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MSG-020

"Hey, what's this for?"

Not the first time he's gotten in an odd-as-heck 'classification' of sorts; Player. Tumblr sexyman. Possible Former SCP-

challengeplayers

IRRELEVANT.

. . .

FOR NOW.

#CLASSIFICATION: PLAYER.#thebananwithaplan

"Ah, there you are. Rather late for someone of your professional standing, no?" No matter, he had all the time in the world.

With a simple knowing glance and little more said, he presented the other with a plain black suitcase, its contents unknown to all but the two.

"I am certain this will meet your standards."

SOME THINGS CANNOT BE HELPED. NONETHELESS, WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

IT IS TAKEN WITHOUT HESITATION, Nintendo itself cracking the case off to peer within its contents. Satisfied, he locked it shut.

YOU NEVER FAIL TO IMPRESS.

#nintendodeathsystem

emptyzone

"Nintendon't."

challengeplayers

YOU DID NOT BEAT US. BUT WE DID NOT BEAT YOU. . . . R O U N D 2 ?

#CLASSIFICATION: PLAYER.#emptyzone

djhallyboo

@challengeplayers || 'abubububuh we are nintendo--' WRONG. ANTI-PIRACY BLAST.

The DJ lets out a snort at the suggestion from Not-Bowser that he was merely implying the substandard part. What part of 'sloppy seconds' was subtle? He was blatantly being antagonistic. Not that Not-Bowser here was who he was looking for, anyway.

"HAR HAR HAR HAR! DON'T LOOK SO DOWN, GREEN SKULL! I WASN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT YOU!"

He grins. Nastily.

"I WAS SPEAKIN' 'BOUT THE TWINK."

challengeplayers

YOU ARE LUCKY TO EVEN SPEAK WITH US . . .

KOOPA CRANED HIS NECK, MAW AGAPE. They're baffled by the audacity rather than the disrespect.

YET YOU ASK FOR NINTENDO ITSELF? YOU AREN'T WORTH ITS TIME.

#CLASSIFICATION: UNKNOWN.#djhallyboo #RETURN TO YOUR WORK.

WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY EX'S SLOPPY SECONDS! HAR HAR HAR!

FOR YOU TO IMPLY WE ARE SUBSTANDARD . . . WE WILL BE SPEAKING TO YOUR SUPERIOR.

#CLASSIFICATION: UNKNOWN.#djhallyboo #WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS.

PLAY ▶ 00:00

ghostbustingreen

YOU ARE NINTENDO.

❝...A-Am I? N-No... I'm-a Luigi!❞

#CLASSIFICATION: NINTENDO.#ghostbustingreen

PLAY --:--

TRACKING . . .

thebananwithaplan

YOU ARE NOT NINTENDO . . . YET YOU COPY US. WHY?

"It's called 'being a huge fan'! I played my fair share of Nintendo games in my free time, especially a number of the Mario ones!" Though he was partially designed with rubber-hose toons in mind, his debut being mainly in 16-bit-like pixels might have aided in his admiration for video gaming, in particular of the platforming genre.

#CLASSIFICATION: PLAYER.#thebananwithaplan

PLAY --:--

ADJUST VCR TRACKING FOR CLEAREST PICTURE.

I'M DEAD.

MSG-020

WE ARE NINTENDO, ULTIMATE GAME SYSTEM.

WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS. YOU CAN NOT BEAT US.

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