might delete, this website sucks

26, transfem, occasionally really horny don't worry about it, no longer the World's biggest Sleep Token hater

[keyboardcatboy-deactivated20240]

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[folly-of-alexandria]

Speculations on the dynamics of transfeminine lives by panels solely consisting of TMEs are by their very nature worthless.

It doesn't matter if the panel has transmascs or cis women. It is foundationally no different then the panels of government conservatives legislating away our rights based on their own wild speculations of who we are.

Maybe if that panel actually had a trans women of color on it someone would have told those guys what bunk their speculations on trans lesbians were. But instead we got "heterosexual transvestites got to keep their male privilege while male attracted street queens lived actual transfeminine lives."

[ahedderick]

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blazedeku]

Love how this site plays with .JPG .PNG's like dolls.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Polite and perfect gargoyle watching over for the upstanding price of only $98.60!

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[amazonclimber]

Man is doing sandwich magic and you’re complaining about the material components.

[cutecipher]

yes im complaining about dirt. you shouldn't eat dirt.

[bebsi-cola]

abelds have this funky ability where they hear disabled people say they "can't" do something and instead of hearing "can't" as in, cannot, they hear "i can if i push myself and i just don't wanna". which is really interesting!

[bebsi-cola]

people in my notes mentioning that people don't respect the fact that they can't do certain things without heavy consequences and ableds want us to beat those consequences for their convenience. and that's true but i do mean that people who say that they can't do something need to be taken at face value that it's just not possible to do at all. i want people to respect the literal meaning of "i cant'" because it's often dangerous otherwise. like people will straight up put a disabled person into situations that are harmful or incredibly dangerous for them being they assume "can't" means "i can a little bit". and when that thing is "I can't eat [allergen]" or "i can't walk at all" and you get stuck with food contaminants or at the top of a half flight of stairs they assumed wouldn't be a problem then that can actively, seriously, literally be harmful and dangerous

[milf--adjacent]

I have lots of strange food allergies and people often make it their quest to exclude me from dinners and such by serving dishes made primarily with things that poison me even after knowing me and my condition for *years*. Just last week, my mom contaminated an entire tray of veggies by placing her pineapple skewers on top so like I just didn't get to eat any bbq veggie skewers because 80% were soaked in allergen juice.... And she knows! She was the first person to make a list of my allergens to give to teachers and shit!

About a decade ago, I worked in a daycare/Montessori school that has an explictily stated nut-free policy specifically to protect medically vulnerable children from peanut and tree nut exposure. One vegan mother insisted that her child be served dairy free milk. Okay. Fine. Bring in some oat milk, right? Wrong! What does she provide? An almond/coconut/walnut blend that then is splashed around the kitchen and refrigerator of an explicitly stated nut-free facility, which your tree nut allergy-having narrator discovered by getting stinging, burning welts up her right side while trying to repair a fridge. And *I* got in trouble for pitching that allergen in the dumpster. My boss threatened to fire me over enforcing the no nut policy. The mother chewed me out for "wasting [her] money" too!

When I say people are ableist by default, I mean it in every way you can conceive and worse.

[paxamericana]

[condemnedouthouse]

[my-dailydreams]

[athelind]

Beautiful and kind, check. Looks like butter, sure.

But let's not overlook the elegant engineering of the soap dish itself: that graceful stem is positioned to let water drain out of the dish, avoiding the issue of "soap soup" that most soap dishes accumulate.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

[creamypancakebatter]

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

[breelandwalker]