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[haunted-melancholy]

Kurt Cobain & Krist Novoselic - circa 90s

[chaotic-energee]

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I did NOT

Get a fucking girlfriend and now I’m

M A D😤

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

But I did!

-Get a crush on a girl who thinks of me like a b r o

I’ve been bro-zoned

I am-

M U P S E T💀

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I GOT OVER THAT GIRL AND NOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO T E N D E R L Y BUT CORONA HAD TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT IM HAPPY

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

she fucking dumped me bro I’m heartbroken.

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

ALRIGHT LADIES SO ITS PRIDE AGAIN AND I’M YET AGAIN ASKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE I SHOULD START PRAYING?

[phatphussyxx]

update:

After this me and this girl went out again a few more times and she kept dumping me. The last time we went out I dumped her (power to me😍) because everyone told me to, they were so sure it was a good idea so I thought it was too. So I did and now she doesn’t talk to me and I miss her I’m YEARNING. Also I think I have an upcoming crush on a friend help.

[chaotic-energee]

So me and ex talked again and now we’ve plannned a life or some shit together so. idk that’s just how lesbians work.

[chaotic-energee]

these updates keep getting sadder but I am now buds with that person and we aren’t gonna live our life together, since that point I have dated their friend who ended up pressuring me into some sexual shit and then sexting with this other person who also kinda pressured me into sexual shit. I am depressed and ugly, the monarchy is in pieces, dantdm is having a fucking baby, what the fuck is going on.

[chaotic-energee]

GUYS

update

so I just confessed my feelings for my ex and they like me back and ahhhh my heart is full of luv and we just said goodnight to each other and they said “awh gn cutie <3” *dies*

I hope this works out!!!!😁

[chaotic-energee]

It didn’t work out but we DID meet up for the first time! silver linings. I don’t rlly like them like that anymore anyway so it’s cool. It’s august so I’ll go pride soon.

[chaotic-energee]

BEST UPDATE YET

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I ADORE HER WEVE BEEN DATING A MONTH!!!!!! ITS LIKE MY FIRST REAL RELATIONSHIP NOW I COME TO THINK OF JT AND ITS LIKE NO ONE ELSE MATTERS ANYMORE

GAY WINS

[caylaxmerie-blog]

my friend: hey u ok

 me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

 me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

[chaotic-energee]

LAMOSSHSHS

[cutepetsuwu]

The darkness. The destroyer of worlds.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chaotic-energee]

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I did NOT

Get a fucking girlfriend and now I’m

M A D😤

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

But I did!

-Get a crush on a girl who thinks of me like a b r o

I’ve been bro-zoned

I am-

M U P S E T💀

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I GOT OVER THAT GIRL AND NOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO T E N D E R L Y BUT CORONA HAD TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT IM HAPPY

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

she fucking dumped me bro I’m heartbroken.

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

ALRIGHT LADIES SO ITS PRIDE AGAIN AND I’M YET AGAIN ASKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE I SHOULD START PRAYING?

[phatphussyxx]

update:

After this me and this girl went out again a few more times and she kept dumping me. The last time we went out I dumped her (power to me😍) because everyone told me to, they were so sure it was a good idea so I thought it was too. So I did and now she doesn’t talk to me and I miss her I’m YEARNING. Also I think I have an upcoming crush on a friend help.

[chaotic-energee]

So me and ex talked again and now we’ve plannned a life or some shit together so. idk that’s just how lesbians work.

[chaotic-energee]

these updates keep getting sadder but I am now buds with that person and we aren’t gonna live our life together, since that point I have dated their friend who ended up pressuring me into some sexual shit and then sexting with this other person who also kinda pressured me into sexual shit. I am depressed and ugly, the monarchy is in pieces, dantdm is having a fucking baby, what the fuck is going on.

[chaotic-energee]

GUYS

update

so I just confessed my feelings for my ex and they like me back and ahhhh my heart is full of luv and we just said goodnight to each other and they said “awh gn cutie <3” *dies*

I hope this works out!!!!😁

[chaotic-energee]

It didn’t work out but we DID meet up for the first time! silver linings. I don’t rlly like them like that anymore anyway so it’s cool. It’s august so I’ll go pride soon.

[chaotic-energee]

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I did NOT

Get a fucking girlfriend and now I’m

M A D😤

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

But I did!

-Get a crush on a girl who thinks of me like a b r o

I’ve been bro-zoned

I am-

M U P S E T💀

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I GOT OVER THAT GIRL AND NOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO T E N D E R L Y BUT CORONA HAD TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT IM HAPPY

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

she fucking dumped me bro I’m heartbroken.

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

ALRIGHT LADIES SO ITS PRIDE AGAIN AND I’M YET AGAIN ASKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE I SHOULD START PRAYING?

[phatphussyxx]

update:

After this me and this girl went out again a few more times and she kept dumping me. The last time we went out I dumped her (power to me😍) because everyone told me to, they were so sure it was a good idea so I thought it was too. So I did and now she doesn’t talk to me and I miss her I’m YEARNING. Also I think I have an upcoming crush on a friend help.

[chaotic-energee]

So me and ex talked again and now we’ve plannned a life or some shit together so. idk that’s just how lesbians work.

[chaotic-energee]

these updates keep getting sadder but I am now buds with that person and we aren’t gonna live our life together, since that point I have dated their friend who ended up pressuring me into some sexual shit and then sexting with this other person who also kinda pressured me into sexual shit. I am depressed and ugly, the monarchy is in pieces, dantdm is having a fucking baby, what the fuck is going on.

[chaotic-energee]

GUYS

update

so I just confessed my feelings for my ex and they like me back and ahhhh my heart is full of luv and we just said goodnight to each other and they said “awh gn cutie <3” *dies*

I hope this works out!!!!😁

[chaotic-energee]

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I did NOT

Get a fucking girlfriend and now I’m

M A D😤

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

But I did!

-Get a crush on a girl who thinks of me like a b r o

I’ve been bro-zoned

I am-

M U P S E T💀

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I GOT OVER THAT GIRL AND NOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO T E N D E R L Y BUT CORONA HAD TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT IM HAPPY

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

she fucking dumped me bro I’m heartbroken.

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

ALRIGHT LADIES SO ITS PRIDE AGAIN AND I’M YET AGAIN ASKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE I SHOULD START PRAYING?

[phatphussyxx]

update:

After this me and this girl went out again a few more times and she kept dumping me. The last time we went out I dumped her (power to me😍) because everyone told me to, they were so sure it was a good idea so I thought it was too. So I did and now she doesn’t talk to me and I miss her I’m YEARNING. Also I think I have an upcoming crush on a friend help.

[chaotic-energee]

So me and ex talked again and now we’ve plannned a life or some shit together so. idk that’s just how lesbians work.

[chaotic-energee]

these updates keep getting sadder but I am now buds with that person and we aren’t gonna live our life together, since that point I have dated their friend who ended up pressuring me into some sexual shit and then sexting with this other person who also kinda pressured me into sexual shit. I am depressed and ugly, the monarchy is in pieces, dantdm is having a fucking baby, what the fuck is going on.

[small-lightning]

Karl: *makes a simple pun*

Technoblade: you are on thin fucking ice

[scsmprtrnns]

tubbo’s character arcs are s o incredibly fucking fun and well written. all the way from the beginning, through a spy, a failed president, to just some dude living in a little military-base-commune type of place, handling nukes ??? with a family ?????

chef’s kiss

[chaotic-energee]

y’all ever just zone out while ur parents are going off on u for no reason and think damn ma I’ve been trying not to kill myself for almost 3 years now just for you ‼️can you at least show me some sympathy😂😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[curlicuecal]

MARRRRRRRCH

[chaotic-energee]

Banner: I’m cold :(

Thor: here, have my jacket baby

Banner: :)

Bucky: I’m cold too! :(

Same throwing a lighter at buck: go wild.

Bucky: >:(

[chaotic-energee]

missing my famous era

[incorrectvsuga]

Reblog this and I’ll send you a phanart in your submission box that might somehow go along with your blog.

[nightmare-attendant]

This has never and will never fail to make me laugh

[literaphobe]

fun chill way for jake to come out in a cold open:

jake walks into the precinct from the lift, towards his desk where amy is with a brochure

amy brings up this amazing bi cop organization and jakes like “oh cool! did you tell rosa about it?” and shes like “yes but she turned me down :( so i decided to see if you’re interested”

jake is like “well that organization sounds hecka dope, but why would you think i’d be interested?” and amy makes this confused face and goes “because you’re… bi”

he gets flustered 

naturally

and is like “whaaaaaaaaaat?! i’m not bi, i’m just an amazingly cool ally who like, completely respects my boundaries as a-”

cut to montage of jake and many suggestive interactions he’s had w men throughout his life, one of which he makes out with a dude while drunk

cut back to jake, looking like he’s stumbled upon a revelation

“holy sh*t”

*b99 theme song plays*

[chaotic-energee]

It’s pride!

And if I don’t get a girlfriend (which would be my first) then I’m going to be rather-

Upset

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I did NOT

Get a fucking girlfriend and now I’m

M A D😤

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

But I did!

-Get a crush on a girl who thinks of me like a b r o

I’ve been bro-zoned

I am-

M U P S E T💀

[chaotic-energee]

Update:

I GOT OVER THAT GIRL AND NOW I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I LOVE HER SO T E N D E R L Y BUT CORONA HAD TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT IM HAPPY

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

she fucking dumped me bro I’m heartbroken.

[chaotic-energee]

UPDATE:

ALRIGHT LADIES SO ITS PRIDE AGAIN AND I’M YET AGAIN ASKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND, MAYBE I SHOULD START PRAYING?

[phatphussyxx]

update:

After this me and this girl went out again a few more times and she kept dumping me. The last time we went out I dumped her (power to me😍) because everyone told me to, they were so sure it was a good idea so I thought it was too. So I did and now she doesn’t talk to me and I miss her I’m YEARNING. Also I think I have an upcoming crush on a friend help.

[chaotic-energee]

So me and ex talked again and now we’ve plannned a life or some shit together so. idk that’s just how lesbians work.