𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑠

someone take me out. on a date or with a sniper. i'm not picky. char, 29, est. Nov. 2011, sometimes i write fictional characters ✌️

[cryptotheism]

start microdosing on mercury so you can build up a tolerance

ibdont think you have my best interests at heart

[genderflu1dwh0r]

Mother is serving

[userlaylivia]

a ship so good it permanently alters your brain chemistry.

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[junglejim4322]

If I ever got falsely accused of murder those body language analysis true crime YouTube channels would have like a 7 hour video on why it’s undeniable I’m a psychopathic murderer and I know it

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

That's not a very normal thing to worry about are you all okay?

[junglejim4322]

They’d include the fact I said this in the video

[seapeesound]

i love ABORTION, AUTISM, n ASSASSINATION

[seapeesound]

i also love ANARCHY btw

[kvotheunkvothe]

they spent 20 YEARS, and surprise, it also still looks like a fucking gym, with a roof about to rust through

like, look at the interior of this shithole

what the fuck were they doing for 20 years??

is that a goddamn drop ceiling? who the hell wants to live in a house with a drop ceiling? so you can throw pencils up when you're bored, like you're perpetually stuck in hell high school?

gonna start dunking turkeys at the freethrow line? I bet that kitchen smells like feet

I didn't think the plain, stanky old wood court could be topped until I saw this sad carpet. I bet it's just plain carpet directly over concrete. no insulation. all cold in winter.

why the fuck are you tired, you barely did anything

ick, it looks like it's definitely rotting

you don't say

[thememedaddy]

[benvoolioo]

Alrighty class, just before we begin Book 22, I want to remind you it was not ‘based’ or ‘goated’ of Achilles to desecrate Hector’s corpse by dragging it through the dirt on the back of his chariot. The only ‘slay’ he ‘served’ was literally slaughtering half the Trojan army. 

[everythingfox]

He was not having it

[catseverywhere]

[hjbender]

The Four Discoursemen

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!

[charizard87]

hi hello, i never enter competitions but i did enter THIS ONE and it would be awesome if y'all could go vote for me! horror is my life and it's always been a dream to meet kane hodder and yes, the money is also a big thing too. however, this is like...the only chance i'll ever get so if you could share this, vote ( daily! ) i'd forever love y'all!