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Incredibly fitting, and a damn fine song.
Is there a magical version of the ligma joke and if not someone needs to make it
For a while I was telling people that there was a semi-mythical greek poet-historian named Boryphus of Sarmatia. I would do this whole multi-paragraph leadup about how even modern historians aren't sure what his name was and how he wrote these comedic hymns about fruiting trees that were probably veiled political satire. It was all a buildup to "Bophades Nuts"
Tell us the lead-up
Boryphus of Sarmatia often romanized as Bophades was a (likely fake or at least pseudo-eponymous) proto-historian from the area we now know as Iran. Little is known about him, but what of their writing and theogony we have was recovered from the wreck of what was probably an early roman treasure ship returning from Rhodes to Rome. The writings themselves were found along with some rather anachronistic bronze artifacts believed to be an early Greco-Roman mechanical computer, far more advanced than anything thought possible at the time. Boryphus is known for his dry wit, and what is likely fantastical satire on contemporary political events and mythological history.
He's a fascinating chunk of history that dips into some wacky conspiracy theories about "lost eras". I.e. the theory that there are entire civilizations missing from the historical record due to things like catastrophic geological events erasing ruins or disasters like the burning of Alexandria destroying records of their locations. Specifically his relationship to the Antikytherian mechanism and the Roman treasure ships leads some credence to his odd theogony.
But there's even evidence to back up his non-pseudo-eponymmous existence. There are archeological arguments to be made in changes to the sediment around Antikytheria around the 2nd century that line up with mass-extinction of plant life that Boryphus mentions in Historia. Specifically, he mentions fruiting trees similar to almonds that don't actually exist. Or so we thought! Even in historical circles, questions around the exact historicity of his claims have been known to foster intense conflict. Most people familiar with the subject will tell you the story of a pair of Harvard professors whose arguments came to blows, all over over the existence of Bophades' Nuts.
Based on my extremely personal yet objectively correct interpretation of these characters, which Team Fortress 2 mercenary are you most similar to? Some bonus results available. This quiz is based on in-game voice lines and early supplementary material, and also probably some shit I made up, I don't remember.
Forgot abt this thing for a brief moment but then I remembered. I’m just gonna leave it here, see what happens
It has been So much fun seeing people tag their results and then looking at their blogs afterwards, I’m not saying this quiz is necessarily 100% accurate but every time I’m like “oh yeah I think I see that actually”
So I’m not denying that there is a bit of favoritism in here because I sure do love Pyro, but In My Defense. The only place I have posted this quiz to is tumblr. And if Any Mercenary Would Put Up With This Site. It would be Fucking Pyro.
send cropped political memes
like this
everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao
I gotcha
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
The Sun, in all her stages~
concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons
wow good concept???
Had enough of falling in spike traps, from now on I only navigate my dash in a koopa clown car.
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just look at this and try to tell me a spectral train doesn’t appear on these tracks at midnight on the night of each full moon to whisk you away to lands unknown
this is sum Ghibli shit
Happy She-Ra anniversary ;v; I didn’t get the chance to draw anything huge, so here’s an old art post of one of my favorite group pics I’ve ever done! Uno night with the Alliance B)
Botanical Sexism Cultivates Home-Grown Allergies
Arborists often claim that all-male plants are “litter-free” because they shed no messy seeds, fruits or pods. In the 1949 USDA Yearbook of Agriculture, which focused on trees and forests, this advice was given to readers: “When used for street plantings, only male trees should be selected, to avoid the nuisance from the seed.” In the years following, the USDA produced and released into the market almost 100 new red maple and hybrid-maple-named clones (cultivars), and every single one of them was male.
It took a number of years for these new trees to mature enough to start to bloom, but eventually they did and with them came more city pollen and the “epidemic of allergy and asthma.” Many of these same trees are still alive and well and getting even larger, and the bigger they get, the more pollen they shed.
Allergies are rarely triggered by small amounts of an allergen; they are initiated by an overdose. Small amounts of pollen exposure are actually good for us, but if we have highly allergenic trees or shrubs in our own yards or lining our streets, we will soon enough be over-exposed. In order to put the brakes on America’s allergy epidemic, we need to reverse the trend toward male-dominated landscapes and stop selling and planting any more of the most allergenic trees, shrubs and grasses in our cities.
and the kicker:
Female trees produce no pollen, but they trap and remove large amounts of pollen from the air, and turn it into seed. Female trees (and female shrubs also) are not just passive, but are active allergy-fighting trees. The more female plants in a landscape, the less pollen there will be in the air in the immediate vicinity. By relying less on males and paying more attention to the allergy-potential of all the plants in our urban landscape, all of us may one day breathe easier.
ain’t this what happened to the fuckin ents
caps youre the funniest fucking person alive
what no pussy does to a MF
*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?
the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion
This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason