Fran's 2nd Owner

if you're reading this then kys

[chaotictopia]

OOC under hidden!

Tommy here. Or the sideckick red chaos, not former.

Worker at Sam & Fran's, that's all you need to know for now.

Don't ask questions, I won't answer them. (this one is for you, techno)

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Hi pookies, this is Johnson- gunshot sounds, I mean, Noa. Hope you enjoy the craziness from my side!

Please send asks! Here are some tags I'll be using: #RC Updates - Posts as Red Chaos #RC asks - Asks for Red #Hush tommy ramblings - Posts as hush!Tommy #Hush Tommy asks - Asks for Tommy #Noa Daily delusions - Anything out of character ;) All RP is related to Hush characters, absolutely nothing is connected to the CCs. Anyways!

OTHER HUSH RP ACCOUNTS

@wardens-box Sam/Warden

@sirens-train-station Wilbur/Siren

@dont--blink Ranboo/Lethe

@chaoticbeegremlin Tubbo/Judge

@seaside-bakery Niki/Nemesis

@k-jacobs-hn Karl/Chronos

@goopyhumanguy Slime

@thecaptainhn Puffy/Captain

@bloodgodhn Blood God, the God

[chaotictopia]

This book is so much more bullshit than I first remembered. Also is this seriously gold? Who does this. Maybe I'll just sell it to someone.

[chaoticbeegremlin]

... eat it (seriously what book are you reading)

[chaotictopia]

It's called the art of war and i totally didn't steal it from someone else. it's poggers tho i recommend it. i don't think i can eat it.

[chaotictopia]

This book is so much more bullshit than I first remembered. Also is this seriously gold? Who does this. Maybe I'll just sell it to someone.

[goopyhumanguy]

Ranking People I've Hidden On! (Part 2 :D)

1. Quackity

2. Sam

3. Karl

3.5. Niki

4. Sapnap

5. Tommy

6. Tubbo

7. Wilbur

8. Technoblade

9. That one blueish civilian

10. Puffy

11. Ranboo

[chaotictopia]

I do not accept such a low rank. Yes, 5 is low.

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times

[important-animal-images]

[chaotictopia]

[Chapter 27+]

A shame our fun ended so early. No worries, there's more coming. Until you pay your dues, I will haunt your every step.

-W

kill yourself

[wardens-box]

You probably will, considering how mich trauma our hangout must have left you :)

I'll be singing and dancing on your funeral amd bringing my dog to piss on your grave.

[chaotictopia]

i don't like you.

[amnhnyc]

Surprise! Scientifically described in 1898—and last spotted in 1913—the red-crested tree rat (Santamartamys rufodorsalis) was thought to be extinct for more than a century. That changed in 2011, when two observers in a Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta nature reserve in Colombia stumbled upon this critter. This long-whiskered rodent can grow up to 17 in (45.7 cm) long. It’s nocturnal and arboreal, though little is known about this species’ behavior. The red-crested tree rat is listed as Critically Endangered, due to loss of habitat. 

Photo: ProAves Colombia, CC BY-SA 2.0, flickr

[important-animal-images]

[eggsaladstain]

defying the odds with mama

[bovineblogger]

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

[chaotictopia]

[Chapter 27+]

A shame our fun ended so early. No worries, there's more coming. Until you pay your dues, I will haunt your every step.

-W

kill yourself

[chaotictopia]

Tommy! Can you pet-sit Fran for the next couple of days while I go on a business trip? I will pay you as much as you want, of course. And Fran would love to hang out with you more!

- Sam :D

Yeah, sure

[chaotictopia]

hey red chaos! big fan!

if given the option to change what you did, would you let dream kill siren?

go mind your own shitty business

[chaotictopia]

Can you be Rainbow Chaos this month

Yeah.

[thingswithantlers]

A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

[chaotictopia]

Tommy!! I bought an ice cream and milkshake machine and fixed the old coffee one. Come try the milkshakes, they're really good!! :D

And try the other food too! You have to take more than 3 bites this time!

And sign the adoption certificate I tagged you in pls

Sam :D

That's very cool Sam my man, thank you very much for the... cookies. I'll try the other dishes soon, I promise.