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glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes my name is magnolia fenner. i grew up in new orleans but now i'm busy being a junior at asu. wearer of sundresses, lover of lemonade, and firm believer that every summer is hot girl summer. badminton baddie and clarinet cutie.

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I'm finally home from Thanksgiving with the family so that means a quiet weekend in putting the Christmas decorations up before I go back to work on monday unless anyone has a better idea.

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Reese: Hey, girl! Just heard about this supposedly epic party tomorrow night, you and I should totally crash and be the LIFE of the party. What do you say??

Magnolia: I'd say TELL ME MORE but tbh, you had me at party so DUH, of course I'm in! Are you going to let me dress you? Please, please, PLEASE let me dress you!

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Lemon: They smell like the grossest kind of soap though! If we're just going to use them as props can't we actually get something GOOD and pretend we're PSL drinkers? I know they wouldn't be that hard to shop for but I'd rather drink FIVE psls than wear one of those horrid little infinity scarves. What color tights are you going to get? Should we match color schemes?

Magnolia: I GUESS but that's so much less authentique! And lol I'd pay good money to watch you drink five PSLs in a row but okay, fair enough. I was thinking of getting black tights, obviously, white ones, and maaaaaaaybe like a burnt sienna pair or brown pair or autumn? Matching color schemes would be amaze though so I'm open to suggestions!

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Lemon: That would be so perfect for the vibe but 🤢 ew. I was NOT thinking Christian Girl Autumn. I don’t even have clothes that would suit THAT. I was thinking just our regular clothes would be just perfect?

Magnolia: We don't have to drink them! We can just use them as props and then gift them to people. Does Carter like PSLs? I don't have clothes for that either, DUH, but it wouldn't be that hard to shop for it. Our regular clothes are WAY cuter though, I could never be mad at that. I need to buy some more tights first though. It's almost too cold for my dresses to be "appropriate" anymore.

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Lemon: What if we were like ✨ ironically✨ basic this year and went to a pumpkin patch and took a bunch of cute pics for instaroyal???

Magnolia: Love it! If we're doing this though, we're doing it right, which means we HAVE to get some pumpkin spice lattes to pose with. As for outfits, were you thinking like Christian Girl Autumn levels of basic?

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Lemon: Because spite. I don’t KNOW what weird stuff he’d be into! But like it’s Fraser so he’d probably idk do pretentious stuff like pick a playlist but then stop every time the song changes to describe it like Patrick Bateman or have sex with the lights on so he could like “see everything” or something freaky liek that. And he’s bossy, so I’d bet anything that it carries over into the bedroom! It is too that deep! It’s Fraser, what were you gonna do after? Drop him like one of your other conquests even tho he’d still be around WAAAY more than they ever are?? Also do you know how many germs are in hot tubs?

Magnolia: Once I had sex with a guy who tried to explain calculus to me the whole time, it was wild! Those are some fun guesses! I HOPE the bossy one is true, there are way too many guys around here who need to be handheld through sex. It's so distressing. What do you mean? I figured we could have a good bang sesh and just act like it never happened. And lol the warm water burns germs, doesn't it? Even if it doesn't, I bet there's more germs in like a handshake or something.

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Lemon: Ugh okay. We were arguing and I thought you’d agree with me but whatever, I’m gonna tell him you did anyway. Not EVERY GUY but at least the friend guys that I didn’t even know wyou were attracted to like that!!! Ewww!

Magnolia: LOL sure, tell him whatever you want, but why? What weird stuff do YOU think he'd be into? 👀 lmao baby girl, it's not that deep. He's not not hot, we were at the same party, I wanted to have sex in a hot tub, and he was there. So what?

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Lemon: As a sexpert, how would you guess Fraser would be in bed? Weird right? I have to know to prove a point also WHY was I not informed when you offered to have sex with him IN A HOT TUB?

Magnolia: As a ✨sexpert✨ I think he'd be a pretty good time, if a little boring. I'd guess boring over weird tbh, because I can't really picture him being too far off from vanilla but then again, sometimes it's the ones you least expect. Why? And lmao if I have to tell you EVERY GUY I've ever tried to have hot tub sex with, we'd literally never talk about anything else! And anyway, he said no. If I'd gotten to hook up with him, BELIEVE ME, I would've texted you about it probably as it was happening.

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Lemon: But he’s not just ANY frat boy, he’s ROMEO and better than them! I KNOW RIGHT? IT WASN’T EVEN LIKE I WAS ACTUALLY SELLING KISSES TO ANYONE LIKE THOSE KISSING BOOTH MOVIES OR SOMETHING! IT WAS AN APPLICATION WHERE I GOT TO CHOOSE WHO WOULD BE WORTHY OF KISSING ME! THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF TRAMPY! Mon dieu, that couldn’t have possibly been comfortable. WHY?

Magnolia: Maybe he was drunk when he sent it? Or maybe he's just so burning jealous at the idea of someone else taking your flower that he's become irrational lmao because boys are dumb as rocks when they're jealous tbh. It might also explain the slut-shaming ngl. Guys are mad at girls for being "sluts" when they're not being sluts with THEM. I KNOW! IT'S VERY YOU AND IT WAS SO CUTE! AND YOU ENDED UP KISSING MYLES WHO'S SWEET AND SHORT AND NON-TRAMPY TOO SO LIKE? I wanted to hook up in a closet and so I did! It's not as uncomfortable as it sounds. I was just lifted against the wall, and walls feel the same everywhere.

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Lemon: I don't think so! Unless his sense of humor and flirting is quite literally DERANGED! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! But he was all "well since you sold ur mouth on ebay ur capable of anything now"!! WHICH? WAY TO MAKE ME SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF TRAMP! Also you'd never ACTUALLY have sex with someone in a closet, right?

Magnolia: He's a frat boy, they're all just a LEETLE bit fucked up in the head, so maybe? But even if it is, he needs to change tactics pronto. HOW DID HE MANAGE TO MAKE YOUR KISSING APPLICATION SOUND TRAMPY? THAT WHOLE THING WAS VERY YOUNG-ADULT-PROTAGONIST-CUTE-GIRL-TAKES-ON-THE-WORLD! And lmao don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers tooooooooo.

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Lemon: I WISH IT WAS!

Lemon: ROMEO DID! I know right! LITERALLY!!! Every single part of it is so unbelievable but the closet part just tops it off!!!

Magnolia: Maybe Romeo's fucking with you? Or like... trying some weird version of negging/flirting? Because there's no way he or anyone else in their right mind would thing THE Lemon La Bouff let someone see her Little La Bouff in a freaking closet. Like?! Who do they think you are, ME?!

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Lemon: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE GENUINELY THINK THAT I! ME! CLAUDIA “LEMON” LA BOUFF! WOULD HAVE SEX! WITH FRASER! IN A CLOSET! IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PARTY!!! WHERE PEOPLE COULD’VE HEARD?

Magnolia: UMMMMMMMM EXSQUEEZE ME, IS THIS A JOKE?!

Magnolia: Who told you THAT? It's not even close to believable! As if you'd lose your vcard in a closet.

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Lemon: Toot away, It’s so true! Aside from myself ofc, you have the best taste in all of Auradon! I’d say je suis désolé but I’m awfully excited for your birthday too so I’m really not. A rager would be SO fun for you! If your daddy doesn’t let you throw a rager, I can totes convince my daddy to let you have it at our house instead. True, the speakeasy party was truly a stroke of brilliance on our part and the decor we’ve picked out is so good you’re going to think Scott and Zelda would be due to arrive at the party any minute! You can do whatever you’d like with any guest of your choosing, other than Romeo but that’s just common sense. So feel free to prowl as much as you want to! AFTER thoroughly celebrating my birth.

Magnolia: Toot toot! I'm the toot-est because we're the cutest! And right?! I've always wanted that high school movie picture perfect rager and since my twentieth birthday is like the end of my teen years, it feels like the last chance! And oh my gosh, really?! If you could get your daddy to help me out with the venue, I'd be so so happy! It's truly such a perfect theme for you two! And for the guests because now I have to pick out the perfect themed dress and it's making me so excited! Don't worry, Romeo has been crossed off any sex lists of mine basically our whole lives lol. So YAY, thanks!

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Lemon: Sounds perfect already! Very true, it’s going to be so fun to top this when your birthday comes along! A week of presents is so nice for him, just enough for him to know he’s not as special to you as ME, but enough to let him know he’s still pretty great! Love that for him. We’re having a 20s speakeasy themed party! It’s going to be the most iconique.

Magnolia: Not to toot my own horn but it totally is! I have great taste, I mean, obvi, just look at my glorious bestie for proof! Way to make me even more excited for my birthday oh my gosh. I've been trying to convince Daddy to let me throw a rager so fingers crossed! But OH MY GOSH there's no way my rager would be as cool as a speakeasy party! I love that for you guys! And for me! I look so good in vintage. Question, is there anyone on the guest list that's on the "Magnolia Cannot Fuck" list? Or am I free to prowl, only after I've thoroughly celebrated your birth obvi?

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Lemon: Ah okay! Yay! I'm so excited to see what you pinned and I'll let you know! Fourteen presents?! Mon Dieu, that would make you the BEST human being alive and the greatest bestie the world has ever known! And would certainly help with the impatience! 🤔 Um, no? If he wanted fourteen presents leading up to our birthday, he'd get a bestie on your level!

Magnolia: It's mostly a ton of pretty dresses but also a lot of makeup, purses, and of course SHOES. It's all highly enviable if I do say so myself. And DUH, the greatest bestie in the world deserves the greatest bestie in return so what else could I possibly be? Okay lol if you say so! Maybe I'll get him like seven though. He's a sweetie and twenty is a big year, you guys! What are you doing, party-wise?