Chaos Theory 101

Pandora is a most peculiar filly. She likes bugs, cookies, trading cards, gems, reading about medieval torture devices, and all things pink and glittery. She is the adorable, mischievous, and unexpected offspring of Princess Twilight Sparkle and Discord, Master of Chaos.

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Noodlecat finally gets a full bio!Check it out here: http://lopoddity.deviantart.com/art/NextGen-Pandora-636765030

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Twilight and baby Pandora~ saw a GIF of Twilight smooching baby Flurry Heart and made me wanna draw Twilight interacting with her own bab tiny Panny was a squeaky bundle of trouble with big floppy ears, lucky Twi was a smart mama that knew to nab her bab before she could eat a bar of soap or something

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"Mooooother!" Princess Luna's ear flicked to catch a familiar whine. With a sigh, she closed her book, and turned to greet the newcomer to her study. "Hello to you too, Artemis." "Mother, I beseech thee to do something at once about Iridescence! The pest simply won't leave me alone! She makes a mess of my things, she drools, she burps, she chews on my books!" Artemis stomped a tiny hoof down, utterly indignant. "Your cousin is but an infant, dear. She is simply doing what babies do." Luna smiled fondly. "As I recall, you were the same way, my little love. You used to chew on your pudgy little hooves and babble and giggle most adorably-" "I would never!" Artemis protested, feathers fluffing up. "Iridescence must learn her place, if she is ever to be a proper heir to the kingdom! As it stands, she is only a...a bothersome little bug!" Artemis glared, and grumbled their next words. "...She's not even a pony." "No, not entirely, but then again, neither are you, child. Possessing mixed lineage does not make either of you less fit to rule." Luna said seriously, before her voice dropped into a playful coo. "Remember that well, my little growly-owly." "Mother!" Artemis turned crimson, mortified. "I told thou to cease with that baby name! Somepony might hear!" Arte shoved a tiny hoof to Luna's muzzle, desperately attempting to silence her. "I am the Queen of the Night. I do as I will." Luna scooped her foal up to her chest, and peppered Artemis' pudgy cheeks with warm kisses, even as Arte squeaked and struggled in protest. "Do you know what I think?" Luna paused momentarily in her assault of affection, glancing down at her child's pout. "I don't think this is about your cousin pestering you at all. I think somepony is jealous that they aren't the baby anymore, so to speak. Perhaps a certain little Artemis is jealous that Auntie Tia doesn't seem to have as much time for snuggles and stories anymore." Luna was surprised when Artemis wilted against her, burying their face against her chest. "Am I correct in this guess, child?" Artemis didn't answer at all, and Luna's sharp ears caught the teeniest of sniffles against her chest. "My poor, proud little Artemis." Luna rocked her foal gently, and Artemis didn't resist, sniffling. "A new baby is nothing to be jealous of. Little Iridescence's presence doesn't mean your Aunt Celestia and I love you any less. Thou may not be the baby anymore, but thou will always be my baby, and my sister and I will love you forever, my little growly-owly." Artemis peered up at her with watery eyes, resting their cheek against her chest. "Promise, mama?" Their voice was small. "I promise. I also promise to do something about Irie chewing up your books, as long as you promise to be nicer to your cousin. You're such a smart child, I'm sure you have much you can teach her." Artemis scrubbed their face and lifted their head haughtily, trying to pretend they hadn't just been blubbering over their mother like the little foal they were. "Y-yes. Yes, that is a good idea, Mother. There's much I can teach Iridescence-perhaps she can shape up to be a proper royal after all. I'll do my best, but I shan't promise a miracle." "I won't ask one of you, little moon. Just that you aren't so quick to snap at her when she tries to cuddle with you. Iridescence loves you too, after all." Luna pressed a sweet kiss to Arte's forehead. "If you say so, Mother. This discussion between royals has left me quite refreshed. I shall adjourn to bed shortly." Artemis frowned, preparing to go. Before they reached the door, they paused, remembering something. "...Will you come tuck me in, mama?" "Of course, Artemis." ~~~~ from my notes: Art will never admit it, but they were definitely jealous when Eerie was born. Who was THIS tiny grub hogging up all of THEIR Auntie Celestia's attention, and getting snuggles that should rightfully be Art's? Artemis is supposed to be the baby! Artemis is supposed to be cooed over and adored! I can see Art trying more and more desperate schemes to catch the attention of Celestia, failing more and more spectacularly, and eventually finally dissolving into sad little whimpers until Celestia scoops them and Eerie up for double snuggles also yeah little artemis is a precocious dork birdie bab that loves their mommy recap that lil grub baby thing is young Princess Iridescence, the daughter of Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis Artemis is the child of Princess Luna and an unknown deceased hippogriff

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coloring with a mouse continues to suck so in my last deviantart poll i asked for new pandoraverse ships, and PB Sandwich/Peachy Keen was suggested a few times it's funny, cuz the two are actually canonically besties Peachy Keen is very good friends with the Pie twins, especially Peebs. PB and Jam often test out new jokes on Peachy to see if they're funny, and make sure she's there for each new comedy show, as they swear her loud laughter is infectious. When the trio break out into song it's enough to put a smile on even the grumpiest pony's face (looking at you, Bruce). Peebs confides in her over his love for Pandora, and she's one of the few ponies that doesn't try to talk him out of his crush and actually takes his feelings seriously. The two of them just get each other and are never afraid to share secrets with the other, as they know they won't get judged for them. They are both timid, shy, and gentle-hearted, and try to support each other when they get hurt by their sharper tongued family members (Magnolia May, Jam). Peebs considers her his best friend besides his sister. Peachy might maybe also have a teeny secret crush on PB that he's woefully oblivious to have i mentioned i'm a sucker for size differences especially when the girl is bigger than the guy seriously if they ever marry Peachy is definitely gonna be the one to carry Peebs over the threshold More notes -PB thinks Peachy gives the best hugs, they're strong enough to crack his back -Peachy normally calls PB "Jim" or "Jimmy", in reference to his middle name James. PB calls her "Peach", or "Miss Keen", if he's feeling especially dorky charming -They watch a loooooot of romantic comedies and eat ice cream together when they're sad

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do pardon the crumminess of this doodle, my tablet up and died so i'm stuck coloring with a mouse til my replacement ships and hoo boy is it a pain in the ass anyway, Peachy Keen exploring her human body type. Peachy is what we call in the biz call "fucking stacked", or "thick as hell", but lifting hay bales and plowing dirt all day will do that Peachy is the tallest and heaviest NextGen in the Pandoraverse and could totally bench press a horse if she wanted, but she's waaaay too shy to showboat like that for all her size and strength, mama Cheerilee and pa Big Macintosh think of her as their precious darlin' baby girl and baby the hell out of her, not that Peachy minds Peachy is a total sweetie romantic at heart and a gentle, (if clumsy as hell) giant, but most people find her intimidating anyway, especially the fellas. No worries, Peach, you'll find love someday, for now be content snuggling your old Smarty Pants doll at night

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"Would you believe ponies around here are actually scared of my dear cousin Artemis? They think dorky old Artie is a vampire or something, just because Arte prowls around at night. What a ridiculous idea! Here I am, an actual vampire in their midst, and they never regard me with anything less than a smile and bow. My poor, sweet, silly ponies." Princess Iridescence, daughter of Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis, gets a complete design retcon/rehaul pretty much changed her last one because she looked too much like Zipperflash, and also not quite enough like her parents i think that giving her a white pelt helps her look deceptively innocent~ until those mandibles come out, that is Irie is pretty creepy (hence her nickname "Eerie"), but hides it way better than Artemis. She's pretty cordial and sociable and ponies typically find her quite warm and inviting. Part of this is due to her changeling magic that imbues her with a sort of natural magnetism. This makes it pretty easy for Irie to pick out new, favorite playthings ponies to mess with

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even more doodles, been pretty into humanized stuff lately here we have 1.) Good morning, Artemis. As heir to the night, Arte really isn't a morning person and they hate being awake after the sun has risen. Lookit that cosmic bedhead and smudgy make-up. Jeez, get it together Arte Arte needs about a gallon of coffee to function in the morning and usually drinks it scalding hot out of the pot Celestia and Iridescence comparatively are quite perky and sing-songy in the morning and make Artemis want to throw themselves off a cliff Eerie in particular is fond of engaging the castle ponies in sweeping, sugary princess-y musical numbers just to annoy Arte, poor bird person do you like their coffee mug it was hand painted special by jamboree sandwich 2.) Testing a design for human Pinkie Pie. I thought her Equestria Girls design was pretty cute, and her mane design and color palette translated well onto a human model. But I'm really not a fan of EQG's ultra homogeneous body types/heights/clothing (seriously why does every girl wear a skirt and clunky knee-high boots??). I feel like Pinkie would be quite petite, the shortest in the Mane Six, and quite a chubster. She was chubby back in her adventurin' days, and got even rounder after having her kids. She's in full Mom! design here, complete with snazzy up-do and mom jeans I meant for her to just be saying "eyyy" in general but it looks like she's breaking the forth wall and gesturing to that other drawing 3.) Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie height comparison. Pinkie is wee, while Cheese is a goddamn redwood tree, all tall and lanky. He loves his beautiful smol chubby wife even though he's gotta practically stoop down to kiss her 4.) Cheese Sandwich has been the easiest humanization thus far. Just kinda channeled Weird Al Yankovic, with curly Einstein hair stfu cheese nobody wants to hear your corny ass dad jokes except cupcake but that's only because she loves you or something Pinkie and Cheese have three kids, and the twins PB and J Sandwich take after daddy Cheese in height and build. Cupcake is built more like Pinkie, quite short and curvy, but much more muscular. Jam is totally jealous she didn't get curves like her mom and Cuppy but they assure here that she's beautiful the way she is (Artemis also assures her of this...eventually)

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"...What are you looking at, guard? Yes, it's an infant skunk...N-no, I wasn't petting it! I was, er, preparing her to feed to one of my eagle owls in the aviary. I certainly haven't named her or anything, I...oh, what art thou even lingering around here for? Doth thou have nothing better to do?! Go guard something before I place thou on permanent latrine cleaning duty!" kilala designed a human artemis (here: http://kilala97.deviantart.com/art/Human-Artemis-615601119?offset=0#comments ) and i had to test the design out for myself, i mean just look at that magnificent feather skirt Arte is lying through their teeth, they love that little baby skunk and let it sleep on their pillow at night and Jam named the skunk "Lollipop" and Jam calls Arte the skunk's mummy and Arte doesn't even mind Jam calls herself the Skunk's uncle ("Skunkle") and they coo over Lollipop together headcanon from from pal Heather Artemis, despite their at times fearsome appearance and predatory instincts, has a soft spot for teeny, fluffy animals, especially if they are young and helpless. It awakens a protective instinct in them to shelter these tiny creatures and shield them from harm. Yes, they are a predator and quite enjoy hunting, but that doesn't mean they don't have a nurturing side to the wildlife that needs help. Artemis has been known to fly home with orphaned or injured creatures and spend weeks diligently nursing them back to health. tldr: arte is a dork ps. arte is nonbinary and identifies as neither male nor female, but rather "they". Pls don't argue about Arte's gender and pronouns in the comments guys that's def not cool oh and bonus headcanon: Arte speaks in Luna's olden English when they're upset, annoyed, flustered, or god forbid, trying to be romantic (results tend to be mixed) I imagine Arte's voice sounds somewhere between Luna's low pitched singing voice in the last Hearth's Warming Eve musical episode, and the voice of Bird Person from Rick and Morty XD

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Artemis with their mane down it's flowy and ethereal just like luna's arte ties it up cuz it's annoying as balls and gets in the way when Arte is out doing archery maybe Jam convinces them to wear it down now and again, she thinks it's so pretty and fun to play with

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quickie doodles exploring one of my favorite nextgen families of mine 1-2.) Testing out designs for Human Rainbow Dash and Dumbbell, not finalized yet. Dumbbell is of course a big snarky jock jerkass, pretty tall and buff. I've always seen Rainbow as pretty petite tho, and of course very athletic. Dumbbell towers over her, but she can still kick his ass in an arm-wrestling match, go figure I know Equestria Girls! Rainbow Dash has long hair, but honestly I can't see her being willing to take time to brush and maintain lengthy hair everyday. Chop dat shet off ....what would pegasi flight racing translate to in the human world? Soccer? EQG Rainbow plays soccer, so lets go with soccer. My human Rainbow is a world-renown soccer champ 3.) One of Stormy's nicknames is FluffButt because as a wee bab, he had quite a fluffy butt. Dumbbell thought his tiny son was very, very, obscenely cute, while Dash swore that his cuteness was only a mere distraction from the future awesomeness contained within, until Bell would get tired of her boasting and sweep his wife and kid up for shut-up-and-lemme-love you snuggles 4.) Human Stormy, drew him to compare with his parents. Seems like the Dash family is pretty into piercings. Fun fact, before Stormy grew up and filled out, he got mistaken for a girl a lot as a young teen. Rosemary assured him it just meant he was pretty 5.) Young Stormy and his baby sisters Ember and Misty. Fun fact, while Stormy was a planned pregnancy, the twins were not, and Rainbow banished Bell to the couch for like a month after receiving the news Since Stormy turned out to be such a flower child, Rainbow wished that her next crotch spawns would finally have her competitive streak she got her wish the twins are competitive af but they also cause a fuck ton of property damage so yeah Stormy loves his baby sisters though and they're usually seen at his heels quick quickie doodles

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Tiny doofy Artemis "Who art thou calling 'cute'?! I am the night!"

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so one of the most common questions i get is "How did Rarity and Applejack make Magnolia May?" the answer is maaaagic Specifically, chaos magic. Applejack and Rarity asked Discord to help them have a foal together this is what happened ...don't trust discord applejack ain't complainin' tho

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Baby Aerostorm and mama Rainbow Dash lil downy baby pegasus wings oh stormy, chewing and preening are not the same thing ya lil doof

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Hey all! Blog's not dead haha, just been busy with commissions/uni/job hunting have a doodle As a kid, mama muzzle nuzzles were one of Pandora's many weaknesses

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oh my I just read description of last Lopoddity’s art AND CAN’T HANDLE IT aaaaaahh DDDDD:

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AHHHHHHHHH it's just how i imagined it, thank you for this sumptious feast of twicord yass lord reblogging cuz related to my last post on draconequus belly rubs

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"Oh, aren't you the sweetest little thing!" Twilight cooed over her grandson, tickling his pudgy belly with her hoof. "You're not going to be a trouble maker like your grandpa, are you?" She whispered conspiratorially, smiling. "You're gonna be my perfect, well-behaved little smarty pants-" "Mother." Pandora's grave voice came from behind Twilight. She towered over Twilight, utterly fluffed up in indignation. "What do you think you're doing?" "Hmm?" Twilight hummed, innocent. "What is it? I'm allowed to fawn over my grandbaby, right?" "Don't you dare play coy." Pan hissed. "I see what you're doing. You are giving my son a belly rub." "Oh, but Panny." Twilight pouted. "Look how he loves it! He's purring, listen." Oddball squirmed happily under his grandmother's affection, holding her hoof in place with his tiny forepaws, begging for more pets. Twilight giggled at the sight. "Goodness, I could never get away with doing this when you were a little cub. You used to bite me whenever I tried-" "Of course. Draconequii are an ancient, magical species, Mother! We are mighty predators, not housecats." Pandora snapped. Oddball chose that moment to let out a mew, and Pan's eye twitched. "The nerve of you, Mom. No true draconequus would ever subject themselves to a belly rub-" "Your father loves them." Twilight mused. "In fact, they're one of the few ways I can get him to relax and be quiet." "Dad is...weird." Pandora faltered. "My point is, we are not to be petted. We are fierce, Mother. Untamed." "I saw Cupcake scratching under your chin five minutes ago, Panny." "But not my belly!" Pan huffed. "It's not to be touched! By anypony! Ever!" Twilight regarded her daughter with a flat look, and Pan begin to crack under it. "I mean..." She wavered."...Nopony but Cupcake. I might roll over and ask for pets from her sometimes, but....b-but I only want two belly pets, maximum! A-anymore than that, and I bite!" "You've bitten Cupcake." Twilight lifted an eyebrow in disbelief. "Of course!" Pan stamped her hoof. "I...I am a ferocious draconequus." Pan pouted. "...I am, Mom." "Sure you are." Twilight nodded. "A totally ferocious draconequus who's definitely not jealous." Twilight teased, suppressing a laugh when Pan flushed crimson, embarrassed. "Fortunately, Oddy here doesn't seem to be quite so ferocious." Oddball giggled when his grandmother leaned down to nuzzle his face. "So I'm gonna spend some quality time with my grandson, before he grows up and gets too fierce for snuggles with grandma. We're going upstairs for story time." Although she'd been teasing before, here Twilight sent her daughter a genuine, gentle smile. "You're welcome to come up and join us, Panny." Pandora watched her mother carry her son upstairs. For a while she sat still, fluffed up, tail lashing, weighing her pride versus a deeply buried need for affection and attention from her mother. Finally, with a frustrated huff of resignation, she stood to her paws to follow. I'm still not gonna let her pet my tummy. ~~~~~ alt title: Pandora has issues, part umpteen draconequii are just big noodle cats headcanon from my good pal RoboHeather: Discord loves to have his belly rubbed by Twilight. When they have their cuddly moments he'll often roll over on his back for belly rubs and go into a trance-like state of purring relaxation when she does it. So naturally, after Pandora was hatched, Twilight assumed her daughter would enjoy the same thing. Judging by the snarls and the way the tiny cub wrapped herself around Twilight's hoof viciously biting, her mother quickly realized that she didn't. This discomfort never went away with Pandora (and even Cupcake learned the hard away to Never Touch The Belly), so imagine Panny's shock when Oddball, her own cub, adores belly rubs from his momma Cupcake. As a little cub Oddy would even go up to Cupcake and tumble over on his back, mewing for petting time, which she happily gives. Pandora just shakes her head and chalks it up to Discord's weirdness showing up in her son.

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"Bugger off, you bloody giant." Bruce scowled, taking a step backward. "You make me feel small when you loom over me like that." "Oh, Brucie." Aerostorm leaned forward and kissed Bruce's nose. "You are small." "I am not." "Downright tiny. Hardly bigger than a mare, even. Teeny-tiny and adorable and-" "I will bite you." Bruce warned, hackles rising. "I mean it, mate-" "And beautiful." Stormy finished, smiling gently. "You're beautiful, Brucie." Bruce's face lit crimson, and his ears pinned back against his head. He made a noise somewhere between a stifled school filly's swoon, and a groan of frustration, before burying his face in Aero's shoulder to hide his blush. Aero waited patiently while the smaller pony resolved his emotional crisis. After a while, Bruce spoke, muffled against Stormy's fur. "...Thank you." "You're welcome, Bruce." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ requests to see more of aerostorm and bruce (sharknado shipping), been a while since i drew love adventures of emotionally constipated grump horse and hippie horse found this doodle and cleaned it up, pardon the mess bruce and aero got a minor design tweak, bruce is now pretty short, while aero is huge, cuz size differences are my jam for those of ya'll new to the party Aerostorm (Stormy, or Aero for short) is the son of Rainbow Dash and Dumbbell Bruce is an OC they have a running theme of pink blossoms, Stormy likes to pick them for Bruce (who usually eats them)