Welcome to hell--

i exist

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

wh……….

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh if you go to that blog

And click that link

The binary in the image from the blog post translates to the password you need here which gets you this

And that url takes you here

I don’t have any idea what the code on the t-shirt is supposed to be tho

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay it’s a decimal code that translates to tumblr godknowsnone?

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

On that blog there’s like a captcha image and a long binary string. Stay tuned!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Okay that binary translates to ascii code

Which then translates to this

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

So when we log in to that email account

There’s not much there except this vimeo link in the drafts folder

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

The video is just 19 seconds of a very windy kind of woodsy area with a pond and a shortened url displayed over it

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

so that link takes you to this youtube video

and if you scroll down theres only one comment

click on the user and they dont have any videos, but their about page has a link

the link takes you to this freetexthost page, but im not sure what this text is code for

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

“check it out then go way back”

if you go way back to the original blog @nn17gkn

“cbg juj uk fb? Ouppx obpx pbfxc 7xfpb uo jbq? bap” is the first post

using this cypher that post translates to:

You did it now Gimme some money venmo is docworm

[momowaowa]

ok but they posted something new.

if you use the same website from before, it converts to

“Thanks for playing how about round two this is a gays only event hettys need not apply“ (first of all fuckin amazing)

but then the link leads you to this picture

which honestly idk what to do with, someone continue this.

[seasonaldepressionmp3]

thanks for adding this!!!!! i started looking into it

so if you brighten that image super high theres a link on the left side

that link takes you to a freetexthost page with this vimeo link: https://vimeo.com/277172453

the way the camera focuses in this video is morse code and me and @bitchface—mcgee translated it to: tmdlrrecurring17

we have no idea what this means and we’re stuck, if someone knows what this could be pls add on !!!!!

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

It’s still going y'all!!!!

[slimate]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

I might be wrong but I think y'all might’ve mistranslated the Morse code. It might say tumblr recurring17

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

WE GOT FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN DKCNFSLXKFNRMDCKFNDMXKCNXNFJSLSSJ

[emmersdrawberry]

The Old God that runs the internet

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Cannot believe this journey is back on my dash

[eggastential-biscuits]

This is legendary and lagging my phone.

[four-hargreaves-deactivated2022]

Y'all are fucking Sherlocks. Wow

[vickytokio]

This is absolutely amazing from start to finish

[eicreators-rp]

Inkres's Family

1. Gly (His Biological mother)

2. Sycle (his biological father)

3. BlackHole (little brother)

4. Xzule (little cousin)

[chaotic-loon]

Your welcome!

[chaotic-loon]

Undertale OC I've called Jinx, there's no reason for his white markings, I just thought they'd hit his character

He also works in delivery's, he is also a minor, 17 to be exact-

Hope you like him-

[chaotic-loon]

This is a WIG he wears btw-

[eicreators-rp]

While I'm at it-

*holding a box of tissues for Silver*

You want one?

Silver: I really appreciate it

[goblinsatchel]

[chaotic-loon]

Holy- That looks awesome!

[chaotic-loon]

Post something.

Done

[chaotic-loon]

Undertale OC I've called Jinx, there's no reason for his white markings, I just thought they'd hit his character

He also works in delivery's, he is also a minor, 17 to be exact-

Hope you like him-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

The fact you post so much shows you have less of a life than I do-

and yet u still want my attention

[chaotic-loon]

Because your reactions are funny and I know your lonely enough that you'll respond-

I'm a degenerate- what's your excuse-?

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

so you admit that you want my attention ... omg.... my excuse is. I don't have one <3 plus if I didnt answer you'd probably send more

[chaotic-loon]

Indeed

Because..

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I like spamming people

Also because I like to see if anyone would actually get pissed off at me for the shit I do here-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

The fact you post so much shows you have less of a life than I do-

and yet u still want my attention

[chaotic-loon]

Because your reactions are funny and I know your lonely enough that you'll respond-

I'm a degenerate- what's your excuse-?

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

My knee still hurts cuz I hit it straight on on the floor,,, but mostly,,, Yeah,, this'll just end up on my list of stupid ways I injured myself without breaking a bone,,, honestly when we meet up irl,,, I'm going to show you all my scars,,, I have about... 13 burn scars on both my arms lmao,,,

sweetheart please be careful 😭 im gonna have to wrap u up in bubble wrap and carry u around. but I'm not really. accident prone. I have a scar on my index and middle finger joint from missing my knife sharpener once but that's about it so i think we'll balance each other out

[chaotic-loon]

This is why I both worry and don't at the same time

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

wym king

[chaotic-loon]

Your both on a level of dumbass that I do not worry because

- It's expected from you two

But also, I worry because there's a chance you could fuck up and actually get severally hurt.

You've both ascended to a level that nobody can even phathom

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

My knee still hurts cuz I hit it straight on on the floor,,, but mostly,,, Yeah,, this'll just end up on my list of stupid ways I injured myself without breaking a bone,,, honestly when we meet up irl,,, I'm going to show you all my scars,,, I have about... 13 burn scars on both my arms lmao,,,

sweetheart please be careful 😭 im gonna have to wrap u up in bubble wrap and carry u around. but I'm not really. accident prone. I have a scar on my index and middle finger joint from missing my knife sharpener once but that's about it so i think we'll balance each other out

[chaotic-loon]

This is why I both worry and don't at the same time

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

NOT THE SPONSORED PORN HELP

[chaotic-loon]

You say that like your new to the Internet-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

you're so not caught up 😭 tumblr has a porn ban. yknow. No Porn. and someone paid for their porn on Tumblr Dot Com to be Broadcasted to the Masses

[chaotic-loon]

Unfortunately there's still Taco and the Hotdog here in one way or another my dear tormented soul

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

NOT THE SPONSORED PORN HELP

[chaotic-loon]

You say that like your new to the Internet-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLp5dEGX/

Not exactly sure of it'll work but take it-

I'll have to open it whenever i get off of work 😭 give me like an hour or smth

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

pog slander ! v true . you've earned a follow for ur amazing y/n slander I hate that bitch fr

[chaotic-loon]

Dumbass you already follow me.

And yes, MC is superior

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

Not on tiktok <3 u r stuck with me

[chaotic-loon]

Your literally a simping clown for my sister, I'm stuck with you regardless whether I like it or not-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

do I really post that much I came back to forty notifs

[chaotic-loon]

Yes.

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

okay but u love me so that makes up for it. right

[chaotic-loon]

I'd rather screw Voldermort-

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

WHO SAID ANYTHINV LIKE THATTJSBD

[chaotic-loon]

Daz - " Okay but you love me so that makes up for it right "

Sounds an awful like sayin stuff.

Ya clown

[kleptoparasite-deactivated20240]

You edgy motherfucker 😭

[chaotic-loon]

It's a talent what can I say