[charles-windsor-blog]

Well then my sisters are both safe and sound, and I think it may be time for an alcoholic beverage....

[fitchwinchester]

Have you ever actually read Cinderella? or Snow White, for that matter? Girls cut the heels and toes off of their feet to try and fit them inside Cinderella’s glass slipper. Snow White, on the other hand, chokes to death on a piece of apple that only gets dislodged when some men drop her coffin. I can continue if you’d like. I wasn’t implying you didn’t have problems, it just seemed highly unlikely. And seeing as how I didn’t know about your parents, I definitely didn’t know your own particular brand of problems. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Okay, okay maybe not those versions, but you know what I meant Fionna. Just I know okay, I just can't help but attack people lately. 

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

[ravenvalent]

You could be a great man too if you choose to be. Don’t you have faith in yourself?

[charles-windsor-blog]

I don't think I was destined to be great honestly, I think I was just lucky and born into royal blood, nothing more. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[roxxiesrevenge1-blog]

Are you calling me interesting? I’m flattered sweet prince but clearly you’re mistaken since you are the uh—famous one among us after all. I’m just a lowly peon. And what’s got you so deeply frustrated with everything and everyone? Sharing is caring.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Yeah I guess so. Famous one? Oh no no far from famous love. Sharing is caring huh? So what are you the therapist in town, because I could use a few checkups and maybe if prescription drugs. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[roxxiesrevenge1-blog]

How painfully, infuriatingly charming you are. People around here must love talking to you, huh? We’re talking about you because you’re the interesting one here. You’re the one who’s angry. Why would we talk about me? I’m nobody at all.

I dunno. Do all Brits have bad teeth?

[charles-windsor-blog]

Haha, yeah probably  not. I'm far from the interesting one, especially with you around. Angry? I wouldn't call it angry, just deeply frustrated with everything and everyone.

Hmmm, good point, not we don't. 

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

[ravenvalent]

I remember when I was young, our school showed a recording of your parents’ wedding, and every little girl wanted to be your mother. I don’t doubt that they are missed all over the world. Perhaps you might find some guidance from them? Your father, particularly. I can tell you are already just as brave and upstanding as he was.

They are adorable! Don’t tell me you couldn’t crack even a little smile at the sight of those knobbly knees and awkward stumble.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Yeah, my parents wedding is apparently one of the biggest things to happen to England then. Unfortunately none of my siblings was born to attend, but we did get to watch in on the television as well. Yeah my father was quite the remarkable man, when he wanted to be.

No, no, I've never seen one, but ins't a new born horse the same way? I've seen one of those. 

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

[ravenvalent]

That is so terribly sad… I am sorry for what happened to your family. Your parents were wonderful leaders, and even better human beings… I hope you can find happiness here.

Have you ever seen a baby camel?

[charles-windsor-blog]

Yeah, it is. Thanks Raven, I agree they were truly inspiring. Sighs, well I'm trying but lately this town has just been nothing but a lot of trouble and more pain to add on to my plate. 

Uh no I don't think so, I'm guessing you think they're cute?

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

[ravenvalent]

Why would you hate to admit it? Is this because of what you mentioned earlier, about being a normal citizen?

In the areas patrolled by the attractions and tourists police, camels were everywhere. Cute, but smelly.

[charles-windsor-blog]

I hate to admit it because my life will never be the same like it was before my parents death. So admitting it would be pointless because I'd never be the same. 

Eh, cute? I wouldn't call camels cute but okay. 

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

[ravenvalent]

Quite a lot, indeed. Do you miss your home? You don’t know smelly until you step in camel droppings on a 104 degree day.

[charles-windsor-blog]

As much as I hate to admit it, yes I miss what was of my home. Haha, ah I see, yes the droppings were quite smelly, but it wasn't everywhere, at least not where me and my parents visited. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[roxxiesrevenge1-blog]

Roxanne. Not blondie. The air of condescension that that name carries really bothers me. I’m not sure why it matters where I’m from. I’m here to talk about you and why you’re so angry, but for what it’s worth, I’m Canadian.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Roxanne, okay, okay, I apologize blondie. Haha, you're a funny girl. You're right it doesn't but it'd be some nice bit of information to share. About me, why is that? Canadian eh? Haha, I'm sorry but you walked me right into that. Do all Canadian's really say eh?

[ravenvalent]

I never thought I'd miss smelly, old Egypt

At least, not this much.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Do I detect a bit of home sickness miss lady cop? I'm sorry to hear that, but I don't remember Egypt being smelly. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[estherkarris]

You okay there, son? You know… I heard if you put some steak or something on your eye, the swelling goes down.

And, if you’re opposed to… meat to face contact, I’m sure I could dig out an ice pack of sorts.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Are you a doctor, because if not you can kindly fuck off.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[ravenvalent]

Charles, I would prefer it if you didn’t touch me in any manner without my permission, especially not scratching. I’m simply doing my duty.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Haha, are you serious or are you joking? You do realize that's a metaphor right? As in you did something kind for me, now I must do one in return for you. I am not literally going to scratch your back, well unless that is the kind act you want done. 

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[estherkarris]

If it weren’t for the cops, who would catch all the crazy people?

[charles-windsor-blog]

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[ravenvalent]

I’m very glad we’ve reached an understanding then! I am sorry for whatever situation brought you so much harm, Charles. Take a couple extra ice packs with you, and first thing in the morning you should head to the pharmacy for some advil.

[charles-windsor-blog]

Right...well now what do I tip you, or is this the part where I'm suppose to be forever grateful? You scratch my back I scratch yours? 

[loveandhorror]

[charles-windsor-blog]

Misery - The Maine

Looking for misery But she found me Lying naked on the floor I was headed insane The devil told me his name But he's not welcome here Anymore

[charles-windsor-blog]

Why do we fucking have cops, before we have actual medical doctors.

[ravenvalent]

Violence begets violence, Charles, and no one comes out the winner. I assume you and Mr Polk will not be pressing charges against one another, because the amount of paper work I would need to fill out… well, it would be quite painful.

Please do not confuse my kindness for tolerance. In this town you are a regular citizen, and if you cause a scene like what happened yesterday I will not hesitate to arrest you on grounds of disorderly conduct and assault. Is that understood?

[charles-windsor-blog]

Ouch! Watch it. Confuse your kindness? I never once asked you to call me other wise. On the contrary being a normal citizen is something I've always wanted. So your little copper attitude isn't necessary because I know how to behave as you can see only one of us is walking around with a black eye. 

[princesscharlottewindsor-blog]

Socializing with strangers and non-royals, you mean. I was the one that had to introduce you to everyone in our family’s social and political events, from what I remember. That’s if you decided to show up.  That’s ok. Let’s talk about… the new police force then. Are them really necessary though?

[charles-windsor-blog]

I have no idea apparently their only weapon is a taser, which I had a good laugh at. I've met two of them, a blonde guy who is like really jolly and annoying, the other one was a female, she is, she's different I guess. I don't trust them Char I'd suggest just keeping your distance.