ChaoticHeliumKat

If you're here, I don't know how you found me but welcome. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Enjoy your stay.

[chaoticheliumkat]

When your sibling tells you, "I hope you find a pipe bomb shoved up your ass," when in the middle of the restaurant...

How tf do I respond to this acoustic bull sheet?? 😳

[chaoticheliumkat]

Toilet paper with the roll going under instead of over bothers me so much. Like why would you do that 😭😤

[chaoticheliumkat]

It's the season of giving 😁

So I'm giving up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[chaoticheliumkat]

My coworker just told me that I was being "a real hiney". Guys, I don't think I will ever recover from this 🥲

[chaoticheliumkat]

Am I okay? No.

Am I going to hyperfixate on something to make it seem like I am?

You bet your gosh darn biscuits I am

[chaoticheliumkat]

My sister:

You look like a bagel.

Get seasoned

[chaoticheliumkat]

I am about 30 European seconds away from turning you into a pompom

[chaoticheliumkat]

I need some of that sparkly brain juice that make you go noom noom noom noom noom

[silver-tongues-blog]

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

[xikar]

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

[doublereversequadrupleagent-blo]

What?

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

[blurry-yeensman]

Where, where have you been sending it?!

[infamouslydorky]

[impiusangelus]

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

[silver-tongues-blog]

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

[just-a-cryptid]

Oh no guys, you won’t believe what’s occurred-

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Ah fuck lads, my hand slipped

[andromeda-cant-adult]

woops

[andromeda-cant-adult]

@chaoticheliumkat

Incorrect things my friends says

"prepare for double.... and make it trouble"

[andromeda-cant-adult]

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTS!?"

followed by an equally not thought out

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES!?"

[chaoticheliumkat]

1: "I'm tired"

2: "Then take a nap"

1: "But I have to write a tiong"

2: "Then write the thing"

1: "But I have no motivation"

2: "Then get motivation"

1: "Where do I obtain"

2: "Drugs"

[andromeda-cant-adult]

"can I get a waber bobble" (water bottle)

[andromeda-cant-adult]

@chaoticheliumkat

1: "cries in spanish"

2: "wut? .-."

1: "idk it seemed fitting since I'm practicing my Irish and started crying for no reason"

2: "that doesn't make any sense?"

1:...

2:....

1: "WAIT I VERBED WRONG"

2: "????"

1: "FUCK I MEANT WORDED"

[andromeda-cant-adult]

" anxeity gives me semi's "

"wait.... "

"Semi's give me anxeity"

@chaoticheliumkat

[andromeda-cant-adult]

the truck not the other thing

[andromeda-cant-adult]

"anxeity gives me Simon"

"WHOS SIMON"

"I don't know"

"oh I think I know, Simon IS your anxeity"

[chaoticheliumkat]

"Hello random chandelier.

GIVE ME THE STAPLE"

@andromeda-cant-adult

[chaoticheliumkat]

I freaking love pluto

[andromeda-cant-adult]

Kristoff is a Disney princess and you cannot convince me otherwise

[chaoticheliumkat]

Kristoff and Kuzco are my favorite Disney princesses

[andromeda-cant-adult]

1:" hey take me off speaker real quick "

2: "okay......."

2: "go"

1: "DO YOU WANT TO BUY FURRY PORN!?"

2: "NO!?!?!?!"

1: "Thats what I thought, sorry [other friend name]..."

@chaoticheliumkat

[chaoticheliumkat]

Yup

[andromeda-cant-adult]

@chaoticheliumkat

Incorrect things my friends says

"prepare for double.... and make it trouble"

[andromeda-cant-adult]

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING PANTS!?"

followed by an equally not thought out

"WHY ARE YOU WEARING SHOES!?"

[chaoticheliumkat]

1: "I'm tired"

2: "Then take a nap"

1: "But I have to write a tiong"

2: "Then write the thing"

1: "But I have no motivation"

2: "Then get motivation"

1: "Where do I obtain"

2: "Drugs"

[chaoticheliumkat]

Me: hits the piñata

Everyone else at the Salem Witch trials:

[chaoticheliumkat]

How are you fairing this hellish day on this hellsite?

Im now contemplating my reason for existing on this site. Thanks

[chaoticheliumkat]

I found a thing