I don’t even like baseball but you know my ass would love to sit in these stands and slam a pint and eat a hot dog.
you'd fit right in in boston
You have to fight the New Yorker next to you for the full experience
That goes without saying, wouldn’t even drop my heater
Easy there 51st state guy. Know your role
Ey take it easy, take it easy
That big spic mouth is writin cheques your big dumb ass can’t cash, so why don’t you waddle back down to the bodega and get a breakfast sammy? Why are you even up, I’d think you’d be having a siesta by now, old balls
Already had a nap there Mr fancy ass with your spelling of cheque, like the fruity Englishman that you are. As for a bodega, there isn't one near me for at least 20 miles. I'm not some ghetto, hood rat spic,even though I can handle business like one
Fuckin gentrified Mexican over here, all kinds of proper when he gets some scratch but you know he misses the hood, he said it himself























