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[chaos-podcast]

This is the best idea ive ever had

Timebomb, this is the worst idea you've ever had.

Wha- HEY!

Time, how did you get this idea again..?

I woke up one day last week and it was in one of my dreams from the night before. :]

...you're insufferable.

For once, I'll agree with Spellbook. This is a terrible idea.

This is a great idea, I dont know what you're talking about Disco.

....Timebomb..?

Yes?

....

when are asks supposed to start coming in?

oh ffs- Wolf, why are you encouraging this??

What? I'm curious.

...I'm curious too, Uncle Timebomb.

They should start coming in soon, I just have to click this button over here...

And done! we should start getting stuff aaaany second now

I think.

Uncle Timebomb, you forgot the rules.

Oh shoot- ...I did. Thanks, PB! I appreciate it kiddo!

Feel free to:

Send any of us questions, dares, or anything else of the like! Some of us (cough cough Spellbook cough cough) may not answer very well, but we'll all answer anyways.

Do normal things?? I guess??? Whatever is considered normal to the general Inpherno population these days I guess-

Send stuff as a fellow Phighter! Bow, PB and I(Timebomb) might not get out there as much as the rest of ya, but that doesn't mean we dont want to hear from ya!

Please don't:

Send anything hateful towards other Inphernals of any kind. No one likes an asshole, so dont be one.

Send the same thing more than once on purpose. If you can't remeber or accidently forgot something, dont worry about it! It happens to the best of us, but make sure you let us know!

Be weird. There's a young spawn here. Just dont.

I regret ever listening to Scythe. I could be doing something useful right now.

Like what, try and take me down for the church?

Since you're already here, I dont see why n-

Disco, Spellbook. Please, can you two put aside your differences, just for a little while?

.... ....

Its not like we're meeting together like this all the time right? Besides, we arent here for very long either, so why not atleast try and get along?

... ..fine

Thank you.

..sorry, Bow, I'll try as best I can. For the kid's sake.

I can help with Disco as well if I need to, Bow.

Hey! I can-

Thank you, Wolf.

-incoherent mumbling-

..you guys done? Cool, let's get this thing rolling!

//OOC time- Hi! Im @scythegameing, and this is an ask/rp blog with all of my Phighting OCs! This is my first time ever doing something like this so please bare with me for a minute while i figure out how I want to run this lol

Tags! Yipee!

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..and here's some extra clarification incase you didn't get everyone in the intro;

Text colored completely purple belongs to Timebomb! They are nonbinary and use any/all pronouns, and is also the one that (somehow) got everyone else together. They also own a gear modification shop in Crossroads called Get In Gear!

Text that goes from blue to purple belongs to Spellbook. She uses she/her pronouns and works alongside Scythe and The Broker as an acolyte of The Church of the TRUE EYE. It seems that her and Disco don't get along quite well though... let's hope that won't become a problem.

Text that is completely green belongs to Bow! She uses she/they pronouns and helped Timebomb set up a meeting time for everyone. She is also PB's mother, and sacrificed a large portion of her gears power to spawn PB by herself.

Text that goes from purple to blue belongs to PB! They are agender(yes I know all Inphernals are gender but PB is extra agender) and is the young child on Bow. They also have Alexithymia and a very strong sense of others emotions (you should look it up of you don't know what it means)

Text that is completely yellow belongs to Disco! Disco is genderfluid and uses any/all pronouns! The star charm hanging from her left horn changes between pink, blue, and purple depending on what he's feeling at that time! They're also the owner of a popular nightclub in upper Crossroads called Head Over Drinks!

Text that is completely blue belongs to Wolf! Wolf uses he/it pronouns and is a self-employed bodyguard, and has a main job as Security Head at Disco's Nightclub.

[chaos-podcast]

(TW! abuse)

not at all. It’s just ya’ll are mere spect of D U S T compared to me.. damned mortals..

SO WERE DUST HUH?!

Anyways…. It was a stormy night and he was soaked like a wet mutt! But….. that’s the only funny part of it though…. The rest of the story isn’t the best…. Warning I guess?

*the mimics are silently watching the Eldridge horror and drunkard arguing loudly*

But I was pretty young… I don’t remember what I was doing I just know that I heard my parents panicking and i left my room he was there on our porch… he was uhm very injured to say the least some scars burn on his hand too.. after a while when he woke up freaked out… we explained what happened and we asked why he was there. His words exactly “ I was running away from that damned manor. I am sick and tired of the abuse that man…. No that MONSTER has done too me and my siblings… my face is now scarred forever because of him… I hope he rots. ” and then he told us about what his “father” did… and then also told us he came from a rich family… which wasn’t needed but whatever…. We took him in and for the first few months he was timid… did what was asked didn’t talk back, for phuck sake he didn’t even leave the room unless we told too. We had too tell him he had the ability to go out and do things… the light in his eye lit up and he ran off hours later he came back with the biggest smile, wearing a baggy hoodie, and with an assortment of goodies for me and my parents as a thanks

*the mimics stare in horror. As the eldritch horror and the traumatized drunkard continue fighting*

- AB, Riley, Cain

.....

..well, that was a wholesome ending..! (atleast..?)

That.. that is a very kind thing for your parents to do.

And a really shitty thing for that other guy to do.

It must not have been easy to go through that, on anyone's end. I'm sorry you guys had to face something like that.

..neither of you darlings would happen to know where that guy is anymore, would ya? The one that hurt Cain, that is.

Huh? Why would you wanna know that? Do you think you might know him or something?

Oh, nonono, Im just curious, thats all!

...Curious. Sure ya are, Dis- *thwack* Ow!

Think your thoughts, Decoy.

Right, yup. Copy that.

Also i have got to know what all the goodies were, come on now hun.

[chaos-podcast]

Potion, do you have a favorite word?

Favorite word?... I don't believe so. Why? Do you?

Hm... I'd say flowers. It's such a pretty word.

Oh! I like electromagnetic!

That's stupid.

Hey!

Mine is parenticide!

........................

Well, I think we need to talk about something, but let's stay on the favorite words topic for now.

-Bo, Potion, Firework, Orb, and Axe.

Mine us 'fun'! It can mean and be so many different things!

Oo electromagnetic it cool, mine is kinda similar! 'Modification' is in the same sort of area, right?

Hmmm, I think I'd have to go with 'stealth'. Lots of things you can do with that.

Stealth fits you, Mx Ghost. My favorite word is 'toxin'.

If I were to chose I'd have to go with something like 'teamwork'. It can do wonders when done correctly.

I'll take 'chaotic'. That about fits my normal day with these rascals.

Oh come on, we arent that bad, Meteor!

Yes, Dec, yes you are.

I guess I'll do 'safety'. It's nice to be able to rely on.

[chaos-podcast]

Hey, Potion! How do you spell homicide?

H-o-m-i-c-i-d-e. If you forget, it's the same as it sounds but it has a C instead of an S.

Okay, thanks!

...You're not going to question why they need to spell that?

No. I'm used to it.

-Axe, Potion, and Bo.

I will, why are we spelling homicide? Did something happen?

Do you need help hiding or storing anything?

Disco wtf??

What? It's a valid question given the current context.

It might, but thats still not the point of their question, Dec.

Is a girl not allowed to offer his assistance to a 'phernal in need? ^^

Why would you offer to help hide a body??

Hold on now hun, I never said anything about a body now.

What else could you mean from his point of view, Disco?

....

fair enough.

Exactly

[chaos-podcast]

Oh more of these inphernals… lovely

IT’s awake again.

Bite your tongue you daddy issued riddled fool.

While the the horrors beyond comprehension starts arguing with my drunkard of a brother did he ever tell you how we met?

Cause it’s both funny and like really sad-

*the mimics are just in the background helping out IG*

- Cain, AB, Riley

You got a problem with us or somethin?

No, I don't think he ever has now that I think about it

Have you guys ever asked?

Nope!

Well that settles that then i guess

How did you two meet then, if neither of you mind the question?

[chaos-podcast]

Hey Timebomb guess what? Im an aunt now! ... how does one be the cool aunt? I dont know these things...

- Dodgeball

(Please note ive never done this before and dont know what im doing, but lore drop time)

YOUR AN AUNT???? WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER?? I need to make them something like, now. What do they like?? Am I able to meet them?? Also I wish I knew how to be a cool Aunt, i dont even know if I'm a cool Uncle-

I think you're cool, Uncle Timebomb.

Yeah, who ever said you were'nt cool, hun? Hell you're the one that had the idea for this whole thing in the first place!

And you let a group of four Inphernals you've never met stay with you for the day. Not many people have kind enough souls for something like that.

I- Really?

Yeah really, you slowpoke. You're a good Inphernal.

awww- Thanks guys!

[chaos-podcast]

I'm having a great day today!

You fell off a cliff earlier.

That doesn't change my mood!

... Why would falling off a cliff make me upset? I'm alive!

BECAUSE IT WAS DANGEROUS!!

Oh, calm down! Follow up question, did Spellbook get back yet?

That's not how a follow up question works, you didn't even ask that to me anyway.

Shush!

Who the hell decided it was a good idea to leave this idiot alone with me!?

-Axe and Orb.

I am too! I've got my family here! ^^

Took a while, but we got back eventually.

It's all good! You guys got here safe and thats what matters!

...are you ok thought Axe-? Are you sure you arent like hurt or something??

I'd hope they would be at a hospital or doctor if anything had happened to them when they fell, but do please be careful Axe.

And no, Spellbook isnt back yet.

That'll be interesting if she comes back to all of us here too. Do you think she'd just turn back around and go?

I.. dont know-?

Fair enough.

ignore him, he likes to be a pain.

Hey!

He's your sister, Decoy, he deals with you the most.

And She's not wrong, either.

Oh cmon not you guys too!

[chaos-podcast]

Y'know, my most stupid moment as a kid, was back when I was 8. I got a coin from the tooth fairy, and my DUMB 8 year old self, decided to put it in my mouth. I nearly choked, and I'm pretty sure I would've because it was midnight and no one was awake.

Long story short, I coughed it up, and I was fine. Also slightly traumatised.

What was the most stupid thing you've done as a kid?

Oh jeez, the most stupid thing I did as a kid? hmmm... probably give away the scrap i gathered for the day to someone else. Found out later through word-of-mouth that they did that to alot of others.

Tried to the use the excuse "I forgot what we need in my dorm room" while me and others were training with our gears once. Only once too, mind you, i received a very stern talking to from the commander later afterwards.

Most stupid thing? Probably try to get my mo- er caretaker to let me wander the city on my own at.. what was it 9 years old? Yeah, needless to say she found me trying to sneak out in the middle of the night later after she said no and i was grounded for like a week.

I once tried to summon duplicates my gear to fill a car that i thought was ugly. I succeeded! ..for about two seconds before i passed out and my parents had to pick me up and rush me to the nearest hospital. Atleast we were in Crossroads when it happened instead of Craterdust though.

Wait you can summon multiple of your gear?

Kind of! I can do as many if i include the mods on them, but if I'm doing just a mini disco ball i can do quite a few of the little things!

Thats cool! I can do that too, kind of!

[chaos-podcast]

I never got around to telling you I guess?… WAIT YOU BRAT HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?!

idk why’d you keep it in your room?

WHY WHERE YOU IN MY ROOM?!-

Im not gonna tell you!

…. I still technically have the clothes but.. you got me phucked up if you think I’m wearing it again…

Unless I’m black out drunk that’s a different story

Like how you got black out drunk in the photo an I had to drag you home? Also You never did tell me why your hand is b-

Finish that statement i will use you as a punching bag understood?

Wtf in happening?

Not a clue teth..

- AB,Cain,Teth,Void

So what im hearing is...

Disco no-

Get Cain blackout drunk so he'll show me his old styles?

Disco that was not a challenge.

You sure about that hun?

Very. You are not getting Cain blackout drunk.

I will agree with Wolf. Disco you are not getting that young man blackout drunk again.

When did you get here Meteor???

Since i let her in about 30 seconds ago. :D

The repair guys i was telling you about got to the apartement, and the others were wondering if you all would be alright with some extra company for the day?

I mean, its not my apartment or anything, that would be up to Timebomb, but unless him or the others have anything, I'm all good!

Just make sure Ghost knows there'll be alot of people, yeah?

I dont really have any issues with it, the more the merrier!

I agree with Timebomb, its always nice meeting new people, and if both you and Wolf are familiar, then I have no issues.

I don't mind, but will it get loud with that many people? My head is hurting a little bit more than usual today.

I can make sure the loud one knows he needs to be quiet for you, dear.

Yes please Miss Meteor. Thank you.

Of course, its not a problem.

In that case, ill go and let them know. Thank you for the help even if you dont know us that well, Timebomb. We'll make it up to you.

It's not a problem at all!

~ - ! New OCs Acquired ! - ~ (for a limited number of asks) (and for fun bc why not)

- Meteor - Thorn - Decoy - Ghost

[chaos-podcast]

Yeah big bro will be okay! He’s strong!

Yes lord IG is a very tough individual and he is really durable..

Hey!… two new mimics… uh… HEY Disco! Did you know big bro had a whole scene core phase?!

WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT AT YOU BRAT I THOUGHT I TOOK THAY FROM YOU!

- Cain, teth, void, AB

OMG HE DID?? HOW DID I NEVER KNOW ABOUT THIS CAIN HOW COULD YOU

You didn't know?

YOU DID??!

Well, yeah, he told me a couple months back after close.

I've been betrayed, Cain how could you. I thought we were friends.

Why am I not surprised that in the photo, he's still drinking alcohol.

Sounds about right with what we know about Cain.

Yeah, it is a very Cain thing to do.

The Leopard Print and Feather Boa is amazing btw, hun. If only we had met sooner, it would've been so much fun.

[chaos-podcast]

Let’s just say the lovable jester turns more…. Vile to describe his “troubling nature”

Void what is that supposed to mean?!

You literally turn into a monstrous creature and rip your enemies too shreds..

….. fair enough I do tend to do that.

Where is our lord at?

He’s asleep. I think hearing too much of cults put him into a coma like state… he’ll be fine.. probably!

You guys are still here? Why don’t y’all take him home? I got thing to do… like a bar to run… and to drink at..

Cant / too lazy

- Cain, teth, void

Oh! So kind of like- ..hm. Actually, nevermind on that one hun, but fair enough!

"Coma-like state"? Will Mr. IG be ok?

I mean, if they say he most likely will, then theres probably a pretty good chance he will be. I wouldnt fret over it too much if i were you, Butterfly.

What, no club promotion Disco?

Nope! If Cain's heading over to his place, I might just visit him over there!

If you do you should tell the others, it's been a while since they've seen him too if i remember correctly.

Good idea, love! I will!

[chaos-podcast]

For some reason, I wouldn't trust them to go to a bar.

Why? I don't actualy drink.

Not you, I don't trust Potion..

I'd be fine. I can go about 12 and a half glasses of wine before getting drunk.

I don't know what average is, but THAT'S not it. You weirdo...

Why wouldnt you be able to drink more then 12 glasses of something??

Axe, do you know what wine is?

Nope!

When did I agree to ever associate with you people...

10 months and 8 days ago at 4:15 pm.

And I've lasted this long?..

-Firework, Bo, Potion, Orb, and Axe

Hey, that's longer than the six of us have been doing this, sugar! I'd say you're doin pretty well!

Six? You're still sure Spellbook is coming back?

Well, yeah, I do. I've.. got a bit of a history with her, you could say. I think she likes being here, whether she'll admit it or not.

Really? That's how she shows liking something?

I dunno, I dont know her that well, hun. I just know how she usually looks like, and she's different when shes here with the rest of us.

I don't know for sure either, but I think Disco could be right. It's been.. a long time since Ic- Spellbook and I last properly spoke to eachother, but she seemed like she didn't completely hate being here. I just hope that part hasn't changed.

Mr. Wolf, was Ms. Spellbook one of your friends?

Friend? You could say that I guess, yeah. Its been a long time since then though, I don't think we are anymore.

Oh, ok.

[chaos-podcast]

If I'm gonna continue, I might as well use my anon name so I don't have to specify who I am by previous asks.

Hi, um... about PB I guess?? (my old persona-)

You kinda asked what they were like, and they're kinda just- well, like me. Since they're my persona, I just gave them my personality mostly.

So taking that into mind, they're awkward, mostly in real life. They aren't as awkward over the Internet, just like me!

And I had to add that ADHD, it's a very large part of theirs and my personality ngl T-T.

This one's kinda personal sounding, but definitely depression too. (I'm going to blame ADHD for that and no one can stop me.)

I may have more disorders, but I refuse to admit it, somehow.

They're nice though! Kinda. They try, but mess up a lil usually, or a lot.

And yes, they are an inphernal! Not saying that means I am... =). Okay, I'll drop the creepy stuff..

Bad hand writing, eligible, usualy, but gets progressively worse the longer they write. And no, I don't know how that works.

Anyways, I'll see yall later!... Maybe. I kinda have myself too much to do to the point where I don't want to do any, so I'll probably be back here to postpone that! Sorry if I phrased stuff weird.

-Colourful anon

Side note: I keep forgetting exactly how many letters each color takes up in my name, so yes, it may be inconsistent.

Oh, that's cool!

Well you both sound like friendly individuals, hun! I think I'd get along with them quite well! ^^

Thank you for sharing Mx. Colourful. I think I'd like to meet Mx. PB, probably.

ooc// ouff sorry for like disappearing for so long y'all- the holiday season got a bit busy with me irl and then i just kind of forgot this existed for a while imma be so real- uh anyways, hopefully ill get these out on a semi-regular basis again-

[chaos-podcast]

For reasons, I won't disclose what the poem was about.

Oh? So it WAS a love poem.

That's not what I-

I'll tell you what it was, it was none of anyone else's concern.

Oooo! Defensive much?

This whole group is a bunch of idiots.

I don't see why anyone is curious.

Likewise. I do not see point in acting so childish over something as simple as a poem.

At this point, maybe someone does need to set you two up...

Already working on it.

-Potion, Firework, Bo, Axe, and Orb.

It's all good hun! Thats completely fair.

Worth an ask though, Id say.

Atleast you guys dont deal with Time near daily.

Hey! What's that supposed to mean??

I know a great place for a drink if you need a location over there, sugar!

Is a club really a good place for a date?

Why not? We've got great food, and even better drinks!

What of they don't drink, Disco? Not everyone likes the club atmosphere, you know.

Hey now love, I started with food, didn't I? And you know we've got seating areas away from the bulk of the noise too.

He does still kind of have a point though.. how many times are you going to try and get people to go anyways??

As much as I can, thats marketing hun! I could help you with some if you want some time.

Oh, no I couldnt ask that from you, Disco. Besides, im doing pretty good where I am as is.

Alrighty then, no problem!

[chaos-podcast]

Hi, it's the anon that mentioned the old persona called PB.

It actualy stood for Paintbrush, I just checked my old artwork of it.

Paintbrush? That.. actually sounds kind of cool.

Is that their gear too? A paintbrush?

Who's to say they're even an Inphernal in the first place? If mimics or whatever those guys said they were can get here, who's to say other things cant too?

....Bow what the phuck-

Ooo, I wonder if they're a painter or something else!

..can I ask what they're like, Mx. Asker?

[chaos-podcast]

That's great! Happy early spawnday, Wolf!

Ooo! Cool!

...You forgot to say-

Oh! Happy spawnday!

It's actualy early- Y'know what? Nevermind.

Happy early spawnday. We promise Axe tried their best.

What a lovely event. Happy early spawnday.

...Happy early spawnday or whatever, I guess...

Ya coulda used more enthusiasm!

No.

Fine, fine!... Potion? What are you holding??

A small poem Bo gave me earlier.

It was nothing. Just thought I'd show some appreciation.

Gods! Can you two kiss already!?

P-pardon?-

-Firework, Axe, Potion, Bo, Orb.

I- You guys dont- (sighhhh) ...Thank you.

A poem? Can we hear it?

But what if its sappy and personal?

Says Mr Ive-seen-The-Bachelor-seven-different-times.

Hey! Its a good show!

But seven times?? With twenty-nine seasons Timebomb???

Actually, its going to be 30 in January!

....

Right, point still stands, got it-

Thank you.

..can we still hear the poem though, hun? Im always a fan of poetry :D

[chaos-podcast]

Here’s a fun Christmas idea!

We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to phight whoever else is under it!

Timebomb, I dont think-

Mistlefoe.

MISTLEFOE

Please dont encourage them-