but me, i'm not a gamble

"And I'm not sure what the trouble was that started all of this , " Um, hey there. I'm Chandler. I feel a little weird introducing myself when no one asked me to...but I guess if you're on this page you either know who I am or you're, weirdly enough,...

[brothersaved]

It might be a bit petty, but I used to permanently take out the power in Kurt’s room for a while when he was practicing. He’s hilarious when he’s pissed off.

[chandler-berry]

A bit petty, but mostly very entertaining.

[brothersaved]

How did we end up with siblings that literally eat, sleep and breathe Broadway?

[chandler-berry]

I don't know, but it can be perfectly exhausting. Luckily I'm a grown woman with her own apartment who doesn't have nothing but a wall between she and Rachel Berry.

[brothersaved]

You clearly haven’t met my brother if you think I’m not used to living with singing in my ear. Trust me, a few hours of Journey and Barbra Streisand, and you’ll crack.

[chandler-berry]

My sister's middle name is Barbra. I've learned to perfectly tune out each and every one of her songs.

[brothersaved]

Perfect, I’ll call right now and be over soon. Is that so? Challenge accepted.

[chandler-berry]

Sounds great! Oh, please. I grew up with Rachel Berry singing in my ear. This is one challenge you will certainly fail.

[brothersaved]

I don’t really care what brand of pizza I get, as long as I don’t have to cook it myself. I don’t have time for that. You don’t annoy me. In fact, I’m pretty sure there’s more of a chance of me annoying you.

[chandler-berry]

Well, Pizza Hut will work for both of us then. Oh, no. I'm not easily annoyed and I certainly can't think of a single thing you could do to annoy me.

[brothersaved]

How about I just order Pizza Hut? That’ll give us time to finish up unpacking everything. I’m always happy to be in yours, Chandler.

[chandler-berry]

Pizza Hut sounds good, actually. I don't care what their marketing strategy says, DiGiorno's just isn't as good as delivery. Well, that's a relief. I do hate the possibility of annoying who I enjoy so.

[brothersaved]

Even though frozen pizza is disgusting, I’ll come help you get settled in. 

[chandler-berry]

I have to agree, but I don't really have enough pots and pans to make much of anything else...perhaps we can do takeout instead. Either way, I'm very glad to have your company.

[chandler-berry]

My apartment is looking incredibly empty. I wish I was joking when I say it echoes. Sadly, I don't really have enough connections around here for a housewarming party...but if anyone would like to come eat frozen pizza with me, be my guest.

[portingrileyrose-blog-deactivat]

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

[chandler-berry]

The English language contains too many other languages to really make much sense. 

[sonicclarington-blog]

Do you give spoilers?

[chandler-berry]

I could, but I can't promise how accurate said spoilers would be.

[parkerkeagan-blog]

Why not just hate everyone? Saves a lot of trying to figure out who you like and who you don’t.

[chandler-berry]

True, but picking fights with everyone sounds even more exhausting than deciding who I want to like.

[brothersaved]

Treadmills are stupid. I don’t like them at all. Plus, they don’t give you an arm workout. That’s usually what weights are for. My joints are already uneven beyond repair from sitting at my computer desk all day. There’s no need to take care of them. I don’t stay there for the printer, though. I stay for the books. I have my own printer.

[chandler-berry]

I agree. I much prefer the elliptical. Or napping. There's always a reason to care for your body. You're going to be stuck with it for a while. Ah, that makes more sense. I would offer you my private library but sadly that's back in Mass.

[brothersaved]

Colleges usually have gyms for that very purpose. Probably, but it also ruins my joints and makes it so that I don’t sleep for more than a few hours because people literally live in the library building.

[chandler-berry]

Yes. The two treadmills they offer here are very stimulating. Please do take care of your joints, won't you? You can come use my printer if you ever need.

[sonicclarington-blog]

Slightly psychic?

[chandler-berry]

Just a little. It's annoying, if anything.

[brothersaved]

What? That’s just ridiculous. Inventive, but ridiculous. Then again, at my school I sleep in the library so I can easily access my resources, so it’s not too bad, I suppose.

[chandler-berry]

I suppose he gets a bit of an arm workout at the same time. It's ingenious, really. But your way is probably much easier.

[sonicclarington-blog]

You don’t know if your life is a tear-wrenching movie yet, you’re barely through the exposition segment of it. 

[chandler-berry]

Well,  one version of my life is but I'm hoping to avoid it.

Sorry, slightly psychic and fully a buzzkill.

[brothersaved]

Alright. But I worry about you. Community colleges are strange.

[chandler-berry]

They are strange...but interesting. Today I saw a student dragging around a printer on wheels to avoid paying the five cents that the school charges.