Chaos

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[chaos-skeleton]

Good evening

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[chaos-skeleton]

What the fuck is activated charcoal if it's not fire?

[chaos-skeleton]

I'm not apologizing

[chaos-skeleton]

Invader Zim is just Phineas and Ferb for goths and emos

[chaos-skeleton]

So was I supposed to learn all by myself that Terminator is actually the prequel to the Matrix?

[thisisprettybroken-deactivated2]

[cinnamonsprankles]

Reblog to cast

[chaos-skeleton]

Put a hot dog in a milkshake

Glizzard

[chaos-skeleton]

There is nothing quite like the absolute shock someone must feel in the half second between me shouting "Bing bong!" Before promptly removing the majority of their torso from this reality via a shotgun

[wordswithimages]

[chaos-skeleton]

Donner? Where are the other reindeer?

[chaos-skeleton]

Boneless Whole Chicken

[chaos-skeleton]

Cheesecake is a pie.

[chaos-skeleton]

Useless invention! A microwave that beeps every minute just to keep you aware of the passage of time

[bob-artist]

Can I interest you in a

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a…

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crabonated beverage?

[chaos-skeleton]

[chaos-skeleton]

[chaos-skeleton]

Cheezits are just goldfish for adults