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[shiftythrifting]

the most poorly designed deviled egg distribution dish in the world

found at goodwill in Richmond, VA

[naoto]

My family has this and I ruin Thanksgiving every year

[twinicegiantorbiters]

*clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink* “brrr……sure is wet and windy out….” *adjusts my waterproof cloak made of terracotta roof tiles tighter and keeps walking* *clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink clink*

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[petfinder-names]

[loloftheday]

this one hit close to home

[ruinedchildhood]

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

the most brutal exchange between the british and italians since WW2

[strawberrycinema]

fuck yea white on white crime

[trashboat]

[thatscarletflycatcher]

I love this guy's energy.

[viper-official]

Never insult an Italian like that. We will come for you! XD

[thatscarletflycatcher]

The delivery of the "if my grandma had wheels..." lines is EVERYTHING.

[butchniqabi]

@hannibalapologist

[toastbutteregg]

[dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition]

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[guiltygirl]

my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death

[lagomorphas]

aren’t you tired of being tired don’t you just wanna be not tired?

[c0rpseductor]

heyyy…..just saw you tweeted “i hate heresies and the 1525 german peasants war” and i just wanted to let you know i agree. although i myself am a lutheran (i know ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw i didnt notice how fat your boobs are until now but theyre awesome

[filmnoirsbian]

Leak the fight club letterboxd list

[dukekevingswell]

THESE TAGS THOUGH

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

sorry but we are no longer accepting applications to join our toxic polycule. please wait 9-10 business weeks until one of us has been voted out through trial of competitive strip jenga matches

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[shy-petty-weirdo]

My therapist use to have me play Jenga

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i really hope your therapist did absolutely nothing else mentioned on this post

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[maxknightley]

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

[curseworm]

psychiatry is for suckers