When your sibling tells you, "I hope you find a pipe bomb shoved up your ass," when in the middle of the restaurant...
How tf do I respond to this acoustic bull sheet?? 😳
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@chaoticheliumkat
When your sibling tells you, "I hope you find a pipe bomb shoved up your ass," when in the middle of the restaurant...
How tf do I respond to this acoustic bull sheet?? 😳
Toilet paper with the roll going under instead of over bothers me so much. Like why would you do that 😭😤
It's the season of giving 😁
So I'm giving up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My coworker just told me that I was being "a real hiney". Guys, I don't think I will ever recover from this 🥲
Am I okay? No.
Am I going to hyperfixate on something to make it seem like I am?
You bet your gosh darn biscuits I am
My sister:
You look like a bagel.
Get seasoned
I am about 30 European seconds away from turning you into a pompom
I need some of that sparkly brain juice that make you go noom noom noom noom noom
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.
I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
Where, where have you been sending it?!
I love how there are more reblogs than likes
This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.
Oh no guys, you won’t believe what’s occurred-
Ah fuck lads, my hand slipped
woops
@chaoticheliumkat
Incorrect things my friends says
"prepare for double.... and make it trouble"
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTS!?"
followed by an equally not thought out
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES!?"
1: "I'm tired"
2: "Then take a nap"
1: "But I have to write a tiong"
2: "Then write the thing"
1: "But I have no motivation"
2: "Then get motivation"
1: "Where do I obtain"
2: "Drugs"
"can I get a waber bobble" (water bottle)
@chaoticheliumkat
1: "cries in spanish"
2: "wut? .-."
1: "idk it seemed fitting since I'm practicing my Irish and started crying for no reason"
2: "that doesn't make any sense?"
1:...
2:....
1: "WAIT I VERBED WRONG"
2: "????"
1: "FUCK I MEANT WORDED"
" anxeity gives me semi's "
"wait.... "
"Semi's give me anxeity"
@chaoticheliumkat
the truck not the other thing
"anxeity gives me Simon"
"WHOS SIMON"
"I don't know"
"oh I think I know, Simon IS your anxeity"
"Hello random chandelier.
GIVE ME THE STAPLE"
@andromeda-cant-adult
I freaking love pluto
Kristoff is a Disney princess and you cannot convince me otherwise
Kristoff and Kuzco are my favorite Disney princesses
1:" hey take me off speaker real quick "
2: "okay......."
2: "go"
1: "DO YOU WANT TO BUY FURRY PORN!?"
2: "NO!?!?!?!"
1: "Thats what I thought, sorry [other friend name]..."
@chaoticheliumkat
@chaoticheliumkat
Incorrect things my friends says
"prepare for double.... and make it trouble"
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTS!?"
followed by an equally not thought out
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES!?"
1: "I'm tired"
2: "Then take a nap"
1: "But I have to write a tiong"
2: "Then write the thing"
1: "But I have no motivation"
2: "Then get motivation"
1: "Where do I obtain"
2: "Drugs"
Me: hits the piñata
Everyone else at the Salem Witch trials:
How are you fairing this hellish day on this hellsite?
Im now contemplating my reason for existing on this site. Thanks
I found a thing