Hello there! BOOM MASTERPOST
I've finally gotten round to making a main account for my fics lmaoo, here's all of them in order of least to most recently written!!
Collapse - House of Ashes, Salim Othman/Jason Kolchek, 4k words Key tags: - Canon-typical Major Character Death - Angst and Fluff - Hurt/Comfort - Post-canon - Character Introspection - Teacher!Salim - PTSD, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - Mutual Pining Summary: "After they're released, Salim has nothing to do but go home and see his son." Salim Othman is left shaken and alone by the events in the caverns with the American soldiers. He decides to follow Zain to England, to pursue a career in teaching at an international school in London.
Off The Record - Ted Lasso, Ted Lasso/Trent Crimm, 4k words Key Tags: - Panic Attacks - Ted's Divorce - Canon Divergent - Sexuality Crisis - Fluff - Hurt/Comfort Summary: "He thought back to what Trent had said about men. Namely, loving them. Ted hadn’t dwelt on his feelings about men in a very, very long time. This train of thought pulled forward a myriad of memories from high school — before he’d known Michelle.
Kissing Andy Cohen in the janitor’s closet, crushing so hard on Mr Simmons that he ended up writing about a hundred secret letters to the man, sucking Ricky Gallagher off in the showers after practice. All of it in secret. All of it, so filled with shame and guilt and fear that Ted had buried it in the furthest reaches of his mind, not to be rediscovered until now.
With a start, his mouth was moving before his brain could stop it.
'Trent, how did you realize you were..?'
'Gay?'
'Sure.'" AKA: My take on Ted's divorce night, with Trent in place of Sassy to comfort him.
Mac Day Off The Rails - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie Kelly/Mac McDonald, 6k words Key Tags: - Smut - Plot, what plot?/Porn without plot - Some plot - Porn with feelings - Religious Imagery and Symbolism - Top Charlie Kelly - Bottom Mac McDonald - Episode: s09e05 Mac Day Summary: "'Kiss me.'
At first Charlie thought he must have misheard him.
'What?'
Shame burned in Mac’s eyes.
'Kiss me,' he spat. 'It’s Mac day, dude.' And the look of torment in his eyes was palpable. It was powerful enough to send Charlie careening off of a cliff. A cliff he would never be able to climb. A drop he would never survive. Not in a million years.
He kissed him."
Or, Charlie deals with Mac's gay panic.
Forgiveness Comes With a Price - Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, 10k words (2/5 chapters posted) Key Tags: - Slow Burn - Enemies to Friends to Lovers - Hurt/Comfort - Character introspection - Draco betrays his family - Harry Potter is NOT an asshole (only a little) Summary: "'Crucio.' His lips wrapped around the word far too easily.
As the magic flowed through him and struck the goblin on the floor, he felt as though a piece of his soul was being ripped from his chest.
The pain was stabbing, it throbbed, pounding its way through his skull. He could feel the goblin writhing on the floor beneath him, could hear its screams echo through the foyer.
Most of all, over the din, he could hear Bellatrix.
Giggling." Or, Draco joins the winning team for a rousing bit of self-examination and change for the general good, starting in the middle of Deathly Hallows, ending at... the end of Deathly Hallows.
And If You Said I Could Never Touch You Again - Pacific Rim, Newton Geiszler/Hermann Gottlieb, 3k words Key Tags: - Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot - Smut - Porn with Feelings - Body Worship - Hermann's Leg Summary: Hermann and Newt have been dating for five months and they have yet to have had sex! Hermann’s self-concious about his scars, Newt thinks he is the most beautiful thing he’s ever laid eyes on. Shenanigans ensue! Literally just self-indulgent smut.
Atlantic City, Baby - Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Leon Shermer/Sonny Wortzik, 2k words Key Tags: - Hurt No Comfort - Angst - Domestic Violence Summary: "Nothing happens in a week, she tells herself. Nothing can happen in a week. A week is nothing. Except a wedding, which can happen in a day. Or a funeral. Or, arguably, the total reconciliation of oneself with what she has always been and will always be. That kind of thing can happen in a week." Or, the after-effects of leaving on your wedding night for Atlantic City and coming back a week later to your very upset tiny husband Sonny Wortzik.
Easy (For Me) - Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Leon Shermer/Sonny Wortzik, 4k words Key Tags: - Smut - PTSD Flashbacks - First Meetings Summary: “Welcome, welcome everyone! Sissies and Dykes and Faggots alike, welcome to The Hole!” A stickbug man dressed in fishnets and lingerie wanders onto the stage at the back of the club. His surprisingly booming voice echoes above the music, cheers ricochet across the concrete walls like memories. “I’m so pleased to introduce you all to our newest girl, it’s her very first time so please, please be gentle, Gardenia Eden!”
The lights go dim, night falls on the jungle, and all at once, God herself is standing before him.
Sonny has always been a very religious man, and some might consider it idolatry, but in this very moment he is enthralled. He considers praying.
She is dressed in a satiny white dress, flowing like rivers round her ankles, hair curling in volcanic cascades across her broad shoulders. Her eyes are earthy brown and her skin is smooth as silk. She catches his eye, holds his beating heart in her fist, and winks.
AKA. Leon Shermer is just really hot and sexy and Sonny folds immediately because WHO WOULDN'T???
A Slow Night - Dog Day Afternoon (1975), Leon Shermer / Sonny Wortzik, 2.5k words Key Tags: - Angst - Hurt No Comfort - Whump - He Makes Her Laugh, Okay??? Summary: "It’s four in the morning in New York City, and it's eighty-three degrees out in February. Hotter than the devil’s asshole, Sonny says. There’s no AC in Leon’s shitty tenement of an apartment, which is, quite frankly, a violation of the Geneva Conventions. Not that there’s AC in Sonny and Angie’s apartment. But, not only is there no AC, Leon’s apartment makes every sweltering night ten degrees hotter just by sheer virtue of being actual biblical hell.
Leon and Sonny are crowded into Leon’s queen sized bed, shoved between the kitchen and the couch. There’s a steady drip, drip… drip, drip… drip, drip, coming from one of the faucets somewhere. It must be from someone else’s apartment, because Sonny’s gotten up to angrily jam the heel of his palm against every spigot in the house at least five times tonight.
They’ve both stripped every item of clothing that they were wearing when they got into bed, and changed positions enough times that the entire thing is drenched in heat-sweat. Not the fun kind of heat-sweat. Just the horrible, unsexy four A.M. kind of heat-sweat."
AKA - Sonny and Leon share a bath.
How About Chinese? - Dog Day Afternoon (1975), ...And Justice For All (1979), Leon Shermer/Arthur Kirkland Key Tags: - Fluff - Smut - Courtroom Drama - Period-Typical Transphobia Summary: "It’s not that she’s not into Arthur. She thinks he’s great. He’s very good for her. He’s very responsible, and his apartment is much, much nicer than her old one. He provides for her, which is new. The only issue is… he’s a little boring.
Leon has no objection to boring! Boring is fine, she’s been known to be a little boring herself. The only problem is, she’s so used to the excitement of playing with her life every day with Sonny, she can’t get used to Artie’s steady hand. It’s really quite a fucking problem.
And there’s another problem. Fucking.
They haven’t had sex. It’s not Arthur’s fault, not even a bit, it’s just Leon. She can’t do it. It’s not an issue of arousal or lack of want or anything of the sort, it’s only, Arthur is straight. Like, properly straight. He’s only been with real women, women with vaginas, women-women, not like Leon, in her pseudo-womanhood. She doesn’t have anything he’s used to. The curves, the tits, the Facilities. She isn’t what he’s used to. She can’t be what he’s used to. It scares her."
Aka, Leon and Arthur have sex for the first time :)
