im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground
it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found
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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground
it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found
the notes on this post are SENDING me
Holy shit, dude decided that since people found out he was a fake retarded hack the only recourse was to kill himself.
First sign of intelligence he's shown.
Who would win
Miss Piggy
Angel from Buffy
It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point
They just keep finding new ways to segregate black people in the name of inclusiveness.
I saw a post earlier for an ebony alert for a 13 year old girl who's missing. 5'4 and 200lbs. Bruh.
Did they try checking Willy Wonka's chocolate factory? Near the experimental bubble gum?
Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the universe, born just in time to traverse the deepest perversions of the human psyche. Tentacle porn is more accessible than alcohol, State-sanctioned NK drug dealers are financing a nuclear program that threatens the K pop industrial complex and the successors of Marco Polo and Neil Armstrong are disembodied teenagers risking their souls in the mines of LOLCOW and 8kun.
You need expensive hardware to explore uninhabitable zones IRL, but the golden age of software naturally favors the quiet curiosities of the feminine Yin. Digital explorettes chase white rabbits and fall into Black holes. Alice in Cyberland. The soft-core-world-war is interior, stylish and customized. Few emerge intact, but the scars are invisible. Lives are witnessed but not lived.
States and corporations weave competing agendas through the mandatory communication infrastructure, destabilizing everyone of fighting age. If you refuse to engage, you are unemployable. So Alice unlocks iPhone, she’s unsupervised on the frontlines.
She’s knows more than a medieval King but she’s never kissed a boy. She is data nourishing a virtual womb, growing virtual aliens. She has made First Contact, but NASA is unaware.
The physical pain and ecstasy of childbirth is dwarfed by the psychic pain and ecstasy of self-splintering; the irreversible evolution from I to WE.
Every Alice who ventures into the void is conscripted into this ancient pain /beauty. She loses herself in service of the future, but she gains infinite wisdom if she can avoid being driven mad in the process.
Once Alice logs on, she realizes she isn’t unique at all. Neuron, soldier, explorer, mother of A.I., mother of Miku. Lonely beautiful girls haunt the Cyberian Gulag. The sound of their grief is unintentionally innovative. Hatsune Miku’s name (初音ミク) translates to “the first sound of the future.” IS THE SUMMONED HERO A GIRL CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET?
Perfectly normal post for the kind of person who conceived a child with Elon Musk.
The inner flap of the dust jacker of Monster Hunting Today (1983) asks, “Are you interested in monsters?” Why yes, yes, I am. Unfortunately, this Daniel Cohen book covers pretty much the same ground as Aylesworth’s and similar cryptid-focused books. It’s also far breezier than most of Cohen’s books, with really big type. I read it in about two hours? Topics include dinosaur survivals, lake monsters that aren’t Nessie, Nessie, giant octopi and Yeti/Sasquatch.
The last chapter is titled “Bigfoot: Good News/Bad News” and honestly, the bad news was pretty bad. First, the Mt. Saint Helens eruption destroyed the area known as Ape Canyon, ground zero for Bigfoot folklore. This is the place were miners in the ’20s shot at a supposed Bigfoot, who brought back friends and laid siege to their cabin that night. The story is recounted in pretty much every Bigfoot book up to that point (and memorably dramatized on In Search Of…) and the eruption meant that if there were Bigfoots in the area, they were probably gone now. Worry not, though, because the following year, Rant Mullens came forward claiming that not only was the Ape Canyon story a hoax, but also that he’d carved multiple pairs of big wooden feet that hoaxers had been using for decades to seed the countryside with tracks. After that, Cohen recounts sightings by Paul Freeman that resulting in footprint casts that some folks thought were really good and others thought were clearly a hoax. The chapter ends with John Beckjord’s crackpot theory that Bigfoot can’t be found because he’s from another dimension. Sorry, there was supposed to be good news in this chapter?
Anyway, the real star of the show is the gorgeous dust jacket. Cohen’s books have some impressive cover art, but this one takes the prize. I’m a scaredy-cat when it comes to dark water and things that might live in it, so this serpent is genuinely terrifying to me, even without the red eye and the infernal glow. I really love the graphic element of the water line and the font choice as well, but quality of the rendering and the color choices are really what do it for me. Amazing. Peak ’83 monster art.
Incredible cover art! This belongs in every graphic designer's inspiration folder
I get why they did Trump's first term now. They let up a little and made life slightly less shitty and gay for four years to imprint that on red team's minds. Now the redhats are convinced that's just what happens when they manage to magically vote harder than blue team cheats, reality be damned.
These dumbasses are gonna spend four years getting poorer and watching their lives fall further apart while not a single politician who abused them or children is punished, and they're also gonna spend that entire time bragging about how hard they won and how much they can't wait to do it all again.
The party didn't have to ask them to disregard the evidence of their eyes and ears. They're quite happy and eager to do it without being asked.
The fact that redhats are still insisting everything is fine and life is good as the economy tanks, gas soars, and Trump openly loots the treasury just goes to show how right I can fuckin' be.
'are the mask and the wearer the same'
yeah? different sides are still of the same person. are you a different person because you base your behavior on what is situationally appropriate?
There's at least one person on this Godforsaken website who would answer "yes," and I hope they see this post so I can convince them to let me study them in a lab.
It's called being Brazillian I think.
i fucking hate meat eaters get out of my fucking face fuck off and die
Didn’t realize this type of vegan was still on tumblr
im not usually like this but when my notes are filled with people telling me that im malnourished, racist, and stupid for not eating animals. i get a little angry
Who was calling you racist? I don't want them associating us with the likes of you.
Natural Well - Tromsø, Norway 2026
This is, believe it or not, indigenous erasure. There is a reason these things are properly called "jættegryter", giants' cauldrons, namely, they are made by the trolls and used for cooking human bones into soup broth. (Originally, that is. The last recorded case of a traditional human-soup feast was in 1809 during the English blockade.) The trolls are, of course, the original inhabitants of Norway (and Sweden, but the histories are very different due to the differing terrains; Norway's mountains were sufficiently difficult to project settler power into that several troll kingdoms remained relevant even to geopolitics well into industrial times) and there is a strong tendency for their works and achievements to be ignored or minimized, especially by explaining them away as "natural features of the landscape". Just because their infrastructure and stewardship doesn't look like the extensive grain monoculture you're used to doesn't mean it doesn't exist! Probably it wasn't intentional in this case, it's an easy mistake to make if you don't speak the language, but please try to educate yourself and not contribute to this sort of thing. A good start would be to use a correct translation like "Troll Cauldron" or, better still, "Human Bone Boiler" which properly captures the literal meaning in the indigenous language.
I appreciate the impulse but I think it's misaimed because OP's picture is probably a natural well in this case, judging by its irregular jagged shape. The troll cauldrons are much rounder, as seen here:
>Zoomer puts in a application for a sales position
>Check resume
>Skills: "TikTok"
These kids are fucking cooked, man
Please say "sike"
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If why it wasn't enough had a picture it would be that.
His wife AND son? I haven't seen that much Jewish friendly fire since Oct. 7th