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Cintra literally burning down as the Nilfguardians take over the kingdom:

Geralt, chilling in his cell: Y'all hear sumn?

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Jaskier, walking in drunk: Come here often?

Geralt: We both live here.

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Jaskier: Geralt, if I said "I love you," would you say it back?

Geralt: Hm.

Jaskier: I love you.

Geralt: It back.

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Geralt: Did you need som-

Geralt:

Geralt: What are 3 dead bodies doing here?

Jaskier: Honestly, not much

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Hedgehog guy: "I have gotten in a lot of trouble by claiming the law of surprise, almost been killed over it multiple times, was expecting a crop or a dog or something but instead got a princess & her murderous mother. Claiming the law of surprise wasn't a great idea all things considered even if it worked out in the end & we're in love"

Geralt, sees this unfold, and when asked what he wants in return for saving people

Geralt : *grunts* "YEAH I think, after seeing all of this shit go down, knowing what a mess it can turn out to be, I'm gonna claim the law of surprise. What could go wrong."

Everyone : "you dumbass. You complete twit"

*The surprise is a kid*

Everyone : *not surprised in the least*

Geralt :