hi :3

my name is Charlie or Char, any/all pronouns 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

PHIL LESTER THEMED ASK GAME

inspired by this lovely video compilation

🛳 would you ever go on a cruise?

💫 would you be starstruck if you saw adele?

🥉 if you had to enter an olympic, what would it be?

😱 is there anything innocuous that scared you as a kid that wasn't actually that scary?

🐰 do you think your fursona is closer to fox, bear or rabbit?

🦊 if you were a fox, what colour fox would you be?

🛝 did you ever go on a death slide when you were a kid?

⚽️ did you have interschool sports?

🐶 did you ever have the dog warden come to your school?

🧑🏻👨🏻‍🦳 when you picture phil in your head, what does he look like?

🏨 do you know hospitals?

💒 how would you feel about having a male stripper at a wedding?

⛺️ did you ever go to softplay as a kid?

📊 do you like a pie chart or a bar graph more?

🪒 would having a slit give you empowerment to get a tattoo?

🐦 if it saved the life of a bird, would you let your best friend tattoo you?

⛰️ what would be the biggest treat that would get you to the top if you were siphussy (or whatever he's called)?

💀 what are the three scariest things you think could happen to you right now?

🔋 do you ever think about how batteries work?

➕️ which tetris block would you like to be?

[butchdazai]

love isnt real it was made up by dan and phil to sell more photocards

[the-haiku-bot]

love isnt real it was

made up by dan and phil to

sell more photocards

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[butterfrogsaysxd]

flashback to when i made a gerard way pride flag a few months ago and then completely forgot to post it

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

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[tailsbot98761]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

i cannot stress enough that today's Here's The Thing about some antidepressants make it much harder to regulate your body heat and can lead to overheating is a real thing and is very very important to keep an eye on.

[9ine9ine9ine6ix]

a pride flag for whatever dan is, represented by a furry bending over in the center

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[blo0dyc0ok1s]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[redstonedust]

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[ashes-onthewind]

June 1st is TODAY. It means that GAY PEOPLE exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[livelaughlok1]

if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)

[userlesbian]

[purpurussy-deactivated20250719]

phil's birthday charity stream was truly one of the most ridiculous things dnp have ever done and it happened like a month after i started watching them lmao. what an introduction

[purpurussy-deactivated20250719]

audio busted straight out the gate literally the worst echo I have ever heard on a livestream. took them about 10 minutes to actually look at the chat and realize this. activities included an otomatone version of the song from their tour from almost a decade prior (mind you I didn't even know the song at this point) and they fucked up the audio again so it was completely unlistenable lmfao I had to actually mute it until the torture ended. another activity was smash or passing pokémon (Dan's 1000 decibel scream from the topped by kakuna moment was instantly seared into my brain) halfway through which the camera died because they forgot to charge it (?????????) and we were just looking at a black screen with fucking clefable or some shit with "smash or pass" underneath it while Dan fought off a panic attack trying to fix the camera (he was actually so nervous on that stream it was making me nervous) and then they finally get a decade-old camera "working" with a white rectangle on the video feed which they can't get rid of and then promptly start shaving off each other's eyebrows with an amount of homoerotic touching so sincere and extreme that I had to avert my eyes. almost set their house on fire and then they didn't even know how to end the stream

and somehow this absolute train wreck raised over $100k for charity, the view count never really dropped at any point (20 thousand-odd people were SAT THERE looking at a fucking black screen with dan in the background muttering "where the FUCK is the cable oh my god I'm gonna kill myself" like "FINALLY some good fucking entertainment") and the entire time they have a close friend who is a professional twitch streamer who offered to help them with their setup but they said no. i laminated my dan and phil stan card on that day. nobody is doing it like them for better or worse

[japhanhoneymoon]

"Have fun at work, sweetie" 🧡