#witcher jaskier

[maskofredacted]

Toss a coin to your Jaskier 💙

[brokimoon]

[aroace-madness]

The wolf Witchers want- no, need Geralt to apologise to his bard as soon as it's physicaly possible

That bard Has been working his ass off to fix the reputation of Witchers one song at a time and all the Witchers could never thank him enough for that

But ever since the whatever-the-fuck happened at that gods forsaken mountain a few years prior and since Jaskier made that brake-up song (because let's all be honest to eachother here now, it was a break-up song) things have been going to absolute shit, everyone, all the people across the continent went back to their old witcher hating ways

Geralt has to apologise to Jaskier by yesterday

But when day when Lambert was coming back from a surprisingly succesfull hunt he saw him, Jaskier, with a young, white haired, blue eyed girl trailing by his side

Looks like that fateful day Geralt didn't leave Jaskier with only a broken heart

He had to inform his brothers immediately

Or

The Witchers have absolutely no clue how human biology works and now Jaskier has to deal with the consequences of that

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier, stealing his Witchers' clothes: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

[alienatedartt]

been getting into witcher as of late so i had to :']

(and if it's because I read a really good fanfic than thats between me and my search history)

[shy-urban-hobbit]

[scrambleddragonegg]

jaskier: *kills a man for daring to grab ciri* i haven’t done that in a while…

ciri: jaskier— you— what—

jaskier: no time my dear, GERALT!

geralt: take a sword since you apparently know how to use it

jaskier: ah shit

yennefer: i’d laugh if it weren’t awful that i never knew this

jaskier: what? you never knew that i killed the man who dared hurt my child surprise?

geralt/ciri: your WHAT

jaskier: oh yeah! i wonder if he’s still alive! he better be after all the trouble i went through to keep him that way

yennefer: you ALSO have a child surprise?

jaskier: well he isn’t a child anymore, but yes

jaskier: this is why i told you you were making a mistake by never going back, geralt. i know what it’s like, especially when you called the law as a joke

~somewhere else~

aiden: *sneezes* fuck dad’s talking about me again

lambert: ???

aiden: well, i am his child surprise, but i call him dad as a joke

lambert: ?????

aiden: he did kill some guys for me though… maybe he does love me?

aiden: but why leave guxart to raise me then?

lambert: i’m too sober for this

[underpreparedbard]

WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH