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Nona being canonically pretty is funny to me because that means HARROW is canonically pretty, and this fact has been heretofore avoided for about 1,000 pages owing to Harrow's unwavering commitment to existing, at all times, as a drowned wet rat scrabbling against the slick shore rock, heaving out sea water and blood and insisting against every offered hand because no, she's GOT this on her own, before vomiting a few mollusks and floating belly up. It took 2 lobotomies to fix this.
call me the cthaeh the way i send people on a path destined to end in pain and misery by telling them nothing but the truth ("if you read this (unfinished and abandoned) trilogy you're going to love it so much!")
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this text post was directly next in line on my feed 💀 I just wanted you to know
search results that make me laugh so hard i start coughing
harrow the ninth Book Of All Time actually. gaslights the audience immediately. doesn’t answer any of the questions from the last book until like 300 pages in. complete perspective shift. complete tonal shift. god is making poe references and meme references in the same breath. blink and you’ll miss it lore drops that are actually critical to understanding what’s going on. so so much grief. Book Of All Time.
Don’t forget random of putting second person pov that makes reader question their sanity. BOOK OF ALL TIME
no more Alectopause, I had enough. I'm doing it myself
this fanfic shit easy
literally the only thing I could think about when I read that scene
Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing
Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:
It's great how every character in the locked tomb is, from their pov, in a different genre of story.
Like Gideon is in a dark YA lesbian romance / horror story and Harrow is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Ianthe is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Pal is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Mercymorn is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Augustine is in The Count of Monte Cristo and John is in Homestuck and Nona is in The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
When politicians say "we gotta appeal to the working class" you have to keep in mind that in their imaginations, the working-class person is basically a form of ogre-like creature whose existence consists of backbreaking manual labor and seething with Every Single Bigotry.
mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
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Wadda hell…
Caitlyn hitting Vi with the "what about us? 🥺" less than 48hrs into this situationship is so real though
"the timeline throws me for a loop" "this happened way too fast" NO!!! I SAID WHAT I SAID
You're an early twenties lesbian who breaks a cute butch dyke out of prison - she's got broad shoulders, huge biceps, big wet puppydog eyes, a fat ass and a good heart. You spend two days tromping around the Undercity with her breathing in each other's fuckin pheromones and shit while she challenges your notions about the way the world works. You watch her go to town on a bowl of slop and then she flirts with you hardcore outside of a brothel after asking if you were into girls. You ALREADY KNOW what her moans sound like because that time she got gut-stabbed and you had to give her The Serum. She saved your life and carried you across a bridge when you got hurt and then you took her home and she laid on your bed with you and told you about the deep well of pain inside her and held your hand.
TWO DAYS??? AT LIKE 23 YEARS OLD? I would have been ready to sign a lease. Some of you are LYING about the fact that you wouldn't be ready to throw it all away after one "you're hot, cupcake" let alone TWO DAYS of all that
i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life
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