𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐞.

i saw 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 an 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 i 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 that i was 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 every move was just 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 and 𝐥 𝐢 𝐟 𝐞 was just a 𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 roleplay, babe. this isn't real.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

What a night, what a nightmare headache after that slam. Another Survivor Series match in the books, y'all.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Enough to work my way around a kitchen without burning the whole thing down, yeah. But it’s definitely not my next calling in life or anything like that.

[dronta-deactivated20200104]

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Catch the new Talking Snack to see me outtin’ myself as a dad joke pro and talkin’ about chainsaws for the internet.

[jimdrugfree]

[steelbison]

[charismvticsinnvrs]

It’s probably gonna end up on the “things I wish I hadn’t admitted” list, but I can’t take it back and it’s still, unfortuntely, true. It’s just one of those home comforts you miss on the road.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Oh, yeah. Travellin’ between different climate zones back home does it, too. Goin’ from hot to cold and back and forth again wreaks havoc on old injuries. The studio’s my sanctuary, I don’t talk about it a lot - it’s just a glorified workspace in the house for y supplies, my canvases, and me. My greatest pride in life  is knowin’ I’ve had a hand in creating and raising those girls. I gotta show you the picture of Ruby gone fuly Itchweed, you’ll fall out, it’s like lookin’ at a mini version of me. That return to actual competition is gonna be a sweet feelin’ after havin’ to be out there and not bein’ able to get involved. You’ve got a pretty good eye for booking, we should put you in charge of teams next year.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

I’m about to perpetuate every southern stereotype in one sentence, but I’m missin’ sweet tea somethin’ fierce right now.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Especially when I’m wakin’ up, those are the mornings I feel like I’m ninety. That’s true, I’m always gonna be that kid flyin’ off the highest thing he can find. Because the ring is my home, it’s like bein’ in my art studio or seein’ my girls - it’s just a part of me. That’s a good way to look at it, it can be an ugly truth that comes with the business, but. certain inuries and surgeries not withstanding, you always have somewhere to come back to after that rehabbin’ is done. What would your teams look like if you were in control creatively?

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Perks of the job, faking it until you make it. Between the art and the history Rome’s always been on my list, too. I’ve never been, and probably will never be, good at any sorta classic painting, but I have a deep appreciation for it. I don’t know if I’m looking forward to seein’ my family, my own house, or my own bed the most.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

PlAy WiTh WiLlOw, JeFf

I’m too fucking exhausted for this. Willow was, is, and always has been what the inside of my goddamn head looks like. It’s not fun, it’s not pretty. It’s loud and it’s nasty and it’s like being at war with yourself. Constantly.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

Mhm, at least ten years ago. I’m not as young as I was. That understandable, it’s not safe for you to be takin’ bumps when you’re still concussed. Or if your arm is still zingin’, you don’t wanna end up havin’ to have surgery. Why do I get the feelin’ you’re more upset about some - or maybe better put, one - of the faces representing your brand than about me not makin’ the cut for mine?

[charismvticsinnvrs]

‘ life was just a ritual ‘

[rawsaphrodite-deactivated201902]

I would’ve preferred to do media with Lopez than who I had to deal with today. Thankfully we’re on the way to Italy and this tour is almost over.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

It went that well, huh? Just keep lookin’ at the bright sides, Italy’s amazin’ and you’re one step closer to gettin’ back home to your zoo and your bed.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

p l a y w i t h w i l l o w , j e f f

Didn’t I just say no? This little game you think you got goin’ here ain’t cute.

[charismvticsinnvrs]

With a functioning addiction to caffeine, usually. No, but, it’s like you said - it’s all about the love and the passion. There’s nothin’ quite like the feeling of being in that ring and in our element. Life is too short to have a job that feels like work every day.