I LOVE YOU MOST!

a collection of incorrect family quotes from the Chaos Castle. as run by Ava.

[chaoscastle]

Bel: Felipe... may his memory be a blessing

Felipe: quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Bel: I sometimes think I can still hear his voice 😔

[chaoscastle]

Ava: i'm having problems with this guy-

Madi: kill him.

Ava: nO

Madi: then i will kill him FOR you

[chaoscastle]

Ava: How many kids do you have?

Louis: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

[chaoscastle]

Ava: hey guys, I know I'm supposed to be gone but I forgot-

Ava: *sees Jem shoving Pip into the washing machine, while Cherry records and Leo observes. Allie and Louis are protesting*

Ava, retreating: nevermind

[chaoscastle]

Ava, internally: I love and care about you all so much and you all mean so much to me.

Ava, externally: Hey guys! I'm making grilled cheese, does anyone want some?

[chaoscastle]

Ava: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Louis: Why are you asking me?

Ava: Madi was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and I heard them mutter, "Why has God forsaken me?"

[chaoscastle]

jem: You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?

jem: That’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.

[chaoscastle]

riri: Don't worry, I'm fine.

ava: You got stabbed, riri! You’re not “fine”!

riri: I've been stabbed before!

louis: You do understand that you don't build up an immunity to stab wounds right?

[chaoscastle]

Madi: I wish I was a princess.

Ava: You're my princess, and this is our kingdom.

Madi, looking around: This kingdom sucks.

[chaoscastle]

Jem: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Constellation: ...we’re playing Monopoly?

[chaoscastle]

Madi: Trust fall.

Ava, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.

Madi: Trust! Fall!

Ava: I said no-

Madi: I'm falling!!!

Ava, diving over two beds and a desk to catch Madi: GODDAMMIT!

[chaoscastle]

Louis: I just be spending my days vibing.

Ava: You’re not “vibing.” You are in severe psychological distress.

[chaoscastle]

Louis: BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Ava: Actually I am. I don’t know how to do taxes or how an engine works

Louis: BISEXUALS ARE CONFUSED ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS BUT THEIR SEXUALITY AINT ONE

[chaoscastle]

Ava: I hate him.

Madi: Me too.

Ava: You have no idea who I'm talking about

Madi: Solidarity.

[chaoscastle]

Tyla, Olive, or Rosie: *Speaks*

Everyone: SHES ALIVE!!!

[chaoscastle]

Ava: I look pretty good for a dead bitch.

Everyone but Leo and Maddie: SHES ALIVE!

[chaoscastle]

Louis: Oh gee golly this sure is a pickle!

Also Louis: What the fuck is up bitches?