I AM NOT A WOMAN, I'M A GOD

(private rp blog for collisonhq) (dni unless affiliated, or you will be blocked!)

[chaosxmadnessx]

camera's on, she's giulia; the take no shit, forgiveness later, beg no one pardon global superstar who made her name in japan. willing to take down anyone in her way to get to the top, and will stop at nothing to get there, and stay. a beautiful madness.

when things stop rolling, she's simply eimi; dork who has a shy side but once the shell is broken; game over. you've got the lovable goofball with a golden retriever personality off screen to those she loves. cross or hurt her, she'll show you a blurred line between off screen and on, and you'll have a hell of a time getting that trust back.

connections TBD

[chaosxmadnessx]

Never thought I'd enjoy camping...but that's definitely something I need to do again.

[ofcatcclysm-deactivated20260714]

Oh god. You are so much braver than I. If I have anything less than 5G service on my phone, I flip out. And you want me to sleep on the ground?? How do you do it?

[chaosxmadnessx]

Used to camp time to time in Japan. Here wasn't any different...except it cost me twice as much to get the gear. Sometimes, you gotta reconnect with nature.

[chaosxmadnessx]

Never thought I'd enjoy camping...but that's definitely something I need to do again.

[ofcatcclysm-deactivated20260714]

Like … are we talking RV? Are we talking full tent and sleeping bag situation?

[chaosxmadnessx]

Tent, sleeping bag, campfire, the works.

[chaosxmadnessx]

Never thought I'd enjoy camping...but that's definitely something I need to do again.

[chaosxmadnessx]

//I am so sorry I’m still basically useless. Losing the GM at work has meant I have had to step up in ways I didn’t before and between that and being sick…oof.

But I am feeling better, and we’re finding our groove at work, so it’s getting there.

But I also always need things for this nerd if anyone is interested!

[ofcatcclysm-deactivated20260714]

I wish someone would have given me the heads-up when it comes to messing with these wrestlers, because baby...

They're giving m e s s y.

[ofcatcclysm-deactivated20260714]

Yes! As it should be!

Yet, conveniently...I missed the memo.

Is it going to stop me? No. But at least, I know what to expect now! I'm 0-2...

[chaosxmadnessx]

I have an entire speech I made them sit through. I have an entire speech I’ve made friends sit through.

Do I listen to my own advice? Not a chance but no one can say I never warned anyone.

[ofcatcclysm-deactivated20260714]

I wish someone would have given me the heads-up when it comes to messing with these wrestlers, because baby...

They're giving m e s s y.

[chaosxmadnessx]

Would you believe me if I told you...this is actually a warning I have been given and also given to my juniors back home? ...some of them repeatedly..

[bronxbred-deactivated20251017]

ALWAYS REMEMBER.

NEVER FORGET.

That NOTHING beats a Jet 2 Holiday!!

[chaosxmadnessx]

…why? Why would you do this?

[chicagomxde]

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[chaosxmadnessx]

| apologies for the radio silence. work has been something else and we just...had a round of cuts/walk offs so i don't foresee it getting any easier.

i should be around more tomorrow because, the meds are kicking in and it is sleepy time.

[sirenofviolence]

swearing off men until further notice. if god wants me to date again he’ll send a sign in the form of a hot older man with an accent and loads of money who doesn’t know the word no. x

[chaosxmadnessx]

damn...I mean that can't be too hard to find, can it? though, embracing the single life isn't a bad idea.

[chicagomxde]

Gunther looks like the janitor from Scrubs. Change my mind.

[chaosxmadnessx]

I had to look up who that was, but now I can’t unsee it. Damn you.

[chaosxmadnessx]

no matter how old I get, or which country I'm in, there's going to always be one chore I despise doing the most.

And that chore is my laundry....especially ring gear.

[totalvenus]

gosh,  i'm  gonna  get  homesick  💔  but  as  much  of  a  hassle  it  is,  i'd  100%  rather  have  clean  gear  than  stink  up  the  ring  any day.  pretty sure there are  at  home  laundry  services,  though.  think  we  can  somehow  get  a  two-for-one  deal?

[chaosxmadnessx]

I’m not sorry…I’ve been homesick for weeks. …if we can find a two for one deal on an at-home laundry service we need to do it. Because I have absolutely no motivation to do this and if I keep it up I’m im going to have to start dipping into my Stardom gear and I can’t hide the DDM logo on TV.

[chaosxmadnessx]

no matter how old I get, or which country I'm in, there's going to always be one chore I despise doing the most.

And that chore is my laundry....especially ring gear.

[chairmansintent]

gotta admit , laundry is also one of my most hated chores .... that and cleaning. literally cleaning is a chore that i know i have to do but i gotta do it but it's a hassle to find the energy.

[chaosxmadnessx]

i don't mind cleaning. i can get into a zone with cleaning, put something on as background noise, just go room by room til it's done. but laundry? nope. i'd rather do another cage match.

[chaosxmadnessx]

no matter how old I get, or which country I'm in, there's going to always be one chore I despise doing the most.

And that chore is my laundry....especially ring gear.

[totalvenus]

this  just  reminded  me  that  i  still  need  to  peel  myself  off  of  the  couch  and  take  care  of  mine  😩  i've  always  said  that  if  i  ever  get  filthy  rich,  like  with  so  much  money  that  i  wouldn't  even  know  what  to  do  with  it,  the  first  thing  that  i'd  do  is  hire  someone  to  do  my  laundry  for  me.  and  then  a  personal  chef  as  a  close  second.

[chaosxmadnessx]

back in japan i used to barter other chores with the girls to get someone to do my laundry. it worked every single time. now...now i have to either do it, or just let the pile grow and grow and grow and pray eventually i don't run out of clean clothes or gear...

i need to find one of those at home laundry services or something. that's a thing, right?

[chaosxmadnessx]

no matter how old I get, or which country I'm in, there's going to always be one chore I despise doing the most.

And that chore is my laundry....especially ring gear.

[krisstats]

i relate to this feeling unfortunately. not only is it laundry but folding them as well. i don't know how people make it look so easy and get it done quickly. i take a long time since i mess up when it comes to it.

also, why haven't you texted me? did you forget about the friendship we had in stardom? i am broken by this. 😔

[chaosxmadnessx]

the trick to getting it done quickly is don't fold...it's why I just hang everything up or shove it in a drawer if it can't be folded.

I have absolutely texted ....oh...wait no, that text never send did it...oops.

[chaosxmadnessx]

no matter how old I get, or which country I'm in, there's going to always be one chore I despise doing the most.

And that chore is my laundry....especially ring gear.