Wheeze

I post unsolved stuff

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No one:

Ryan: Let's add aliens to the list of possible theories to piss Shane off

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Ryan adding the theory of it being aliens will always be humorous, especially with Shane's reaction to it

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Short Story I made because im bored

Imagine

You're walking down a street and you noticed a car following you. Scared, you walked faster to try to get away.

But the car drives faster and caught up to you. The window rolled down, revealing the boys, Ryan and Shane.

Shocked, you approached them on excitement.

"Get in buckaroo! We have a surprise for you" Shane said.

'How do they know me?' You ask yourself.

But you still enter because it's the boys, duh.

Once they started driving, you looked out the window in horror.

Across the street, you see two people, Shane and Ryan walking.

-the end-

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Honestly one of my goals in life is to be in an investigation with Ryan and Shane because I always wonder how it feels like to be standing with two chaotic humans and watch one of them have a panic attack while the other just keeps begging for ghost/demons to kill him

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SHANE IS A DEMON THIS IS PROOF

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Ryan: *screaming* I SaW yOu hanGing ouT wiTh a deMon yeSterdaY

Shane: *panics* NO RYAN ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-----

Ryan: *points gun at Shane* I won'T heSiTatE biTcH

Shane: WAIT RYAN NO---

* shots are fired, sirens can be heard from a distance, goatman is panicking*

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, your professional ghoul hunting boys who take their jobs very seriously

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IMAGINE

you are walking back home, then a car pulls up beside you, you're sweating because you're scared, who could it be? Are they going to kidnap you?

The window rolls down, revealing two guys, both with cap and sunglasses on, but wait, they aren't just any two guys, you recognize them, it's Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara

"Get in buckaroo, we're going on a ghost hunt" Shane says.

Ryan just stares intensely at you, oh no, it's not Ryan, it's definitely Ricky Goldsworth, you say to yourself

You're confused, curious, scared

Do you enter the car? Do you run away? Your heart begins to race as you struggle to make up your mind

You reach out to grab the door handle anyway 'what could go wrong? It's just the boys' you say to yourself as you enter the car.

As Ryan begin to drive, you look out the window and notice two people with a crew and cameras pointing at them ,

Wait, That's Ryan and Shane, if they're outside, then

Your eyes widened as you finally realized. 'you fool, this isn't the boys, they're outside, what do I do now?!' You begin to panic.

The end

this was very random guys I'm sorry I was bored

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Get someone who looks at you the way Ryan looks at Shane uWu

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Once again, for the MILLIONTH TIME this season, Shane Alexander Madej has stated that Ryan is in fact, his friend

Is he planning to murder Ryan ? Or is Shane just genuinely stating that Ryan is his friend? Stay tuned for the upcoming episodes to find out which one is true.

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Bfu

My 2 brain cells in class trying to understand what the hell is going on and how I even ended up here

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Bfu QnA

Literally my 2 brain cells trying to figure out why is Shane keep repeating that Ryan is his friend

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Your professional ghoul hunting bois, ladies and gentlemen

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Pls watch what I made

My name's Ryan

And I'm Shane

And you're watching Disney channel

someone needs to take my phone away from me

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The bfu viper room episode

"Now I'm in your hole" - Ryan Bergara, 2019

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Buzz feed unsolved

Ryan: *opened a random door at the Viper Room*

Ryan: RISE AND SHINE BABBYYYYYYY

*minutes later*

Ryan: I dOn't know, turn oFf the lights and shut the dOor

This is not Ryan, it's Ricky Goldsworth, he's back baby

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Season 6 of bfu

Without fail, in today's episode, Shane has made it clear that Ryan is his friend

AND ITS EXTREMELY PURE AND HEARTWARMING I LOVE MY BOIS