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[sinned by ronnie]

[pretentiouspentious-deactivated]

@chcrribxmb

some dumb cyclops boards your airship

wdyd?

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bomb

the

fuck

out

of

his

airship

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@pretentiouspentious / xxx

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yeah , so . . .

i drew u smth .

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@chxrrxbombed / xxx

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oh fuck , for SURE .

ik we care a shit - ton about ourselves , me .

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go figure my feed is dead .

who here gives a shit ‘ bout cherri - bo - berry ?

[suoitnep]

۞ ┌ @CHERRI BOMB

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i know the song’s name is hit or miss ,

but i think you missed the point of your own joke .

fifa is soccer , hence i kick ‘ em .

watch out .

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okay, but real talk to all y’all out there.

idgi. why do all ‘a y’all gotta gang up on my dude peepsqueak? pennydick’s got as much gumption as i do, let alone the guts t’ challenge me on the daily. he’s literally rivals with satan himself politically, and sure! he’s got SOME territory, so like.

can we just back off his hump for once? leave the snake-wrangling t’ me and ad. dust an’ i goddit covered. y’all ‘re just crampin’ the style an’ straight out harassin’. even WE know when there’s a line to draw. SURE, I HATE HIS GUTS, BUT LIKE???? THE MAN STILL DESERVES MAD RESPECT FOR HOW FAR ALONG HE’S GOTTEN HIS ASS.

[slitheringtrxhxrd]

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go fuck yourself to all pentious

thank you, goodnight

“Don’t you have something to go blow yourself up with, you ocularly challenged pain in the ass meater?”

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❝ uh, yeah. course i do. it just so happens t’ be YOUR AIRSHIP. consider it a condolence fee for your intrusion in MY TERRITORY. ❞

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۞ ┌ ❝ Tell me you’ve seen a tyrant more FEARSOME in your miserable eons than I ! You cannot ! ❞

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HITLER

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[slitheringtrxhxrd]

stinktm replied to your post: “The whole damn placed reeked of smoke and…

don’t get ‘too’ cocky, pp.

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[suoitnep]

۞ ┌ ❝ Tell me you’ve seen a tyrant more FEARSOME in your miserable eons than I ! You cannot ! ❞

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HITLER

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go fuck yourself to all pentious

thank you, goodnight

[suoitnep]

۞ ┌ ❝ Get BENT, girl. ❞

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go fuck yourself to all pentious

thank you, goodnight

[kxngcxbra]

Pentious mood basically:

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you sure it’s not this?

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[suoitnep]

۞ ┌ ❝ Bite your tongue, SLAG! ❞ How dare she attempt to besmirch his clearly pristine reputation!

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❝ slag? bitch, do you even know what the FUCK kinda language y’er talking? english, not dictionary, glass-eyed foreskined-cocklover. ❞

[ seriously, how is SHE supposed to know his old lingo? ]

❝ i’m not somethin’ made for building houses, unless you’re saying i’m built like a brick house. you’d STILL be wrong in THAT department, but i’d be flattered. ❞

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dunno who the og artist is, but i amped up their art as a christmas gift.

enjoy.

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go fuck yourself to all pentious

thank you, goodnight

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@smiilingdccr / xxx

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[ as that arm herded her in against the sturdy stag, cherri’s peroxide-blonde razor-cut locks frisked his cheek, untamed in their high ponytail that dusted so close to the demon. up did that lower eyelid perk like the curl of her grin, the gal’s expression twisting into genocidal delight. ]

❝ fuck it! it’s a dinner date then; i’ll nab their cash t’ by myself sum’ good eats, and YOU can help y’erself to their dead meat! it’s a fair trade, right? so long as i get some bodies ‘a my own t’ keep, i’ll be happy. ❞

[ usually, she had a tendency to make a beanbag throne out of a corpse pile. if alastor could handle her hoarding a few to sit on, she’d happily oblige to his cannibalism. fuck, cherri’s even cool with the idea of buck hunting; just let her blow up the carcass once he’s stripped his supper! ]

[ with her body so close to alastor’s, a faint flourish of neon coloration flushed across her freckled cheeks; the proximity felt like an active mine buried close to her heart. double fuck, he better not try any funny business. this feels weird as it is to be spending “quality time” with the radio demon himself! ]

❝ y’er not gonna be all —ech— about this, are ya? ❞