencies AND the manipulative habits of charm and persuasuon. It adds to the atmosphere and grandeur and — well, let’s bw real for a moment — it brings out the color in us both. ❞

[radiohxll-blog]

@chalastor tuned into todays broadcast!

“Well well!” he couldn’t truly believe his eyes to be honest, the deer was simply staring back at what seemed to be a semblance of himself, yet also a semblance of the dear princess of hell herself.

“Someones looking quite DASHING aren’t they?”

[chalastor-a]

❝ Oh ho! Well biscuits and gravy! A good evening to you as well, my good sir. ❞ Down she’s bowing, grandoise in her gesture as her cane tucks under an arm, only to be kept there once she’s erect. ❝ Quite the pleasure to be seeing you on such a peculiar occasion; granted, I know the answers which you’ll most likely be seeking. ❞

❝ It’s rather odd to be the one out of the loop, don’t you find? What with you being a radio host, I mean — it must be a travesty not to know upfront. ❞

[stygianmoondust]

ADULT CONTENT PSA

“Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.“ 

Us Roleplayers shall be fine, it seems. Let’s spread this around rather than spread panic. 

[chalastor-a]

[elkfeast]

i’m just saying i headcanon chalastor and alastor as rosalind and robert lutece

[chalastor-a]

honestly, i’m craving so much of this kind of interaction between them, it’s uncanny. like— from any alastor, to be frank.