i'm just your problem

idris basara. 19. Junior at ASU. Son of the Genie. Little bro to Jordan and Khalid. Don't threaten me with a good time.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Paige: you know I'm cool, but if I wanted to remove other people's body hair I would be training to get a job in a waxing place....

Idris: It's literally just a prank, you don't have to piss in my cornflakes, dude. I'll find someone better to pull it with, it's no big deal.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Paige: I'll let you do the shaving... because that is the most gross prank you have ever suggested to me..

Idris: Body hair grosses you out that much? Damn, I thought you were cooler than that.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🪒 IDRAIGE

Paige: I'll come with you, but the only way I'm coming into contact with anyone else's body hair is if I'm fucking them.

Idris: But the more people's body hair you shave off, the less of a problem it'll be in the long run.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 👋 BASARA BOYS

Khalid: very bad. very bad idea. how do you think she will react if she finds out?

Idris: Or very fun. How would she ever find out, bro? I'm not going to tell her. Are you?

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🙄 CHARLIS

Charlie: Barely! One is through a screen with filters and unnatural angles and lighting and the other is real life! And on a good day anyone you see half naked irl could be someone you’re about to bang! 🤔 Speaking of banging, how much of a motivator would that be?

Idris: Do filters and angles and lighting take away from the fact that it's a body and it looks good to you? Weird. Tbh banging is as good as a motivator as any. Idk if anyone else's magic works like this but it's easier to do with a clear head lmao.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🙄 CHARLIS

Charlie: We live in the instaroyal and tiktok age! I’ve SEEN more than enough half naked people online, I want to see it irl now! What kind of motivation would you like? 👀

Idris: It's basically the same thing, isn't it? Unless the half naked person irl is someone you're about to bang. Idk, motivation is hard but I bet if anyone could figure something out, it'd be you. You're creative.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🤓 YOUNGER BASARAS

Jordan: You mean do I pay attention to who in the almost-junior class is smart but insecure and desperately seeking the approval of their peers? Of course, but where's the fun in telling you when I could let you figure it out for yourself?

Idris: Come on, we both know if I'm left to figure it out for myself I won't. I can barely keep track of what my friends are doing, much less pay attention to the nerds. Idk how you do it but your weird voyeuristic tendencies have a chance to help your little bro so just do it.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🎹 IDKU

Hoku: Like the old man clown instrument?

Idris: Like the shit Weird Al plays, yeah. I mean come on, it's not exactly that much weirder than an electric uke.

[idrisbasara]

TEXT ☕ LENNIS

Lennox: I have a NAME TWIN??? Some parents out there must WANT their child to get run over mysteriously, wtf!!!

Lennox: But also, good. If you liked other Lennox better I'd really have to expedite my plan to off her, and I've got other things I'm working on right now :-p

Idris: Yeah, and the similarities start and stop at the name. First of all, she looks nothing like you. Her lips are so big they're like half of her face and they make me want to throw a dart at them to see if they pop. Second, she ordered one of those super complicated drinks that I'm pretty sure is just for the Insta. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I sprained them.

Idris: I'd bump up getting rid of her a few spots anyway just because she's so annoying. What else is going on in Lennox-town though?

[idrisbasara]

what is your favorite part about being the youngest?

The only actual good part of being the youngest child is getting away with more shit than your older siblings. I don’t have to be the role model for anybody, I’m never the first to have to deal with anything. It’s dope.

honesty hour!

[idrisbasara]

What scares you?

Being as lame as @jordanbasara or @khalid-basara when I grow up. Also, @lennoxcalhoun. The chick is nuts.

Nah, I’m kidding, mostly. I don’t really put myself in positions to get scared often so I wouldn’t know. So far, the only thing that’s even made me worry is disappointing my dad with how I’m doing in classes, but eh, classes are temporary. In ten years, I won’t care what grades I got in college.

honesty hour!

[idrisbasara]

Do you think you’re funny?

I’m hysterical.

honesty hour!

[idrisbasara]

If you were going to play a sport, what sport would it be?

I hate sports. It’s a whole lot of yelling about dudes playing with balls, which is really fucking annoying. If I had to though? It could be kind of cool to know karate or something. That way if someone really bugged me, I could kick their ass and not worry about getting mine kicked back. 

honesty hour!

[idrisbasara]

What are your favorite things to do?

Most of my favorite things to do are just basic human needs -- eat, sleep, fuck, you know. Nothing special. If I have time to drink and party a little and fuck around, that’s good too. Mostly I just go with the flow and if that flow happens to lead to some chaos, well, I’m not going to complain. It keeps life interesting, not knowing what’ll happen next.

honesty hour!

[idrisbasara]

rp-memes-and-more:

honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

@idrisbasara & @yoyotomago & @magnoliafenner​

@andreatriton & @mackennadunbroch & @cassieadale & @margaerycharming & @ganiambrosius & @jojohood & @quincydavis & @karmeninka & @therubyfitz & @lagunadelmar & @autumnskellington & @louiselefou & @chastityfrollo & @valerievasilovich & @ekatarinaromanov & @hookedoncj & @gigiphilip & @stevieslothmore​ 

@felixstabby & @lishangjr & @levlumos & @thediegodevil & @rtpendragon & @oakleyoaken & @hadieathanasius & @deeturkey & @marcoalandale & @cashforrester & @dijonnoginger & @gastonthejr & @anthonytremaines & @dougdeppert & @tobiasslade & @kendallandersen & @keanupelekai & @willofnottingham & @beauodie & @romeodubois & @gunnarwestergaard & @mylesmedusa & @mateomattias & @tripbell & @franciscodecoronado & @nukaokoro & @whereswaldohatter & @soldealva & @herklympus & @jonquilkoenig​ @squirmysmee​ & @coltonslim​ & @guillermoguzman​

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 😡 IDMON

Lemon: Except it literally doesn’t if you’re not a third grader trying to get into slang for the first time or an MRA loser looking to impress the other incels. Literally WHO do you know that uses urban dictionary more than the actual dictionary? They are not even the most sleep inducing things on the planet! They’re literally the most interesting things a person COULD do in the world outside of like…I don’t even know! They’re extremely interesting activities. What is it that YOU’RE that’s so interesting??

Idris: You're a writer, not a READER, huh? I don't think anyone uses Urban Dictionary more than the real dictionary -- as I just fucking said, I think both of them are deemed irrelevant in the face of how people actively use words on the day to day. Writing is a boring process, ballet is boring to watch, and pageants are just kind of a meme at this point, but go off, I guess. You want to try rewriting that last sentence so it's understandable, Miss Author?

[idrisbasara]

TEXT 🍺 MYRCIS

Myrcella: Hangovers happen even if you don't get drunk?? Ew! What's even the point of drinking then!

Myrcella: I have no idea what you're talking about really but do you have magic or not, Idris? Just make it taste like something then! Or use salt idk.

Idris: Idk, loosens me up? Helps me talk to more people than just my usual suspects? Not that thats a good thing always but its not bad to spread th e social wings.

Idris: You haven't had the mashed potatoes at KFC? Good, don't, theyre insultingly bland. And huh, a little water to wine action, cool. I dont think I've ever tried that but it probly isn't that hard? I'll get back to you.

Idris: What are you up to rn?