Not a Bad Guy

CM Punk roleplay blog.

[chicagomxde]

An alcoholic father, a shitty mother and a dishonest brother didn’t stop CM Punk from fulfilling his destiny and becoming number one. The guy with long hair and tattoos all over his body, someone no one would ever bet on, became the greatest star in wrestling today, so much that you hear the crowd chanting his name (for better or worse) even when he isn’t there. Please feel free to think he’s an ego maniac, a narcissist, he couldn’t care less about other people’s opinion, the only one that matters is his. Besides, you couldn’t be more wrong: he’s just aware to be the best.

ROH, AEW, WWE; he conquered them all and he’s not planning to stop until his body literally can’t take it anymore. If you want a sincere and honest opinion, go to him, he won’t refrain from telling you that you suck in something. Sometimes, he can also be a good friend. Don’t invite him to press conferences though, you may not like it. And if you do, make sure to bring muffins or donuts.

If you wanna plot with this Drama Queen, his the❤️and I’ll come to your DMs (or you can message me directly and say ‘hey fuck face let’s plot’, I promise I won’t bite). He's divorced from April. Ships are based on chemistry. Discord on request.

[damenxt]

Am I still pissed about Tuesday? Yes so don't talk to me. Talk to me if you bring me sushi.

[chicagomxde]

why should I say that you suck?

[damenxt]

Am I still pissed about Tuesday? Yes so don't talk to me. Talk to me if you bring me sushi.

[chicagomxde]

currently doing it, i'm in front of a mirror, what should I do now?

[t3xsun]

meet and greet is complete and the last question i expected to be asked today was “ can you put me in the devil’s kiss? “ and truthfully, estoy cansada.

[chicagomxde]

i thought you heard it so many times, since people are really unoriginal nowadays. what did you do to them?

[damenxt]

Am I still pissed about Tuesday? Yes so don't talk to me. Talk to me if you bring me sushi.

[chicagomxde]

*gasp* do you really think I'd be sarcastic with you?

[myster1os]

[ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : yeah, AFTER taunting my whole ass family. and she doesn't have to deal with you, i do! [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : what? you want me to lie?? he probably just wants me to peddle his damn t-shirts [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : no?????

[chicagomxde]

[📲 little dipshit] -> those are just details, I'm also good friends with your dad now. Speaking of, have you finally made up? [📲 little dipshit] -> if he wants that you should do that, you already saw what happens if you get on his bad side... [📲 little dipshit] -> next time you meet him take a closer look. But don't tell him about it because he's very sensitive

[finishertasks]

OPENING DAY MEMES. please reblog the post and link your askbox if you are participating.

WRESTLING PROMPTS | FRIENDLY FIRE SENTENCE STARTERS

[chicagomxde]

ASKBOX

[punksrhea]

I am a gold medal habitual lying stepper. I will say, and I will do what I please to get the advantage...

[myster1os]

[ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : you get what you get for bullying me when i was 12, you fucker [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : danhausen is a pendejo and all you wanted to do was bask in my suffering. i see you villain [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : . . . what????

[chicagomxde]

[📲 little dipshit] -> I ONLY SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR SISTER! And me and her are cool, that means she liked it, why didn't you? [📲 little dipshit] -> he said hello to you and you were all like '1T'S n0T n1c£ to m3eT yoU!111!111' so don't blame him, he was trying to be your friend [📲 little dipshit] -> you didn't notice?

[myster1os]

[ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : because you are old. i might have aged you down a lil if you picked something cool [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : you're not even checking up on me! you're just rubbing that fucker who cursed me in my face as well as the loss of my title 😩 [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : you live to torment me, why would i do anything else but complain???

[chicagomxde]

[📲 little dipshit] -> we both know that's bullshit and that you would never age me down, since to you I was 80 even when I was 30. But I'll take it, being old is not bad [📲 little dipshit] -> no I was just testing you, to see if you remembered what happened. Listen, Danhausen is a nice guy, I think you should give him a chance, you two could become friends [📲 little dipshit] -> did you notice he doesn't have nipples?

[myster1os]

[ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : soap carving?? god, you really are like 70 years old [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : you're full of shit and you know it [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : out here harassing me when i'm injured!

[chicagomxde]

[📲 little dipshit] -> 😔 you were gonna call me old even if I said that my new hobby was, i don't know, video editing. it's fun, you should try! [📲 little dipshit] -> I am not harassing you, and if I didn't message you would've complained that I don't check on you when you're injuried! [📲 little dipshit] -> you have the tendency to constantly complain when it comes to me and I have never understood why

[damenxt]

Am I still pissed about Tuesday? Yes so don't talk to me. Talk to me if you bring me sushi.

[chicagomxde]

you wanted sushi and I'm bringing sushi, stop complaining.

[myster1os]

[ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : i hate you [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : i've always hated you [ ✉ : WASHED OLD FUCK (TIO PHIL) ] : GET A HOBBY, OLD MAN

[chicagomxde]

[📲 little dipshit] -> i've actually started to do soap carving, it's pretty fun [📲 little dipshit] -> no but I didn't send those, I think my phone has been cursed [📲 little dipshit] -> kinda like you right before you lost the ic title to penta!

[damenxt]

Am I still pissed about Tuesday? Yes so don't talk to me. Talk to me if you bring me sushi.

[chicagomxde]

i'll bring sushi and i'll eat it all, in that case would you still talk to me?

[chicagomxde]

@myster1os [📲 little dipshit] -> PICTURE ATTACHED [📲 little dipshit] -> PICTURE ATTACHED [📲 little dipshit] -> PICTURE ATTACHED [📲 little dipshit] -> PICTURE ATTACHED [📲 little dipshit] -> PICTURE ATTACHED

[blckmsks]

danhausen  has  three  shirts  now,  and  a  pillow.  that  means  danhausen  gets  to  eat  the  last  donut  from  the  food  table...and  will  also  have  all  of  the  human  monies.

[chicagomxde]

danhausen it's pepsi phil, would you share that last donut? I can give you human monies if you do.

[mypoproxs]

I lost the battle of getting Ariana Grande tickets and I refuse to feed into the greediness of resellers.. so I'm asking someone else to do it 🤗

Who wants to buy this cutie girl tickets to one of her favorites?

[chicagomxde]

Took you long enough to admit it. Hope you have fun.