dying is a boring side effect

--lucia--they/them--late 20s—used to be bandom, then aesthetic and after 10 goddamn years on this site, graduated to posting whatever the fuck I want blog - -

[mrcmxwll]

authenticlovemag

[bleepbloopobsessionville]

dan and phil hard launched... never kill yourself

[misskiwi4]

I’m sorry job I can’t go to work tomorrow because the gays came out and the world has changed

[cafephan]

just found out life is continuing and i still have to go to work tomorrow after dan and phil confirm their relationship in a beautiful 45 minute video. saddened and heartbroken

[danrifics]

13 years…. i’ve been watching them for 13 years… i need to find a way to tell teen me what happened today

[you-needajelloshot]

what a huge day for people who were annoying and on tumblr in the 2010s. and who are still annoying and on tumblr in 2025

[hippophobia]

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[a-tumbling-spider]

[amid-fandoms]

those two really tried to pull off the "we're just like you!! we're normal just a normal couple like everyone!!" after straight up saying they're like the only two left from a species after extinction and they are never going to be more compatible with anyone else but each other. one video into the phanverse and we're already being flexed on and reminded of the tortoises covered in ranch or whatever it was

[gaythewholetime]

Texting everyone I know that Phan is real like I’m wishing them a happy new year

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[eurydicees]

sorry i won’t be coming in today. yeah no it’s just that when i was 12 i watched one danisnotonfire video and it ruined me for life. so im gonna need to take like 2-5 business weeks. starting the moment i press play on “is phan real?” yeah this is all related. don’t worry about it.

[hansoeii]

I reblogged the destiel phan is real meme and now people are asking me who dan and phil are. I thought you could only join this website if you had a problematic parasocial relationship with them when you were 14

[oldphanny]

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

[thephanleytwins]

so happy for/proud of them!! :')

[reunitedinterlude]

everything worked out ❤️