Ask a Dorito

Welcome to my blog meatsuit! Feel free to send in asks, submit things, and send in magical anons! This blog is S.F.W.

[charismaticdorito]

I know you know lots of things, but do you know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

“No”.

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Why do you wear a hat and bow tie?

“I think you need to see a fashion expert”

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What's your opinion on Kidz Bop

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Add music to blog? (no auto-play) Yay/Nay?

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A music player has been added

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you should totally wear a pink dress

“Mabel made it anyway.”

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Add music to blog? (no auto-play) Yay/Nay?

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Could you do a tap dance?

“Is this good?”

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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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"Follow me if you want to be saved from a horrible death! HA!"

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So the apocalypse is going to happen? Well might as well get this out of the way: fight me you isosceles dweeb (lol I'm really sorry please forgive me, master triangle)

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Seeing as it SEEMS you're about to bring about the apocalypse: I am ready to accept you as my all-powerful Lord and Master.

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(appologies for lack of updates again. I've been playing spore)

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Hey Bill do you know Giygas? I think you two would get along.

"I don't know half the people you guys keep mentioning."

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(Appologies for the few days of inactivity. I've been busily working on a Mabel animation.) 

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So is the apocalypse the day we finally see you take over this planet and become our master and ruler?

"The pieces are in place."

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Hey Bill! What's the best/worst thing about having a host body?

"As it turns out, a human body can only take so much pain before it shuts down."

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Dorito of Bill, can you pop it, lock it, and drop it like the Kardashians?

"Sounds like a dance. Sounds inappropriate too."