410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

🔞Made In 1982🔞 Unitedstater side project: vtmclanassigner.tumblr.com he/him if you are going to message me say something about my posts first or I'll assume you're a bot or botlike Uncle Sam is my sugar daddy, I don't need a second one I block transphobes and bootlickers

[red-mercer]

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[chongoblog]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

It took me So Long to figure out what this one at work was meant to be

[radwolf76]

Remind me what the Noise Reduction Rating of fingers is again?

[ease-out-the-clutch]

[bloopyink]

Adding glp-1's to this

[shubbabang]

[rattusreckless]

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[felysha]

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

[felysha]

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

This shit reads like a tumblr post

[vermilionstarlight]

the beach that. makes you dead

[tastylemonbread]

[goodgirl-inc]

[goodgirl-inc]

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

[zeitghost]

[covid-safer-hotties]

Ignoring ongoing covid paved the way for this change and put millions more in worse danger because of it. Mask up. Keep people developing debilitating long-term illness the government wants you to die from.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

happy pride

[lindleland]

[learningtogirl]

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

[soyalexnajera]

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[iridescent-wildlife]

Least Sandpiper (Calidris minutilla). family Scolopacidae, order Charadriiformes.

This little guy came SO close to me! It came so close I couldn't focus my lens on it! Least Sandpipers are one of the most fearless little guys out there.

Galveston Island SP, Texas, USA.

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[red-mercer]

If you carry a marker you can write LOOKS LIKE SHIT on any flyer you see that looks like shit

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[smbc-comics]

Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.

Check out the bonus panel on the site.

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SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE

Buy this comic as a print.

[yenthecat]

This is my new activity called Hug Time. It's where I sit on your shoulder—but only while you sit on a specific couch at a specific time of day—and you must Hug me and give me pets just right or I wil leave. Goodby!