The Stars are Watching Back

Night s͟pr̶e͞ad͟s͘ Darkness ̨f͝alls The S͙͖͉̙͖̗̀h̹͙͟a͚d҉͕͇̱̪e̻ ͞r̡e̸t͡u̸rǹs ̦̥͓̫̯̪Ẉ̘̖̱̜a͇̙s̥̼̟͎ ͈̱̮̥̻I̦͙̪͉̦ ̖̣̳e̬͔v̺̻e͓r̼ ̱͔g̮̣̺̺̦̺̤o͍̮͕̪͍̲n̝̖̰̠͖̠̰ḛ͍̩ͅ?̥

[chaosrune]

What did you do to Tidelord?!!

Wouldn't you like to know, weấͣͫͥ̀̎͂̈́͊̆͆͂therboy

[chaosrune]

be honest- why are you evil? Btw do you want some millionaire's shortbread? *holds the plate of recently cooked millionaires shortbread up to you*

It's very simple, mortal.

I am not evil.

[chaosrune]

YOU... WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE TIDELORD?? AND WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?! YOU'RE NOT WILLIAM AFTON, JUST DIE ALREADY! *A large abberation dragon on a leash just glares. Then it bites off the leash and bows its head.*

(Heres what he looks like)

Hmmm let's see...

First, we ate him. Sorry about that, really. Second. Don't reference FNAF in my inbox, mortal.

Got any other burning questions?

-V

[wrathful-reptile]

by the way if anyone was wondering about cooking tidelord (if you can ever find him to cook)

It's from how to cook an eel

[thewinglesswindsinger]

PLEASE DO NOT COOK THE TIDELORD!!! HE WOULD NOT APPRECIATE THAT

[wrathful-reptile]

You 👏Can't👏Stop👏Me👏

[thewinglesswindsinger]

…Excuse me, what???? 😨

[chaosrune]

You all have to understand how funny this is.

[wrathful-reptile]

[chaosrune]

You do that. Let us know how it works out for you.

-D

[wrathful-reptile]

by the way if anyone was wondering about cooking tidelord (if you can ever find him to cook)

It's from how to cook an eel

[thewinglesswindsinger]

PLEASE DO NOT COOK THE TIDELORD!!! HE WOULD NOT APPRECIATE THAT

[wrathful-reptile]

You 👏Can't👏Stop👏Me👏

[thewinglesswindsinger]

…Excuse me, what???? 😨

[chaosrune]

You all have to understand how funny this is.

[aberration-abbey]

cure for heartbreak: eat god

[aberration-abbey]

Hey now. Don't think we won't eat you too

[wrathful-reptile]

Open up one of those pustules, take a triangle of toast, and dip it in. I bet it's eggy textured. Maybe a little salty. Little spicy.

Wings look like beef jerky. Add some spices you got somethin good there.

[chaosrune]

Hear that, snotball? They're going to eat you.

[lacefuneral]

????????????????

[404computerhamstersnotfound]

Don't worry

[chaosrune]

Remember when the lore used to be about me?

Wasn't that fun? Didn't we all have fun?

[youngestsiblingarcanist]

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BACK?! WHY?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY FROM MY LIBRARY!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REPLACE MORE BOOKS!!!!!

[chaosrune]

If you don't want them, we could take them off your hands as a little adoption~

-UNISON

[youngestsiblingarcanist]

I don't think I dislike my children enough to do that

[chaosrune]

Well now that's rude to both us and them.

[youngestsiblingarcanist]

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BACK?! WHY?!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY FROM MY LIBRARY!!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO REPLACE MORE BOOKS!!!!!

[chaosrune]

If you don't want them, we could take them off your hands as a little adoption~

-UNISON

[mother-plaguebringer]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!

[chaosrune]

Mind your business~

-C

[chaosrune]

What are you idiots staring at?

[thewinglesswindsinger]

Plaguebringer can’t keep me from drinking a stupid amount of caffeine anymore so you guys let me know which one of these beverages I should drink excessively!!!

Black Tea 🫖

Matcha Tea 🍵

Coffee ☕️

Energy Drink ⚡️

Vanilla Extract 🫘

All of the Above. Combined.

Voting ended onFeb 7, 2023

[chaosrune]

As the voice currently living in your brain, I am worried for the safety of my residence looking at this.

-V

[chaosrune]

WHO PENISED MY FUCKING POL̷͢L IM GONNA KILL Y̶̹͕̪̱̘̹̩̹͠O̪̫͚͈̜̺̻̫̫͇̜̭̰͙̘U

[chaosrune]

:]

The Shade

The Shade

The Shade

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[thewinglesswindsinger]

DON’T BE ̷͖̏Ȁ̴͙͎̓F̷̳̤̄͝R̷͇̝̈͝Ȁ̸̠Ȋ̵͍͙Ḋ̴̥̙̀!̵̝̇͒!̷̰̍!̵̡͗͒ ̶̜͐ͅVOTE FOR ̵̻̕S̷͍͇̿͠H̸̳̣̄͛Ā̶̩͉D̴̰̠̀È̷̝̱̆!̷͓̎̏!̸̫͙̈́̚!̸̦͒͋

[chaosrune]

You're being dramatic.

-V

[chaosrune]

:]

The Shade

The Shade

The Shade

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[chaosrune]

It's ok Shade I voted for you 💖

You are the last decent mortal. How does it feel to be superior to your brethren?