Gladiator In A Suit

Chandler. Iowa. laugh. We All Can't Be Winners. You can’t do this to me, I’m a virgo.

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

Carly rae jepsen knows when you like her ironically and every time you stan for her that way and she senses a mocking lack of conviction behind it, a little piece of her heart crumbles to ash

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

this is by far the darkest post i’ve seen on this site

[greelin]

does gotham even bother with announcing the weather ever. like. is there even a need for a weather channel

[appendingfic]

would you risk firing the local weatherman and have him snap and buy a cut-rate weather control machine in order to become the Forecaster?

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[zaneandstuff]

When Bellsprout reaches level 7 and learns a new move:

[lesbianshepard]

lmao

[yourladyindank]

It took two entire hours???

[true-king-of-monsters]

I heard British traffic is shit, so that explains it.

[yourladyindank]

Ah yeah, tube was probably late

[rosiewitchescottage]

I wasn’t a fan of hers. Far from it.

The working class North of England had little to thank her for.

But she was a very strong woman. Plus she was our first woman Prime Minister.

Apparently these are only things to celebrate if it’s a woman with the right views, though. 🙄

[lesbianshepard]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

How scary would it be if you were alone in your house and you just heard Rupaul laugh

[daakureisaiko]

[yuccachild]

Not only will I defend bi men, but I will also ferociously make out with them

[hools]

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

[disturbedlolita]

[fungiblegoods]

[sa2ha]

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

[robomartyr]

[aerix-spades]

Clash of titties

[whabababy]

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

[loversdreamersandyou]

[starllex]

Fuck you ernie

[starjasmines]

i still think about this constantly sorry nia

[pcktknife]

leg of bicuriousity

[pcktknife]

[aletheyass]

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

[azzandra]

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

[coxinyoface]

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

[sovietsofficial]

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

[bilsonwradshaw-deactivated20211]