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cizayox

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

mothman-noises

ithelpstodream

myrosecolouredgirl

Si la migra aparecen en su puerta

no abras la puerta. Estate calmado. Usted tiene derechos.

Si piden entrar, pregunten si tienen una orden firmada por un juez.

Si dicen que lo tienen, piden verlo.

Una orden de administración de ICE (formulario 1-200, 1-205) no les permite entrar a su hogar sin su consentimiento.

Si no tienen una orden firmada por un juez, usted puede negarse a dejarlos entrar

Si se fuerzan, no resistan. Dile a todos en la residencia que permanezcan en silencio.

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

solarcat

Yes, but as a note: You must DECLARE AFFIRMATIVELY that you are invoking your right to remain silent!! If you just stay silent, you haven’t actually invoked the right. It’s an annoying legal thing, but you have to speak in order to stay silent. All you have to do is say “I am exercising my right to remain silent” (and then DO remain silent after that!).

fostertheory

That last bit is due to a somewhat recent Supreme Court decision.

kittychan-sings-enka

presented without commentary or apology

tariqah

Why OP

adulthoodisokay

slam that fucking unmute button

thats-so-meme

Iconic

sarmaemoji

country roads, take me home to the place i belong

mundaneamerica

Mundane America. Broken pole with rope and an American Flag. Cincinnati, Ohio.

gaslampsglow

Wait. Wait.

Wait.

I know that telephone pole.

I know that telephone pole intimately because I’m the one who broke it.

Thats the pole next to Sycamore Jr. High, in between the jr high school and Pipkins, where I had my second car accident. A woman t-boned my car and drove me into that pole in 2008 and it took them years to actually take it down.

That black metal pole you see just beyond the broken phone pole is a “Now Leaving/Welcome To Blue Ash, Ohio” sign, visible at 5520 Cooper Road on google maps.

(the flag is there, btw, because its the starting point for the Blue Ash/Montgomery July 4th parade.)

nehirose

The internet is so staggeringly immense that I can’t help but be disproportionately delighted when things like this happen.

someone come over and watch Sabrina with me and help me from thinking about Mina. RIP baby girl.

gothhabiba

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh

firelorcl

me: *pulling petals off flower* he loves me. he loves me not. he loves m-

flower: he’s cheating on you susan

southernsideofme

bobgalloway55-deactivated202112

Awesome 👏

elegantstrings

Dear lord!

bax16

@advanced-procrastination iM

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

drift compatible

lynati

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

thisisshitposting

muirin007

We think history is so far removed from us, but sometimes I’m reminded how very close we are to each other on the timeline.

My paternal grandfather was born in 1906 (I have older parents). He and my grandmother came through Ellis Island.

My vocal coach’s grandparents survived the 1906 San Fransisco earthquake and fire.

My great-grandfather lived to the age of 106. He often spoke of how strongly he remembered his nursemaid’s taffeta skirts rustling as she walked when he was a child. He was born in the 1870s. My grandmother recorded him on video in the 1980s talking about those Victorian bustle skirts he grew up with.

On my mother’s side, we tracked down a marriage record for her 17th-century English ancestors, their signatures still crystal-clear and confident on the yellowed parchment. The church where they were married still stands in London.

Samuel J. Seymour was born in 1860 and at age five, he witnessed the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Almost 100 years later, at age 96, he went on live television and recounted his firsthand account of the death of the president. You can watch the interview here.

The last survivor of the sinking of the Titanic, Millvina Dean, died in 2009.

The oldest person ever, Jeanne Calment, lived to age 122. She died in 1997 after recording a pop album, the same year The Spice Girls were topping the charts; but she remembered that as a child, Vincent Van Gogh once visited her father’s paint shop.

It’s easy to think of history as abstract, black and white, theoretical. But do some digging–you’ll probably find that it’s within arm’s reach.

frankiewolf-aint-no-idjit-idjit

Dude i got through all these but that last one fuck me up

likeitaughtyou

its-kyleen-bitchh

imagine slow dancing to this w the girl you love in your kitchen.. pure heaven

ailurophile-xx

Sex

000yellow000

this mix will never get old ever ever

smashface96

@smokingsunflower

eli-vit

daddyjay0717

Thank you @eli-vit for posting the link to the full song!

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.