Ever and Evermore

Grand Duchess Charlotte Tatienne Perreault Hastings III And I fell from the pedestal Right down the rabbit hole Long story short, it was a bad time Pushed from the precipice Climbed right back up the cliff Long story short, I survived

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TEXT 🍺 CHARCUN

Duncan: Men from Dunbroch?

Charlie: Do they hate you?

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Duncan: I can't! If I try to get drunk I usually just pass out and then people draw penises on me.

Charlie: 😧 WHO do you hang out with!!??

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Duncan: Hello! I don't know, it's too loud? And everyone's so drunk already, it's a lot.

Charlie: Why don't you just catch up?!

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Duncan: I'm stuck at a birthday party at a bar and it's still going on and I don't know how to sneak out early politely so I'm just texting a friend. Hi.

Charlie: HIIII! How come you want to sneak out of a birthday party early? Parties are so fun! Especially at bars!

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TEXT 💕 CHARSER

Fraser: Of course I can order anything I'd like, but I'm addicted to the hunt. And no, I won't be; I'll be sitting there happily judging others though! Unless you perform, in which case I'll just be a happy spectator for you.

Charlie: I get that! I'm always searching for new things to feature on my socials and while those hunts have NEVER lead me into a thrift store, it is much more exciting to find them in person. I'm certainly not a performer. Judging is much much more my speed!

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Fraser: Not much. I'm at a thrift store looking at the recordings seeing if they have any albums that have evaded my collection but I'm getting bored rapidly. Any interest in going to an open mic with me later?

Charlie: No offense, but that sounds immediately boring. Can't you just order albums you don't already own? Sure! I love open mics! Will you be performing?

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Fraser: How's my favorite Duchess doing this fine evening? 😊

Charlie: Wonderful now that my favorite future Lord is texting me! What's up, Buttercup?

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TEXT 🙄 CHARLIS

Idris: It's basically the same thing, isn't it? Unless the half naked person irl is someone you're about to bang. Idk, motivation is hard but I bet if anyone could figure something out, it'd be you. You're creative.

Charlie: Barely! One is through a screen with filters and unnatural angles and lighting and the other is real life! And on a good day anyone you see half naked irl could be someone you’re about to bang! 🤔 Speaking of banging, how much of a motivator would that be?

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TEXT 🙄 CHARLIS

Idris: We live in the Instaroyal and Tiktok age, if you're that starved for seeing half-naked people just open an app. I mean, I could probably do better, I guess, if I tried. I could probably use some motivation though.

Charlie: We live in the instaroyal and tiktok age! I’ve SEEN more than enough half naked people online, I want to see it irl now! What kind of motivation would you like? 👀

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Idris: Thunderstorms are more fun than the oppressive heat, first of all. Second of all, you could still work a parka. And third of all, I'm not sure my magic works like that. I could maybe use it to target people who are dancing in large groups. Would that keep it off your back?

Charlie: Incorrect. The hotter it is, the less clothes everyone wears and that’s so much more fun than having to cover up because it’s raining! Secondly, You’re not wrong! But I don’t wanna wear one! Thirdly! Boo. Visualizing lots of dancey nerds forced to walk around with their own personal rainclouds was giving me such a happy, but if targeting people that are in large groups dancing is the best you can do, then I guess it’ll have to work!

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Idris: I swear, if I see one more flash mob this summer, I'm causing thunderstorms until school starts back up. Everyone thinks they're the main character in summer, like, stfu.

Charlie: Any chance you could make them personal thunderstorms for people and not like...destroy the fun for everyone else? This is hot girl season and if anyone's going to be the Actual main character of it, it's gonna be me and I can't do that in a parka!

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TEXT 💌 CHAROLIA

Magnolia: I did NOT need to picture Spencer without clothes but you raise some valid points. And besides, Hoku is a style wiz, she can make him over if anyone needs to. I don't think I've ever been with anyone who's not even CLOSE to being good, but maybe I also just don't need that much? My clit is, like, kind of huge -- it's a gift and a curse. I love you but I'll never listen to Trolls music to find out what you mean, sorry not sorry. YAY! Which of us should text him?

Charlie: Neither did I but here we are! And Hoku’s best friend does MAGIC, she could ask her to make him hot if she wanted to also! Maybe she LIKES him ugly? That is so lucky for you, I really cannot count the number of people that talk a good game and deliver absolutely nothing. Even though I’ve heard the music, words cannot describe how much I’d judge you if you did listen to Trolls music to find out what I mean. I can!

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TEXT 💌 CHAROLIA

Magnolia: Maybe we could offer Spencer a makeover too then! To try to get him closer to Hoku's level, it's what a mega cutie like her deserves. IN LEANDER'S DEFENCE, if I looked like him, I wouldn't think about anything besides locating a mirror too. Please, I have enough skill for me and any sexy partner of mine! There's a mermaid DJ troll? Is that franchise even REAL? RIGHT?! I thought an ambush might be the way to go! Let's do it!

Charlie: Plastic surgery really isn’t in my budget this season and dressing up thee most boring pirate ever feels like a waste of our time and energy. Besides, Hoku probably prefers him without clothes anyway. 🤢 You know what? Fair but also I just do not get it. As skilled as I am at railing and getting railed, I just don’t get the appeal of being with someone not even CLOSE to good? It just sounds like masturbation but with a bit more work. Yeah! Lol it’s so stupid but the song with him in it slaps so hard. YES! I’M SO DOWN!

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TEXT 💌 CHAROLIA

Magnolia: She really, REALLY does! I love that for her so much, she nabbed herself a secret sex god. HOW are you shocked about that? I don't need a guy to give me THAT much aside from something kind of long and also a pretty face, preferably, and he's got those in spades. Adult Cute Boys aren't interested in Trolls! Ummmm maybe we just tell the boy to meet us at a store and don't give him context, and when he shows up, we have clothes ready for him to try on!

Charlie: I love that for her but he's still not cute so I have no choice but to hate it for her also. Because he just doesn't look like there are thoughts in his head outside of like locating the nearest mirror. That's...so...somethig for you. But like really? You don't care about like SKILL? That one is! And the guy who voiced the Mermaid Dj Troll! OOOOH ambush! I love that! We should absolutely do that! He won't know what hit him!

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TEXT 🚁 YOLIE

Yoyo: My main jetpack is purple and orange with silver hard ware. I can send you a pic if you want? Okay, but SO?! I thought everyone knew by now who our parents are doesn't necessarily have anything to do with us! I WAS! I'M DONE NOW AND WASHED MY HANDS AND AM NOW USING MY FINGERS AGAIN.

Charlie: Purple and orange??? What is wrong with you? Please send me a pic, but also add a tw when you send it because that color combo makes me ill. Okay but we still pick up things from out parents! They have a lot to do with how crazy people end up and the Hooks are off the rails! DAMN! MY IMPACT! CONGRATS!

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TEXT 🚁 YOLIE

Yoyo: Like color OR decoration-wise, really; just anything that changes it's looks to make it more appealing. Well, YEAH, I think he could be! He SEEMS dramatic but sometimes people are more, or less, than what they seem. I CHEATED! I USED TALK-TO-TEXT SPEECH BECAUSE I CANNOT TYPE ONE-HANDED, I DON'T DESERVE YOUR CREDIT!

Charlie: What does it look like now? I have to know what it looks like before I can make any real suggestions? Also he made Harry and CJ! You can't be NORMAL or BORING and make those people! YOU'RE USING TALK TO TEXT RN? FOR REAL? SHEEEEEEEEESH!

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TEXT 🚁 YOLIE

Yoyo: I sure will! In fact, I might need opinions on how to make the newest jetpack cuter; it's fly as hell but could use some surface updates. We don't KNOW Captain Hook, he could be way more boring than he seems! OKAY BUT YOU CAN STRIP AWAY MY KUDOS NOW BECAUSE "GRIND THEM INTO PURE UNBRIDLED HORNINESS" HAS COMPLETELY DISTRACTED ME IN A HORRIFYINGLY VISCERAL WAY.

Charlie: Surface updates like what? Color? Or decoration wise? The man wears a wig, THAT outfit, wears a hook instead of a prosthetic and spent his life fighting a child before he got eaten by an alligator! You think he could ever possibly be boring?? OKAY BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU STILL KEPT UP THE CONVERSATION! YOU'RE DOING GOOD! ALSO I KNOW, I DISTRACTED MYSELF EVEN TYPING THAT. MY B!