#witcher jaskier

[asimpforfictionalman]

Why does he call you baby girl?

Why don't you ever stop talking

[asimpforfictionalman]

Witcher au where rose is in redraw

Since the TV show doesn't want to follow the book why should I?

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

[incorrect-favourites]

triss, bemused: I ran into Jaskier in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his lute.

[incorrect-favourites]

valdo: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter A.

jaskier: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

lambert: Fuck you.

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

eskel: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

jaskier: I— jaskier: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Jaskier to Valdo Marx: I'm a busy man and I can't be bothered to punch you at the moment. But here is my fist, kindly run towards it as fast as you can.

[incorrect-favourites]

jaskier: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery. I am going to revoke your life privileges.