[tome-itwas]

i fucking hate meat eaters get out of my fucking face fuck off and die

[gearboxpraexology]

Son, you have to be at least 13 to be on this website.

[tome-itwas]

im a woman fuck off and die carnist

[gearboxpraexology]

Sounds like something a man wearing too much eye shadow would say.

[gearboxpraexology]

whats with the public transportation hate? genuine question

Why wouldn't I hate being robbed every two weeks so a bunch of poors can piss on everything around them at 35mph?

[tome-itwas]

i fucking hate meat eaters get out of my fucking face fuck off and die

[gearboxpraexology]

Son, you have to be at least 13 to be on this website.

[spartan301]

Grass chewers getting mogged for literally 4000 years

[arizonaconservativegal]

Instead of stripping every adult on the internet of their privacy to keep the comparatively smaller population of children out of spaces that are inappropriate for them, I propose we assign children a couple of responsible adults each who can help them use the internet in an age appropriate and safe way. They could set individualized restrictions and guardrails to keep kids from being exposed to things that might hurt them and help teach them how to safely exist among strangers and perhaps even how to manage minor discomfort so that it does not become debilitating to them later in life. Think about it! Kids could get the chance to grow and learn and participate in society and have someone there to help them with that and make sure things don't get out of hand. Kind of like how we teach kids to participate in real world spaces a little bit at a time with the help of responsible adults who look out for their safety. Wouldn't that be cool? I wonder what we could call those responsible adults... oh! I know!

We could call them parents.

[xxx-theartofsuicide-xxx]

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[gearboxpraexology]

I know this is literally just Mass Effect 3's ending but I would absolutely sacrifice my life to eliminate all public transportation forever.

[tome-itwas]

i fucking hate meat eaters get out of my fucking face fuck off and die

[gearboxpraexology]

Son, you have to be at least 13 to be on this website.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

We didn't know how good we had it.

[afreemanlearns]

[cthonicurcheon]

antisemitism is hilarious isn't it?

i'm sure someone who has "christian bodybuilder" in their bio and also makes jokes about the "gothschilds" has normal opinions about jewish people

Genuinely enraged that you all think this passes as a joke. "yeah i'll incorporate this into my worldview" looking forward to two weeks from now when you decide to incorporate (((them))) controlling the media and the banks into your worldview

[fictionalauthorityii]

Kvetch harder Yiddiot

[dittography-direwolf]

[riflebrass]

Me: I ordered this part and it doesn't fit. I think you sent me an improperly manufactured part and I need a replacement.

<One day later>

Customer support: If it's not fitting maybe it wasn't installed properly. Read the instructions.

Me: I read the fucking instructions when I installed the part. The part I ordered isn't fitting the way its supposed to and I need a replacement.

Me: I noticed the mounting bracket on the new part is the same shape as the one on the old part but it's a different size. You sent me the wrong part and I still need a replacement.

<Three business days later>

Customer support: Oh yeah, if you're using the wrong part then it won't fit. Go ahead and try it and let us know how it works!

I'm getting all the worthless hassle of dealing with a fucking clanker and none of the benefit of having a fast response during reasonable business hours let alone at hours when normal people aren't working.

[futurevenison]

[punishedagenttorture]

Rap music is French, please don't misattribute that to whites.

[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[deletedmymeat]

“…Browning told news site ThePrint that over 95 percent of global scam calls originate from India. Citing his database of IP addresses, he said they originate specifically from in and around Kolkata and New Delhi.”

[notfrenstimulator]

[gothicprep]

the late senator graham and i disagreed on pretty much everything, but credit where it’s due. this quote of his is an all-timer:

it’s arguably the most honest thing that anyone has said in politics.

[f101-voodoo-silver]

Lmao this nigga literally said he didnt serve the US, he served israel.

He knew very well who they were.

[afreemanlearns]

It’s actually kind of surreal how StarCraft completely vanished from the gaming conversation. What happened? Did SC players all become dota/league players or something?

I know Blizzard lost its sauce in general, but Starcraft was like THE competitive game.

[gearboxpraexology]

Ironically, I've been playing a lot of SC2 co-op lately.

[only-tiktoks]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

As a European, I knew Americans have been asking for walkable cities but i had no idea it was literally this hostile

WHERE DO YOU WALK YOUR DOGS!?!

[dkpsyhog]

[brehaaorgana]

lol yeah

[what-even-is-thiss]

Its to the point where most Americans can’t conceive of a walkable community because everywhere is like this and several generations have now grown up in a world like this. There’s hardly anyone that can conceive of a world that isn’t like this. Most people either cave in and get a car or end up isolated. I live in a city that’s mostly walkable by North American standards and I still end up walking in the dirt on the edge of a stroad a lot of the time.

[phipiohsum475]

And don't forget, we can't get decent public transportation either.

[type-blaze0]

OH.

I thought you were asking for improvements, not basic infrastructure.

OH

[returnofarmsnotsigns]

Lmao it is not like that everywhere. Texas is bigger than whatever European country you are from and judging an entire country by what you see in one city is an incredibly smooth brain criticism.

[gearboxpraexology]

Imagine if it was though. An America where it was impossible for people who can't afford a car to get anywhere.

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am visiting your homes and putting your cast iron skillets in the dishwasher :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am scraping your nonstick pans with metal utensils :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am dumping used cooking oil down your sink :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left the freezer open just a crack and everything thawed a little :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i put the empty carton of milk back in the fridge :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left food on the dishes when i put them in the sink :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i put the egg shells in the egg carton instead of throwing them out :3

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i left all of the kitchen cabinets open :3

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

If you are one of OP’s mutuals, I’d like to remind you that pillories are easy to build.

[sunb1eeder]

mutuals i am begging you to stop pelting me with rotten fruits