Chamberlain Chatter

We live in Chamberlain. These are some of the things we've heard.

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Because of empire.

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He's held together with glue, elbow grease and modern science.

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Whenever I don't want to text someone I just change their name in my phone to the word "moist."

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Ill do it for LOVE. Or oral sex. Whichever.

Resident

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Don't sell yourself short. Having sex with someone is like going on vacation!

Resident

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"Did I tell you Crazy Joe texted me this summer?" "Crazy Joe who got head in the gazebo?"

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"Do you remember Matt Mattigan?" "You mean the leprechaun?" "YEAH!"

-Maine girls

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I hate it when people I don’t like do nice things for me.

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Secrets About the Library: Week 1

1. There is a hidden small staircase in the center of the building. You can use it to get from the fifth to the sixth floor, but it is locked from the inside of the fourth floor...UNLESS you approach it from circulation! Getting somewhere has never been quicker or less impeded by pedestrian traffic. 2. You can check out professors' works and student research (summer scholars, senior research, independent studies, etc) as long as you keep it within the library itself. This makes for interesting reading. 3. We take our confidentiality policy very seriously. 4. Unpacking cargo (cargo = ordered books from schools across Ohio to be put on reserve for the student) is like unwrapping Christmas presents. Every. Single. Day. 5. Senior creative writing majors get research desks!!!!

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Original work? Appropriated Internet humor? Just some vandalism on the side of Olin? You decide.

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Chamberlain Perk #1: You don't h e to leave your living room to get front row seats for sporting events

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No, Denison, you've said quite enough. PRAISE GOD AND THE ADMINISTRATION AND YEARS OF STUDENT COMPLAINT--new food provider!!!