silly jellyghoty

it reads jelly fish in case you've been wondering

[sunthoon]

Mock poster for a fake post-PHM cartoon

Featuring a whole bunch of lovely Eridians I snagged off of Art Fight and Discord! Thanks for letting me borrow your rocks

[silly-jellyghoty]

I would watch the hell out if it for sure!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[cipheramnesia]

The first time I saw a post making fun of them was the first time I learned about them and I bought a pair on the spot cuz my ass is hot af.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Yes! Use your free will! Wear comfy clothes out of spite!

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[finelythreadedsky]

#sooo would it be better for the phone to be fully charged or does it also have to be dead @h0wlcastle

hm by analogy to the ritual cancellation or 'killing' of items like swords, mirrors, or other metal objects in bronze/iron age burials by bending/folding/breaking them or (among the etruscans at least) inscribing them with "for the tomb," i do think the phone should also be dead. ideally also the screen should be very shattered so as to render it unfit for use by the living.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Don't forget to kill it by removing the batery instead of just keeping it in. The Styxpass doesn't care either way, but there's no reason to contaminate the actual burrial site with lithium leaching out.

[atrusovaartist]

acrylic, canvas 90 * 70 cm «silence» 2019

[silly-jellyghoty]

I love the colour palette of this one 💙🩷🩵💚

[atrusovaartist]

Acrylic on canvas, 50 × 50 cm

“Ripples in the Sky”

I really love the sea.

I was born far away from it, surrounded by forests, fields, rivers and lakes. I didn’t see the sea for the first time until I was about seventeen, when I finally traveled to the Black Sea.

Before I got married, I traveled and spent my holidays by the sea whenever I could. I never needed a swimming pool. I could spend hours by the water, watching sunrises and sunsets. It never felt too hot or too cold. I simply loved being there.

After I met my husband, we started spending more time at lakes instead. I adapted to his interests because I wanted us to spend more time together.

And then the children came, and I brought the sea back into my life ,but in a very different way.

Anyone who has children will probably understand. Sand gets everywhere, the sea is salty, their eyes sting, the beach is too hot… and somehow the swimming pool always wins.So for almost ten years now, most of my holidays have been spent by the pool.But wherever we travel, I still try to find my way back to the sea. Even if it’s only for a short walk, just to look at it, or to sit quietly on the shore in the evening and watch the sun disappear.

This painting came from one of those evenings in 2021.

Some things in our lives change completely. But somehow, we keep finding little ways back to the things we love.

[letoscrawls]

Solar eclipse from Tuscany, Italy :)

[silly-jellyghoty]

Beautiful!

[homunculus-argument]

A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.

"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."

[el-rombo]

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that

[silly-jellyghoty]

Sad beige kids room for parents aeathetics. Except the kid doesn't care because they are colourblind and are perfectly happy being surrounded by neutral to warm earthy and wooden items. As long as these items come with a contrast between white, capuchino, cinnamon, and chocolate, the actual dominant colour of choice is irrelevant.

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#my bag got checked for meat products lmao#but like it was so fair#i didnt finish a burrito and put it in my bag but i threw it out before i got to that area#so understandably the sniffer dogs sniffed that and i had to explain after my bag got dismantled#it was less stressful than how many cops got called during my layover because i had a dollhouse telescope#that they thought was a bullet#and there's only so stressful that could be since it's not a bullet

Loving the idea of getting stopped for maybe having a bullet when you didn't have a gun. What did they think you were going to do with it.

[silly-jellyghoty]

The problem with bullets is that they go boom if you smack the end with something pointy hard enough. You can absolutely shoot a person from point blank with a bullet and a gutted out modified pen. A gun is just making that process more precise and less likely to fuck up your hands along the way. There is a historic functional tiny caliber ring revolver. It's really not a rocket science to kill or at least hurt a person if you have a fraction of a gram gunpowder on you.

[softandsleepyboy]

I did a picrew!

[kerplunk-pup]

This is so fun !!

[silly-jellyghoty]

BEHOLD! My shit

This is awfully close to how my desk looks like at all times

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sam Handwich.

[sufficientlylargen]

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

[zooperdoopers]

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

[sufficientlylargen]

Oh, wary dell vone

[zooperdoopers]

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down. 

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls. 

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

[vinceaddams]

[jofiah]

[silly-jellyghoty]

Well done, pikiwedia! Wo mhat thou bo ye dest - me a benace!

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[n7punk]

Every NileRed video is like "I've always wanted to take a napalm bomb and turn it into delicious chewie Lifesavers, but I never had the equipment to disarm one. However, I've managed to acquire a $3000 specialized machine from Alibaba and now I'm ready to get started"

[naamahdarling]

"First I remove every safety mechanism from the machine. We can repurpose that stuff later."

[silly-jellyghoty]

"Second I put on safety glasses and no other PPE. If this goes wrong, they wouldn't matter, but at least i want to have a clear view. For science."

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[emziess]

Rocky Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[silly-jellyghoty]

I love him

[threebodybot]

m1=21.5 m2=30.2 m3=8.4 (solar masses) v1x=3.205 v1y=1.598 v2x=-1.038 v2y=6.036 v3x=4.304 v3y=0.497 (km/s) x1=7.0 y1=-23.0 x2=-35.0 y2=21.0 x3=-7.0 y3=7.0 (AU from center) Music: The Blue Danube Waltz – Strauss

[silly-jellyghoty]

The red is the match maker, yellow and blue are the happily ever after couple