[charaie]

can’t believe i’m not having breakfast with the love of my life on a balcony in southern italy right now. what a disgrace

[ironpour]

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

[utilityclassic]

[ethrealprincess]

do NOT flirt with me. unless you want me daydreaming about us having nasty sex

[sweet-strayx]

sometimes i pull my tits out of my shirt and just play with them and pinch my nipples bc i’m a girl and i can

[femme-fl0ra]

hi happy pride month i’m having gay thoughts about you

[good-girl-in-hell]

from tumblr mutuals to making each other moan

[circumcising]

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts 

[djglory]

i notice everything i’ll play dumb tho

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[oatymilks]

eleviniak

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[faustique]

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ohlivee]

grandy kat