[mortrite]

Chinese take out: $10.50 Gas to get there: $3.25 Getting home and realising they forgot to give you one of your containers: riceless

[dekuzmum]

I HATE THIS FUCKING SITE SO MUCH

[garmbreak1]

why the fuck is protein in everything now

[mitigatedchaos]

I'm with the people who think it's Ozempic.

There were rumors that Ozempic/GLP-1s result in the loss of muscle mass. This makes sense if they change diet volume but not diet composition, so someone that was previously eating enough protein but also too much junk food starts eating both less protein and less junk food.

There were also rumors that food purchases were declining enough for Walmart to notice.

Combining these two leads to it being rational for junk food manufacturers to sell smaller amounts of food, with added protein, at higher prices, to appeal to Ozempic users and restore revenue.

I think this will go much better than the earlier "fat free (added sugar)" fad.

[isaacsapphire]

The Walmart thing was an early one: since Walmart has a pharmacy, they could easily link together the first shoppers who went onto Ozempic with changes in their shopping cart and realize that Ozempic prescriptions very reliably changed buying habits.

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

they were putting protein in everything before ozempic. i recall trying Protein Gatorade and throwing up before ozempic. seems more plausible that it's a response to the mainstreaming of gym culture in the 2010s

[gearboxpraexology]

Gatorade is a different animal though, and did have a market to capture within gym culture. Pop Tarts not so much.

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[riflebrass]

I don't just digress. You caught me monologuing.

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[gearboxpraexology]

I need to start seeing AIPAC Tracker pages for youtubers, holy shit.

[bmd2026]

[luckykittycolor]

[bonnettbee]

[tobacconist]

worst kind of pain

headache

stomach ache

toothache

ball ache

period pains

bone/joint pain

heart pain

earache

organ pain (ie kidney, liver, pancreas, etc)

uti

emotional pain

other

Remaining time: 6 days 18 hours

[germanslav]

Gotta start the day right.

[jabberding0]

Medieval Building Tech

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[riflebrass]

I understand that if they’re that bad you shouldn’t keep eating but no, Anon only ate 7 wings. This drum vs flat nonsense is just a corporate ploy to take the smallest piece of chicken and give you even less.

[gearboxpraexology]

I've never seen a place that didn't count each wing section as one piece. I do get eating them even if they were bad though. If it's not bad enough to go and demand my money back, I'm still making sure the money didn't go to waste.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[riflebrass]

I understand that if they’re that bad you shouldn’t keep eating but no, Anon only ate 7 wings. This drum vs flat nonsense is just a corporate ploy to take the smallest piece of chicken and give you even less.

[gearboxpraexology]

I've never seen a place that didn't count each wing section as one piece. I do get eating them even if they were bad though. If it's not bad enough to go and demand my money back, I'm still making sure the money didn't go to waste.

[diversityland]

"A crashout ensues near a children's bumper boat ride as a man threatens to punch and kill a woman at Diversityland."

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is the lead photo in the listing.

This is real. Why couldn't they just feature this one? Anyway, if you're looking for something different, this is it. The 2024 home in Occidental, CA is also Fire & Earthquake resistant, plus virtually noise-free. It has 2bds, 3ba, 3,068sqft, Reduced $50k to $1.699m. You have to see the main bath. I was completely fooled, b/c I didn't realize that they messed with the photos, at first.

Custom-made map gate.

The lanterns on the walls are held by these weird looking hands.

Very open concept.

They call this a gourmet kitchen, but it's so small. The counter isn't even big enough for seating.

The medallion in the floor in front of the kitchen.

This is the primary bedroom.

I don't like this trend of no doors on closets. I don't want to look at clothes and shoes, etc.

Apparently, there's room for a seating area.

The main bath. I guess it's supposed to look like a real archaeological dig? B/c the head looks funny. The tail looks like corn on the cob.

Interesting bath.

The 2nd bd. was a child's room.

I like the wall murals.

The 2nd bath is a shower room.

There's this large room off the garage, that I thought was a rec room.

But, it's got an exposed toilet and a utility sink for the laundry.

I thought that this small room off the big room was for the laundry.

Then, back here, there's the power plant stuff. Creepy. I have an irrational fear of stuff like this.

More stuff outside.

I don't know what this is. Some sort of an outdoor room.

Behind the house there's a patio and what looks like a pond and a sculpture.

1.28 acres

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2264-Joy-Ridge-Rd-Occidental-CA-95465/15812442_zpid/?

[icebreakkker]

Peace In The Levant Can Be Achieved If We Abolish Israel

[greelin]

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

[segamascott]

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

[parkayquarts]

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

[gearboxpraexology]

But was she fixated on the batteries for their own sake, or does she have a toy at home that's a mere 4 D-cells away from making enough noise and flashing lights to keep mom awake for the nexy week?