[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am visiting your homes and putting your cast iron skillets in the dishwasher :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am scraping your nonstick pans with metal utensils :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am dumping used cooking oil down your sink :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left the freezer open just a crack and everything thawed a little :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left food on the dishes when i put them in the sink :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i put the egg shells in the egg carton instead of throwing them out :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left all of the kitchen cabinets open :3

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

If you are one of OP’s mutuals, I’d like to remind you that pillories are easy to build.

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am begging you to stop pelting me with rotten fruits

[thememedaddy]

[tuxankhamun]

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

[sunb1eeder]

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

[enriquemzn262]

I will say regarding my son, he can be whatever he wants, and like anything he fancies, both within reason, but I will absolutely NOT have a dinosaur kid!

In this house its heavy machinery, robots, hot wheels, planes, action figures or trains damn it, I’ll even take buses or weirdly specific tools over those dastardly dinos!

[recoiloperated]

I'm smuggling plastic velociraptors into your house as we speak.

[gearboxpraexology]

Just wait until his son learns about this robot

[tobacconist]

im so glad that the historic rise in homosexuality worldwide hasnt resulted in any buttbabies yet. as the ancients feared it would.

[gearboxpraexology]

HIV.

[evenstarofrivendel]

[gearboxpraexology]

Bullshit, Legolas would be one-upping Gimli with a "Let's rise and grind HARDER" and two extra fire emojis.

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

[henstomper]

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

[the-daily-tizzy]

[gearboxpraexology]

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[us-cj]

[punishedagenttorture]

You say that, but I don't think it's exactly healthy for the environment to take on all the pollution that countries like India and China constantly shit and belch out.

[gearboxpraexology]

And you'd be right, but that has nothing to do with anthropogenic climate change, not in the least because people who try to push it intentionally exclude them from blame for it.

[cosmicretreat]

[skulki-d]

It's a good bot, sir

[gearboxpraexology]

There is one thing that still makes me feel needlessly excessive levels of Amerian chauvanism, and that's online forms not listing United States of America at the top of the drop-down menu and every other country in alphabetical order below it.

[fictionalauthorityii]

“Takeila” is not a fuckin name

[gearboxpraexology]

Encountered a (supposed) "She-hai-lah" and while I don't remember how she spelled it, I know there was no way to pronounce those letters in that order and make them sound like that.

[dune-sietchposting]

[wulfofannwn]

Based on the prevalence of powerful, super masculine men, who wield authority, and are found in the smut novels consumed by hordes of women, I must conclude that "smash the patriarchy" is an innuendo.

[recoiloperated]

Every Microsoft program I'm forced to use by work is utterly falling apart.

The only way I can describe it is "rotting"

[gearboxpraexology]

Only Microsoft software? Lucky.

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]