have you ever had a blueberry cupcake?

open your heart to chaos. 

[chaosfling]

𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒! this is an independent, selective writing blog run by achilles featuring jester lavorre from critical role. i am not affiliated with the creators of this media and the characters belong to their respective creators. give my rules a read before interacting with me.

because of jester’s story & setting, this writing blog will explore some dark themes. triggering material will be tagged upon request. this blog, like all my muses, is a sideblog to @miscelliany​. all follows will come from there.

[atealiers]

Evidence — Mary Oliver

[candyflossmemes]

spotify wrapped has arrived. send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a 🎁 for me to shuffle.

[tragicplay-gone]

“the traveler? i can’t say i heard of such a god.” shadowheart utters, examining the pin holding the blue tiefling’s green cloak in place. an emblem with three connecting swirls drawn to a single stem. this deity she speaks of—and its iconography—sparks no memories in the history of lady shar nor her teachings. perhaps he is neither a friend or foe of shar and selûne. therefore, irrelevant. “what does he have to do with anything?” … @duplicitied

[chaosfling]

“oh, man, you’ve never heard of the traveler?” jester rummages through her bag, pushing aside her paint set, chalk, sketchbook—briefly she lets her hand linger on the wand of smiles—before finally unearthing brochures bearing the hooded visage of the traveler. the paper is finely woven, a thin, folded sheet carefully decorated with watercolor leaves and flowers. the traveler stands in the distance, at the end of a winding path. above his head are the few colorful gems that adorn her holy symbol. on the front page, in large letters, reads: TRAVELER BE WITH YOU! jester bares her pointed teeth in a joyful grin. “take this! i made it for people who don’t know him, like you!” 

[firemourn]

＊     JESTER     ﹠     ❛     I THINK WE LOST THEM  .

          her dimension door drops them in the near darkness of an alleyway , the setting sun disappearing behind the building they're next to.  he takes a second or two or three     (     it's seven     )     to lean against one of the brick walls and catch his breath.  an incredibly narrow escape managed by the only person who could get away with it.  he presses his index finger to his mouth  —  quiet  —  and glances to the opening of the alley.  waits like that for a perfect minute until he's sure that no hurried footsteps are coming in their direction.  he nods at her , still not daring to speak.

         caleb keeps his back pressed against the bricks and waits another full minute to take stock of @duplicitied's condition , then his own , having to squint in the dim light.  he's unscathed , but one arm is curled over his ribs , still sore from yesterday's events.     "     we should go find the others.  are you hurt  ?     "     

[chaosfling]

there’s  a  burst  of  pink,  sparkling  energy  that  enshrouds  jester  and  caleb.  she  grabs  his  hand  just  as  this  energy  lifts  them  off  their  feet  and  shunts  them  forward  in  space.  when  their  vision  clears,  they  land  hard,  feet  striking  the  pavement  with  force  but  not  loudly.    jester’s  gaze  catches  caleb’s,  and  she  gives  an  emphatic  nod  in  acknowledgement  to  his  furtive  gesture.  there’s  dried  paint  on  her  fingers and  the  thrill  of  mischief  is  thrumming  in  her  veins.  she  is  joyful.  in  her  own  way,  she  is  holy.  these  small  acts  of  chaos  are  divine.  

thick  leather  boots  strike  the  cobblestone  below,  footfalls  growing  louder  as  they  approach,  then  quieter  as  they  pass  and  recede.  carefully  she  watches  the  rise  and  fall  of  caleb’s  chest,  searching  for  the  quick  breath  of  alarm  rather  than  exertion.  when  his  breathing  steadies,  jester  relaxes.  she,  too,  leans  back  against  the  bricks,  her  clasping  her  hands  behind  herself.  after  a  restless  minute,  she  approaches  caleb  in  a  few  short  steps.  “me?  i’m  not  hurt  at  all,  really.  i’ve  done  things  like  this,  like,  a  lot  of  times.”  worry  knitting  her  brow,  jester  reaches  out  to  the  hand  curled  around  his  ribs  as  an  unspoken  offer.  “what’s  wrong,  are  you  hurting?”  

[jvstdont-deactivated20231103]

" oh, @miscelliany, my little sapphire, come here. " she rushes forward, pulling jester into her arms and hugging her as tight as she comfortably could. every time jester left the chateau she worried until she saw her in person, or received a message from her, this time it had been slightly longer than comfortable. " your adventures must've been exciting. you must tell me all about them. "

[chaosfling]

“mama!”  jubilant  as  ever,  jester  crashes  into  her  mother’s  outstretched  arms.  she  breathes  in  the  familiar  scents  of  home—floral  perfume,  sea  salt,  the  spiced,  waxy  smell  of  lipstick—and  closes  her  eyes.  for  an  instant  she’s  eight  years  old  again,  small  and  sheltered  in  her  mother’s  embrace.  when  she  pulls  away,  jester  feels  the  roughened  skin  of  her  own  hands  against  the  soft  fabric  of  her  mother’s  dress  and  remembers  the  weight  of  a  weapon  in  her  hand.  “oh,  i’ve  seen  so  much!  there’s  so  much  to  tell  you.  where  should  i  start,  what  do  you  want  to  know?”

[chaosfling]

@unawaken : ✿ from sasha !

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS MEME. ➣ bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush   /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other

[chaosfling]

@unawaken : ✿ from avantika !

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS MEME. ➣ bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other

[chaosfling]

@fthrfwl : ✿ 

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS MEME. ➣ bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other

[eviefyres]

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2 send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other 

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other 

[fthrfwl]

“   you know   …   ”     chirp whispers to the nearest attendee.     a glimmer in her eye as she speaks with a quirked brow.     “   i don’t know about you but i kind of want to fuck some shit up.   ”     /     open.

[chaosfling]

light and color and sound surrounds her. eager, violet eyes take in every detail of fey dress and form: their sparkling jewelry, their fine cloth, the intricate embroidery on the hem of dresses and edge of coats, their mesmirizing, patterned insect wings, their elegant, multicolored feathers. jester lavorre thinks of her sketchbook. if she had it with her now, she would sketch the likeness of every attendee in its pages, a loving memento of this magical night.

the party is beautiful. the fey realm is beautiful. since she met artagan she’s dreamed of it—imagined towering trees and delicate pink petals, grand adventures fraught with danger and whimsy not unlike the archfey himself— after going on adventures of her own, he’d taken her there.

a low hum of voices engaged in polite, courtly conversation fills the room. above it, a voice pulls jester from her stupor.

you know…i don’t know about you, but i kind of want to fuck shit up.

it takes all of jester’s decorum not to squeal with excitement. a toothy grin spreads across her face. “ja?” her voice is melodic, anticipatory. “you know, i’m like, really good at fucking some shit up.” there’s a handbag at her side, embellished with pink flowers and tiny bees. it pops open to reveal a small set of paints—blues, yellows, greens, and reds smudged across its velvet interior. “we could…touch up some the artwork, or—” the handbag snaps shut. “if you know any, like, assholes worth messing with, i can try something pretty magical.”

[chaosfling]

@catharsy: 💬 - from reani!

send me 💬 and i will make you a starter with a random line of dialogue.

“i  saw  it  as  clearly  as  i  see  you  standing  before  me  now!  ”

[chaosfling]

@unerrant : 💬 avantika

send me 💬 and i will make you a starter with a random line of dialogue.

“why  would  you  want  to  put  yourself  through  something  like  that?“

[ghstmemes]

SEND  💬  TO GET A SHORT DIALOGUE STARTER FROM A QUOTE FROM THIS GENERATOR

customize as you need / wish !

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Jester and Marion Lavorre from Critical Role. Jester and her mother hug each other tightly, holding each other with their eyes closed. Marion wears a cream dress with gold details. End description.]

I've missed you!

[chaosfling]

@villianess​

[chaosfling]

tag drop 2. 

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ blud.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ marion.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + marion.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + artagan.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the dwendalian empire.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the kryn dynasty.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ xhorhas.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ essek theylass.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + essek.

[chaosfling]

tag drop.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ threads.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ askbox.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ ooc.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ musing.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ meta.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ headcanons.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ drabble.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ self.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ image.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ answered asks.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ caleb widogast.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ fjord.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ beauregard lionett.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ yasha nyoordin.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ nott the brave.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ veth brenatto.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ mollymauk tealeaf.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ caduceus clay.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + caleb.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + fjord.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + beau.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + yasha.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + nott.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + veth.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + mollymauk

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + caduceus.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the menagerie coast.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the lavish chateau.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ marion lavorre.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ blud.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ artagan.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + marion.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + artagan.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the dwendalian empire.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ the kryn dynasty.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ xhorhas.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ essek theylass.

* 🍭 ━━━━━━ jester + essek.