I am obscene to you, but to myself, I simply am.

• Anubis • 21 • Xe/Xem • - I post 18+ stuff on here sometimes so minors please filter out #suggestive, I know I can’t stop you from following me but I do post nsfw topics, so be warned. I hate proshippers btw.

[spitbruise]

are you the same anubis from the hamilton(?) amino from like 2020

hello what yeah i was there

[narcissa-black-supermacy]

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[cartoonrival]

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[kassy-djomunson]

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[maja-paja]

[dogpuppy]

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[wolfisblank]

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[dogpuppy]

[mischeva]

?? Wait what happened with emuartworks??

A lot has happened and I’m not even sure how much I’m allowed to publicly say at this current time, but she’s 100% a proshipper and lies about not being one to make herself look better. She has not only personally affected me in extremely negative ways, but also my friends and people I care about so much so that she was banned from a server I’m in because she dug herself into a hole so bad she couldn’t dig her way out. She’s extremely manipulative and has made multiple horrible false accusations on others, myself included. She’s also fetishized several different groups of people and has actively dismissed SA survivors. Please don’t harass her by any means I don’t want this dragged out, I just want people to stay safe by avoiding her all together. ✌️

[daedalusmachine]

Nonbinary people,... Thank you.......! You are awesome and will live forever

[gumy-shark]

i feel like we’re all a little bit too used to living in a world where elephants exist. what do you MEAN they do all that shit with their nose

[gingik]