Incorrect Quotes

Any posts with Undertale au in the tags are incorrect, so please ignore that tag. I apologize for the mistake. This is also not undertale related, It's just on my Twitter Im used to doing undertale content.

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Strider: I'm not creepy. Strider: I'm petty. Strider: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Suzu: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

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Jalin: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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Evon, to Cobalt: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate~

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Ash: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Cinder: Hello friends! The Squad:

Cider: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

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Orev: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Raj, watching power lines fall down: Amil, Faer! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

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Saun: I hope they've calmed down... Raj: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.

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Jalin: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake? Jalin & Orev: One, two, three- Jalin & Orev: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks! Stavra: Our turn, Ash! One, two, three- Stavra: Vanilla! Romero: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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Suzu: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Faer: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’ Faer: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

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Stavra: Suzu and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.

Jalin: What did you do?

Stavra: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-

Suzu: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Suzu: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Raj: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

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Suzu: "29-34 Give a particular ecosystem and explain how could it be protected."

Suzu: Help.

Jalin: Forests, stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.

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Romero: Can I have some water? Saun: *starts chugging their water bottle* Saun: *chokes from drinking too fast* Saun: *spills water all over themself* Saun, coughing: I don't have any water.

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*Loon teaching Cinder to drive and taking Dea along for the ride* Loon: That's a pothole. To the left! Cinder: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Ash, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Cinder: I don't think that's how the song goes. Dea, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Ash: Country Roads. Cinder: To the place. Ash and Cinder in unison: I Belong! Dea, crying harder: What the fuck?